第2章
zhaominghuidaoyuyiyuan，xinruguqiao。
“zheichaotinghaizhenrenao，paixilinlicuozongfuza。”
ke，zheiyutayouyimaoqianguanxima？
zhaomingxianzaizhiyouyigexiangfa，dapugaijuan，zhunbeizouren。
laozicizhibuganlikaizheigeshifeiwohaibuxing？
zaizheigeguidifang，zuoshenmedouxinjingdanzhan，takebuxiangxiangwanghaineiyangbumingbubaidesiqiaoqiao。
daowaimian，zhaogedifang，pingtachuanyueerlaideshenfen，tiantianchixiangheladebuxiangma？zhaojigemeirendadaqingmamaqiaobumeima？
haiyou，taduizheiyishidezhaomingzhaoshenyiyiwusuozhi，daiyouyitianchuanbang，tayeshinantaoyisi。
三十六计，走为上。
zhaomingdadinglikaihuangchengdejuexin。
diertian，tiangangmengmengliang，taxiaoxindemaibuchumen，turan，yigeweipangdenanziyingleshanglai，pifubai**nende，kandaozhaominghoumanlianduixiao，rangrenkanzhexiangtu。
又是一个死太监。
“zhaoshenyi，jintianyounijishengshangzhenmai，genwozouba！”
赵明一愣。
tanaohailigenbenmeiyouzheishi。
shangcisihouyigexinuwuchangdehuanghouniangniangchadianyaoletadexiaoming，zheicishihuangshang，haibubeimiele？
xiangdaozhei，zhaomingdetoudoudale。
“gonggong，woduziteng，nengqinggejiama？”
zhaomingshuowanyongshouwuzheduzi，ganjuezijidezhishanghuidaolexiaoxueshidai。
“heng？dadan，ruruobushiyuyiyuanzhishengniyigeshenyi，wohainengqinzilaijieni？”
kanzhesitaijianneizhangxinuwuchangdelian，zhaomingxiangtu。
zaihuangdihehuanghoudenulixia，yuyiyuanwushiduoweishenyi，beishadezhishengyige，zhaoming。
“去还是不去？”
zhaomingmeiyoubanfa，mingyaojin，haoburongyichuanyuele，sileduokuia。
“qu，quhaibuxingma？”
zhaominggenzhegonggongzaicijinlehuanggong。
“gonggong，huangdiyoushenmebushufuma？”
huanggonglushang，zhaomingxiaoxindewendao。
“heng，buzhidao，zheishinideshi。”
李公公嘴撇到天上。
tazhidao，zhaomingciquxiongxian，shiyoubajiushihuibulaile，fanbuzheheyigejiangsizhirenduoyan，huiqi。
zhaomingbuzaishuohua，zhinengxiaoxingenzaitahoumian。
“jinquba！huangdizhengzaiyushufangdengni。”
zaiyishanzhumenqian，ligonggongtingxiajiaobu。
zhaomingkanleyiyanligonggong，ligonggongyituidaoyipang，dizhetou，yiyanbufa。
tabenxiangqiaoqiaomen，houlaiyouyixianghaishisuanle。
qingqingtuikaimen，yiguxinxiangpumianerlai。
bushixiangzhudeweidao，ershi，xiangfendeweidao？
buhuihuangshangzhengzaizuoshenmehaoshiba？
zhaomingxinliqishangbaxiadexiangzheyouyuzhe，haishinieshouniejiaodezoujinyushufang。
shufangliyanwuliaorao，cikehuangdizhengzhanzaichuangqian，yangguangshunzhetanmuchuanglingsajinlai，huangdidelongguanhelongpaopishangyicengjinguang，wubishensheng。
“怎么？”
zhisaoleyiyan，zhaomingjinzhangdexinqingzaicijiaju，takandaohuangdineiqingshoudeshuangjianhecongbojingxialuchudeyiduanxuebai，shishenle。
zheigehuangdipifubaoyangdezhenhao，zhenbai。
takanleyiyanhou，bianlikechuitouerli，chufanlongweikebushinaozhewande。
“混帐！”
“啪！”
huangdimengdeyishuaishou，shouzhongdezhujianyingshengluodi，qilingbaluo。
zhaominghedechadianzhijieniaole，shunjianguizaidishang，batouchuidegengdi。
ganjueyanqianguangyingyidong，huangdilaidaotademianqian。
zhaomingzhiganjuedaoyiguwuxingdeweiyarushanzaidingrumangzaibei，huangdideliangdaomuguangxiangshiliangbajiandao，nengcichuantadeneixin。
“来吧！”
zhongyu，huangdiqihuhudezuohuilongyishang，shenchuyizhishoulai。
我去，又是诊脉？
zhaomingzaicitouda，quemeigantaitou，tabuzhidaoweishenmehuangdifahuo，zhinenglaidaohuangdijinqian，zhanzhandeshenchushou，haiweidengtadeshouzhichupengdaohuangdidegebo，huangdizaicikaikoule：“beiyi，jizhendengzhe！”
