“shenme？wushiwan！ma，nibieji，wo……woxiangxiangbanfa！”chenxudeshengyinlidaizheyayibuzhudejinghuang，tayibianjiedianhua，yibianjiaojidikanzhewo，yanshenlichongmanleqiqiu。
woshiruowudu，mantiaosilidizoujinyimaojian，tiaoxuanzhejintianyaochuandeyifu。
shangyishi，wokandaotazheifuliushenwuzhudeyangzi，xintengdebuxing，likejiubazijidejixuquandounalechulai。kehoulaiwocaizhidao，chenhaoqiandegenbenbushiwushiwan，ershiyibaiwan。tamenyijiarenheqihuolaipianwo，xianyongwushiwanduzhuwodezui，shengxiadewushiwan，shichenxubeizhewo，nuoyonglewofuqintouzijitamengongsidexiangmukuan。
zuizhong，xiangmukuikong，wofuqindegongsizijinlianduanlie，yiyepochan。
ertamenyijia，queyongwojiadexuehanqian，huanlexinfangxinche，guoshanglehaorizi。
何其讽刺！
chenxugualedianhua，xiangzhuajiumingdaocaoyiyangzhuazhuwodeshou，shengyindoudailekuqiang：“ranran，nitingdaole，wodita……takuaibeirendasile！niyidingyaojiujiutaa！”
wochouchuzijideshou，yilianweinandishuo：“laogong，woyexiangbangni，kewozhendemeiqianle。neiershiwan，shiwozuihoudejixule。yaobu……nibamasongnideneizhifeicuizhuozimaile？wojidenigenwoshuoguo，neizhuozizhiqibashiwanni。”
neizhizhuozi，shipopodexintourou，zhengtiandaizaishoushangxuanyao，shuoshizuchuandebaobei，jiazhiliancheng。
chenxudelianseshunjianbiandewubinankan：“neishiwomadechuanjiabao，zenmenengmai！”
“chuanjiabaobinididideminghaizhongyaoma？”woguzuotianzhendifanwen，“zaishuole，qingkuangjinji，xianmailejiuji，dengyihougongsizhuanleqian，zaijimamaigegenghaodebujiuxingle？”
wodingzhetadeyanjing，yiziyijudishuo：“haishishuo，neizhuozi……genbenjiubuzhiqian？”
chenxudeyanshenjuliedishanshuoqilai，zuichunduosuozhe，yigeziyeshuobuchulai。
因为我猜对了。
neizhizhuozi，shiwobayigepengyoudianlichulidecipin，shiwojiehunshi，wobakanpopotaihansuan，youaimianzi，teyihualeliangqiankuaimailai，rangchenxusongjipopochengchangmiande。zheijianshi，zhiyouwohewoba，haiyouchenxuzhidao。
popoyizhibeimengzaiguli，zhenyiweizijijianletiandadebianyi。
chenxuzuomengyexiangbudao，wohuizhidaozheigemimi。
tazhizhiwuwubantian，biechuyiju：“neizhuoziyouteshudejinianyiyi……zongzhibunengmai！suran，nibieguanzhuozideshile，nijiushuo，zheiqiannidaodijibuji！”
“womeiqian。”wotanletanshou，yuqijianjue，“yifendoumeiyou。”
“ni！”chenxuqijibaihuai，zhongyusixialeweizhuang，“suran，wosuanshikantounile！nijiushigelengxuewuqingdenvren！wodididouyaosile，nihaijiansibujiu！”
“wolengxue？”woxiangshitingdaoletiandadexiaohua，xiaochulesheng，“chenxu，nidididuboshuqian，pingshenmeyaowolaichengdanhouguo？woshijiajini，bushimaijinijiadangfupinde！jiehunsannian，woweinimenjiafuchuleduoshao，nizijixinlimeishuma？wobajinidegongsitoulesanbaiwan，nididimaifangwochuleershiwan，nimameigeyuedeshenghuofeishiwojide。xianzai，nimenhaixiangzenmeyang？bawoqiaoguxisui，chiganmojingma？”
zheixiehua，wobielezhengzhengyibeizi。
rujinyituweikuai，zhijuedewubichangkuai。
chenxubeiwoduideyakouwuyan，lianzhangchenglezhuganse。
zhengzaizheishi，wodeshoujixiangle。
是婆婆。
woanxiamianti，dianhuaneitoulikechuanlaipopojianruidemasheng：“suran！nizheigesangmenxing！shibushinizaipangbiantiaosuo，burangaxujiutadidi？wogaosuni，chenhaoyaoshiyougesanzhangliangduan，wozuoguidoubuhuifangguoni！”
wolengxiaoyisheng，duizhedianhuashuo：“ma，nixianbiejizhemawo。woganggenchenxushangliang，zhunbeibaninneizhibaobeifeicuizhuozimaile，xiancoudianqianjiuji。kechenxusihuobutongyi，shuoneizhuoziyoujinianyiyi，bitadidideminghaizhongyaoni。”
dianhuaneitou，shunjiananjingle。