第5章 新婚之夜不能下床的毛病

“ma!ma!nizaixiangshenmema?”lingyunniyaohuangtadeshoubei。

lengcuizheicaihuiguoshenlai,“zenmele?”

“woshuo,nibuyaojitamaixinyifu,fanzhengtajiushixiangxiadeyigeqiongsuanyatou,chuanshenmedounankan。”

“hao!”lengcuihentiebuchenggang,youxiewunaideshenshoudianlediantadenaodai:“niya,yihouzainibabamianqianhaishishoulianyidian,zhipanizaichuleshenmeshi,tayebuhuitinidingzhele。daoshihou,nibababiqini,kejiugengxihuantale。”

“jiupingta?”lingyunnilengxiaoyisheng:“wokeshilingjiacongxiaofuyangdexiaogongzhu,jiutaneiqiongsuanyangzi,pingshenmegenwozheng?”

zouhuifangjianlidelingxueluo,yinyinyueyuetingdaoletamenyadishengyindetanhua。

talandequdali,fanshouguanshanglemen。

jinjiezhe,tanaqishoujikanleyiyanriqi,erlingyiqinianjiuyueshiliuhao。

tazhongyuqueding,zijizhongshengle。

重生回三年前。

zaiyouershitian,jiushitabeisongqujingjiaderizi……

qianshi,tadexinlizhiyouyigejingxuan,buxiangjiajiyigesuweimoumiandenanren。

naihetawufakanghengmingyun,haishijiajilejingmochi,yinweixinyoubugan,jiehunzheisannian,duiyutadebaibanchongai,tashushiwudu,shenzhigentashuoguodehuayeshiquzhikeshu。

taxiangyaobaoliuzhezijiganjingdeshenxinjixinaidenanren,congburangtapengtayixia。

neimeyigegaoaozaishangdenanren,baibanzongrongzhetadeqinggaohelengmo。

taconglaimeiyouxiangguo,taweishenmebasuoyoudeyinrenliuzaileniangjia,quebasuoyoudehuaipiqi,quandoujilejingmochi?

ruobushilingyunnihejingxuanlianshoushejita,jitaxiayaopairen**ta,tayebuhuihetayouyiyezhutaianjie。

tamingmingjiuleta,huaitaishiyue,taquemeiyouhetashuoguoyijuhua。

houlai,tabuxiwangfuzhongdehaizixiangziji,xiangyaojihaiziyigewanzhengdejia,zhunbeidenghaizishengxialai,jiugaosujingmochi,tayaohetahaohaoguorizi。

danshi,neijuhua,meiyoulaidejishuochukou……

tachengchedemuguangzaizheiyikebiandelenglie,hanqibiren。

xiangdaojingmochi,neigejiaoaodebukeyishidenanren,neigechongtachongdaoguzilidenanren,neigeyinweitaersidenanren……

jingmochi,zheiyishi,wobuhuizaicuoguoni!

sijici,tanazheshouji,buzijuebotongleneigezaojiushujiyuxindehaoma。

dangtafanyingguolaizhishi,neibianyijingjietongle。

“喂?”

dichenhaotingdeshengyin,yiruqianshi,quezaicike,rangtashenshenzhemi。

tarenbuzhugengyanle,weiqudehanchuleneigecengjingrangtazuitonghenyezuiyilaizhedemingzi:“jingmochi……”

那边顿时沉默。

tazheishizenmele?bazihaimeiyipieni,tajiuzheiyangkuzheduirenjiasajiao?renjiahuibuhuiyiweitashishenmesuibiandenvren?

tajimanggaikou:“nihao,woshilingxueluo。”

“有事?”

danlengdelianggezi,meiyousihaowendu。

tagangadejuzheshouji,zheinanrenlengdeshihou,zhendenengjiangrenbingdongsanchi。

tanaozilifeikuaideyunzhuanzhe,zhengliqianshidejiyi。

jingmochiqianbujiuturanhunmi,shushimingyijiequanweijitihuizhenyeshishushouwuce,genbenjianchabuchurenheyuanyinlai,yankanzhetadebingqingyuelaiyueyanzhong,jingjiadoubudebukaishizhunbeihoushile,yourentichuburuchongchongxi,jingjiabianzhaodaoleyinnianyinyueyinriyinshichushengdelingjianver。

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tamenduitadetaidukaishigaibian,doutaoyanta,exinta,juedetashiyigelanqingdenvren,zuihouyuelaiyueelie。

haihaotayizhiyoujingmochihuzhe,tadaizijizhendehenhao!

xiangqiwangshi,tabuyoudehongleyankuang:“meishi,jiushixiangwenwen,nideshentihaoxielema?”

“niyiweiwohaole,nijiubuyongjiale?”

“不是不是。”

lingxueluobuxiangtawuhuilezijideyisi,jimangjieshi:“wojiushidanxinnideshenti,bieluoxiashenmemaobingle。”

shunjian,jingshidaloudingcengdezongcaibangongshili,kongqidouningchenglebing。

jingmochimianduiluodichuang,jugaolinxiafukanchuangwaidejingse,xujiu,chunjiaogouqiyimohudu:“lingdaxiaojiesuoshuode,keshixinhunzhiyenengfourangnixiachuangdemaobing?”