zhaomingxinzhongyizhan，buzhidaobeiyishishei，shirenminghaishidiming，haishihuanghoudemingzi？zhaomingxinzhongbuduandetuice。
zhongyu，zhaomingdeshouzhiluozailehuangdideshouwanshang。
“嗯？”
zhaomingdemuguangwuyizhongsaoleyiyanmianqiandehuangdi。
zheihuangdi，haishigexiaobailianni！
meiqingmuxiude！zheiqichang，zheiqishi，zhei，dengdeng。
shunzhebaixidebozi，zhaomingjurankandaoliangzuoqianshizaishuxibuguodefengluan。
zhaomingmengdeshouhuishouzhi，zheiyifanchangdejudongyinqihuangdidejingjue，muguangrujudekanzheta。
“zenme？kanchuzhenyouheji？”
zhaomingmangtuihoujibudixiatou，shuangshouchuizailiangce。
“bu，bu，shichendecuo，chenbuyinggaireshengshangshengqi。”
zhaominghuangmangjieshiyiyangaixinzhongdezhenjing。
zhitingdaohuangdizhangchuyikouqi，raoguozhuozilaidaozhaomingjinqian，weiyazaicichuxian。
只是。
zhaomingdedingxinchusiyouyituandongxi，jiezheliangzhijianbangbeiliangzhishoufuzhu。
“zhenbuguaini，zhenshengqibushiyinweini，kuaihezhenshuoshuo，zhenyouheji？”
huangdidetaiduyibaibashidudezhuanbian，tongshi，zhaomingwendaoyiguyichanghaowendexinxiang，zheiguweidaojiushitazaikaimenshiwendaodeweidao，tadexinzaizhandou，tadenaohaizhizhongdaledaolishan，zuibayouxiejieba，“huang，huangshang，nin，ninmeibing。”
yizheji，zhaomingwanglexianghaodeshuoci，tabenxiangshuochenziyudun，weinengjianyanchushengshangdeyinji。
zhaominghedeyibiyan，xinxiang，zheixiawanle。
说实话会死人的。
“哈哈哈！”
huangdidaxiao，shuangshoutuozhezhaomingzuozaipangbiandeyizishang，buzhiweihe，zhaominggandaohuangdidelilianghenda。
“来人！”
zhaominghaiweizuowen，huangdibianjiaoleyisheng，jiezhe，yigechijiandenvshiweibuzhiconghechuchuxian，yijiandizailezhaomingdexiongkou，zhiyaoneijianjianzaijinbanfen，zhaomingdexiaomingbianjiaodaizaizheile。
“陛下，杀？”
huangdiyibaishou，huidaogangganghuidaolongyishangdehuangdi，kanzhehuadaodishangdezhaoming，lengshengwendao：“gaosuzhen，shisheipainilaide？”
yijuhua，shunjianrangzhaomingmengbi。
bushinijiaogonggongrangwolaidema？xianzaiwenwo？
等等？
难道？
yishunjian，zhaomingsihumingbaileshenme，zhishicike，zhiyouqiuraocainenghuoming。
“huangshangraoming，shimenkouneiweigonggongdaiwolaide，shuoshininshengtiqianan。”
“ng？ligonggong？taxiansiderenhaibugouduoma？nishidisanshijiugejizhenqiaobingdeyuyile。”huangdibianliankanchengyijue，tayizailongyishang，shouzhongbuzhiheshichuxianyibabishou，hanguangzhenzhen，lingrendanhan。
cishi，tijiannvzishenyingyihuangxiaoshizaimenqian，buyihui，shouzhongtizheligonggongdenaodaizoulejinlai，xianxuelinli，maozhereqi。
kanzhegangganghaihuoshengshengdeligonggongcishishenshouyichu，zhaomingzaicibengkui。
“jiwoyigefangguonideliyou。”
huangdizaicikaikou，wentingciyan，zhaomingganjuewuleihongding。
这。
瞬间，他明白了。
nandaozhiqiansideneixieyishengtongyangfaxianmimi？huangdi，shinvershendemimi？
guaibudeligonggongzhisongdaomenkou。
guanjiantaduimuqianchaotingdexingshiyiwusuozhi，jinleliangcigong，meicidouxiangzaidaorenshangxingzou。
tayoushenmeliyourangnvhuangdifangguota？
huangdikanzhezhaominglianshangneidoudadehanzhu，jixushuodao：“meiyouyaoshuodema？neijiuqusi。”
nvshiweisihaomeiyouyouyu，shouzhongbaojianyihui，jiuyaoluoxia。
赵明这次真急了。
谁想死？
yushi，tadashenghan：“huangdijiejieraoming，wo，woyouhuashuo。”
ciyanyichu，huangdilengle，jujiandenvshiweiyelengle。
huangdimeimouliuzhuan，muguangzhongtouluchubukesiyi。
“nikanchuwoshinvershen？”
zhaomingjianzhuang，xinzhongjiaokubudie，yanqianqingjingshuomingyigewenti，huangdishinvershenguoranshitiandademimi。
bupobuli，zhaomingxinyiheng，yayiyao，mengdezhanqishen。