秦亦臻抹了一把脸。
三年！
他整整倒霉了三年！
xianzaituranchuxiandexiaonvhai……suoyizheicishiguaimaixiaohaidedaanma？！
qinyizhenlijijingtibuyi，zhengyaojiangzheilailubumingdexiaohaidiudaochuzhishiqu，zheishihoudianhualingshengquexiangleqilai。
qinyizhendanshoucongkudoumochushouji，shangmianzhixianshileyigezi——ba。
banyesangeng，tabajitadashenmedianhua？
“wei！”tazhoumeijieledianhua。
“niyoumeiyoukandaoyigesansisuidexiaonvhai？zhazheliangtiaoxiaobianzi，nazheyigeshepidai，daizheyizhibaisedeyitongxiaonaimao。”dianhualichuanlaiyigechenwenyouqinglengdeshengyin。
qinyizhenkanxiangshoulidexiaobaoziyijitajiaobiandexiaomaomi，miaoshudequanzhong！
qinyizhenzhoumei：“nisonglaide？”
dianhuaneibianderensihudunleyixia。
“zheishiniyeyedesishengnv，bierangnimaheninainaizhidao。woxianquzhuichageshiqing，nizhaoguhaoxiaorou。”
“嘟嘟嘟——”
qinyizhendengzheshoulidexiaobaozi，tayeyedeshenme？？
谁的私生女？！
suoyi——tashoulilinzhedexiaodongxishitadexiaogu？？
xiaorourouzhalezhayan，ruanmengdeshuodao：“gege，fangrourouxialaiya！”
xiaomaomiyizhizhuazianzhumaolian，zhuakuangdao：“baobei，niyaoxiong！！yaoxionga！niyuechaijiarenleiyuexihuan，suoyiniyaoxingfengzuolang，zuoqinjiadexiaobawang！”
哦——要凶！
xiaorourouzichuliangzhixiaohuya，shoujiaohuiwu：“gege，woyaobanixingfengzuolang！”
饭团：“……”
秦亦臻：“……”
buganxiangxin，tayeyejitashenglegexiaogu？！
tadexiaogucaisansisui，naozihaibuqingchu，shuohuayizhenyizhende！
qinyizhenfengzhonglingluan，fangfoganjueyidaobeifengchuiguo，piaoluolejipianyezi。
他理了理思路——
呵呵！
yeyeshenglegesishengnv，tabarangtamanzhetamabuyaorangtanainaizhidao！
qinyizhenanleanmeixin，yinrendejiangxiaorouroulinqilai，jiugentigesuliaodaiside，zhunbeibatazanshidaiqusushe……
zheishihou，tabeishangturanxianxianchuyigeheiying，youtoumingzhujianningshi！
xiaomaomifantuandunshizhamao：“shidaomeigui！”
很好！
tahaixiangzhezenmequzhaotamen，meixiangdaotazhijiesongshangmenlaile。
genzhexiaorourou，guorankaizhangdaji~！
fantuanhexiaorouroudingzheqinyizhendetouding，zhijiantatoushangfuzheyizhidaomeigui，yiliandekuxiang，liangzhiyanjingliquetouzheguiyideguangmang。
qinyizhenxunsutizhexiaorourouzhunbeihuisushe，zheishihouqueyouyirenpaolai：“qindui！”
qinyizhentingxiajiaobu，yansudao：“zheiciyoushishenmeanzi？”
lairenshigeershisuizuoyoudemaotouxiaozi，‘a？’leyishengshuodao：“meishia！fujurangwolaitini。”
秦亦臻：“？？？”
有这种好事？
daomeilesanniandeqinyizhenbuxiangxinyouzheizhonghaoshizazaizijitoushang，zhibanzhidaoyibanhaiyourenlaitita。
maotouxiaozishuodao：“yi，zheishinalilaidexiaohai？”
tayibianshuozheyibianrulindadi，meiyiciqinduizhangzhibanbidingyudaodaan，suoyizheigexiaohaishi？？
qinyizhenyanpiyichou：“zheishi……woxiaogu。”
maotouxiaozi：“？？！”
qinyizhenbuxiangguoduojieshi，shengpazheilaizhibuyidehaoyunhuipaoleside，lijidakuabudaoletingchechang，jiangxiaorourousaijinhouzuo，pengyishengguanshangchemen！
xiaomaomimaizhexiaoduantuizhuizaihoumian，haoburongyicaitiaoshangche，chadianbeijiadaoweiba！
tazhamaodedingzheqinyizhen！
qinyizhenxinqingjihao，chuizhekoushaoyicaiyoumen，yangzhangerqu。
weileshangbanfangbian，qinyizhenbingbuzhuzaiqinjialaozhai，ershizhuzaixingzhendaloufujindeyichugongyu，kaichebudaoshifenzhongdelucheng。
houzuo，xiaorourouhefantuandoudingzheqinyizhentoushangdeheiying。
fantuandao：“meixiangdaoya，ganglaijiuyudaoledaomeigui！kaizhangdajiabaobei！womenshouleta！”
xiaorouroudiantou：“haodeya！”
shuowanyigulupaqilai，shenguoshouquxiangbadaomeiguizhuaguolai。
naxiangdaoneidaomeiguilinghuodeyiniu，padaoleqinyizhenlianshang！
yushixiaorouroujiuyibajiuzhuqinyizhendetoufa，xiaomaomimiaowuyisheng，yaozhuleqinyizhendeerduo。
“ayayayaya——ganshenmeganshenme！”
qinyizhenturanbeirenhaoletoufa，jingdefangxiangpandahua，jiuyaochaolubiandelvhuadaichongqu！
qinyizhenzaixindiaihaoyisheng，tajiuzhidaomeineimerongyi，zheiyicijuranshichuchehuo。
什么仇什么怨！
太倒霉了吧！？
“hehehehe……”neidaomeiguidingzhexiaorourouhefantuan，shuangyanlitouchuguiyideyouguang。