第6章装疯卖傻
mojinfeideyanjinglidoukuaibengchuhuoxingzilai，yaoyaqiechidefahen：jiajimosichenggegenihendeyishiba？jinerwofeinongsinibuke！
tashensuixindong，shuangshoulunqishouzhongjinshuzhididebangqiugunjiuwanminghenzaxiaqu。
“嘭！”
yidaojingleisidejuxiang，bansuizheyudiansidepilipalaposuideshengyin，cantingli，yishijianhunluanbukan。
zhangapohedekuaiyaoxinzangbingfa，xianmeizhijieyundaoguoqu。quehaishipinlelaomingmaikaileruandexiangmiantiaoyiyangdeshuangtui，zhanweiweidipaojinlechufang。
haihao！haihao！guqiaoyianranwuyang！
碎的只是餐具。
cishi，guqiaoyirengshizuozaiyizishang，zhibuguo，talianrendaiyizidouhuadaoleqiangjiao。
tanalizhidao，chuanshuozhongbuxuewushudecaobaoguqiaoyi，yebujinyangyangdoubuzhongyong。qiaoyishiersuizhiqianshigenyeyenainaiyiqishenghuode，ertadeyeyeshinanpaigongfuchuanrenzhongdejiaojiaozhe，cengjingshangtaidaguobisai，liandakuaitoudeoumeirendoubeitak.ozaidi。erqiaoyicongsansuikaishijiugenzheyeyexiwule。tawuyijingzhan，zibuzaihuaxia。
buguo，jiuzaiganggang，tajielicanzhuo，jiangzijixianghouhuadongdeshihou，yanzhengzhengdikandao，neitiaobeitachuaiguodezhuotui，jurancongzhongjian“peng”deyishengduanliekaile，rujinzhiruouduansilianyiban，mianqianghailianzhe，canxixidizhichengzhe，buzhiyuqingdao。
taditoukanleyiyanzijidejiao，xinxiang：nandaozijidefoshanwuyingjiaolianchengle？
zheizhonggongfu，tazhizaidianyinglijianguo。xianshizhong，tazhichuaiduanguoyikezhijingwulimicudeyingtaoshu，beiyeyefaxianhou，zhuizhetamanshijieda。
kecanzhuodetuiqimayedeshijigongfenni，erqieshichunshimude，tajuranyechuaideduan，zhendezhishiyiwaima？
mojinfeijianguqiaoyishizhongdoubuyongzhengyanqiaota，xiongyijiandehuoqijiuyouruxiongyongdeyanjiangyiban，“hong”deyisheng，mengdizaicipenfachulai。
tataiqibangqiugun，zhizheguqiaoyidemeixin，jianzhesangzihandao，“guqiaoyi，nizheige**，ganjinjiwogunchumojia！”
tajianruidesangyinjiugentiesiguaguotiepenside，guozaoyoucier。
qiaoyideermoxianxiebeizhenpo。
tazhongyubulintaiqiyanpikanmojinfeiyiyan。
cishi，mojinfeidelianshanghuazhedanongzhuang，qigugudidengzheyanjing，saijiaxiangshichuiqideqingwadupi，yaoyaqiechide，zuilibuzhudishuozanghua。
“nigebuyaoliande，chenwobuzaijiubazhanlewodesichengge，hulijing，woyidingyaoxiandaduannidetui，ranhouzaibanidiuqujinqu，rangwushunanrenyuelanniangzangxiazuodeshenti，zuihourangnicongdiqiushangchedixiaoshi——”zuihouyigezitachezhesangzi，shidalidehouchulai，lianbiedetonghong，xiangshimashangjiuyaozhakaidefanqie。
qiaoyiquewaitousanshiwudu，yilianmangrandeshenqing，duimojinfeidao，“emo......mo......si......nijiaoshenmelaizhe？”tawushimojinfeilianshangjingcaifenchengdeyanse，yongshizhiqingqingdiqiaodataiyangxue，jiazhuangshizaijibuqingle。
bailebaishou，shuo，“jiaoshenmedoubuzhongyao，niganggangshuoshenme，womeitingqing？mafanzaizhongfuyibian，woerduohaoxiangbeinidepoluosangzijizhenhuaile！”
nishuoshuo，zheishishanghaiyoubizheigengqirendema？
renjiazaitamianqianzhangyawuzhuadegentiaodashenside，youhanyoutiao，ketajingranyifupingdan，shenzhishiyifuxiangdangmunedebiaoxian，quehaineimemingmuzhangdandefengcirenjia，jianzhijiushizaiyibenzhengjingdezhuangfengmaisha。
xiangjiaozhixia，neigedahandajiaoderen，jiuxiangshicongmaxituanlitoupaochulaidehouzi，huajisile。
mojinfeideyanzhuziqidedoukuaicongyankuanglifeichulaile。zuibaliyouwushuedudexingrongciyaomaguqiaoyi，zuizhongquezhijichuge“ni”zi。
tahenbudecongtianshangturanpixiageqingtianpililai，zhijiebayanqianzheigezuizuilingtataoyanderenjipimei。
shishizhengming，laotianyebuzongshi“tianbusuirenyuan”de。
qingtianpiliqueshilaile。zhibuguo，takenengzaibanlupaopianle，zhijiepizailemojinfeidetoushang。
“叮——”
mojinfeideshoujihuranxiangle。
taxinxiang：shinage**buzhangyan？feitiaogunainaimangdeshihoudadianhua？
tanaqishoujiyikan，“maya！”
talianjingdaihe，shoujichadiancongtashoulifeichuqu。
cishi，pingmushangshandongzhederenming，zhengshi“sichengge”sangezi。