第1章 以一对五,完虐小婊砸!

“putong”yisheng,yinxiaoxizaiyujigenvshengzhengzhijianbeituiruhuzhong。

zaishuizhongzhengzhalejixiabianchenrushuidi。

tuirendejigechuanadaxiaofudenvhaizhongyourenpale,“tabuhuisileba?”

yinvshengbaozheshoubei,yinhendikanzhehumianyidiandianbiandepingjing。

chidao:“tasilecaihaoni,jiubuhuiyourensipilailiandichanzheyanluole,choubaguai!laihamahaixiangchitianerou!”

shuozhekanxiangyipangdejigenvsheng,“tashizijishizudiaoxiaqude,mingbai?”

jigenvshengmanmianjinghuangdidiantou,yaoshidaochushiqing,tamenjigedoutuobuleganxi。

“wu……”qiangliedezhixiheyapoganxilai。

yeqinggangzhangkoujiubeiguanleyidakouhushui,feijizhuihaile?!shit!

laibujiduoxiang,tashoujiaoshuliandihuashui,zhuanshunyoushangan。

gangyishanglaibiankandaojigeqishilingrendenvhai,yilianbushandidingzheta。

“yuanlaishihuiyouyongdea,”neibaozheshoubeidenvshengshangqianyibutiaoxindao:“yinxiaoxi,wojinggaoni,buxuzaichanzheyanluo,fouzexiacijiubuzhirangnihejikouhushuineimejiandanle!”

yinxiaoxi?zaijiaota?takeshiyeqing!

“gun!”yeqingshengyinbinglengchegu。

neitiaoxinnvhailenglexia,shengyinjianrui,“ganrangwogun?nihuonile!”

shuozheshenshoujiuyaoquzhangguaita,shouhaimeiluodaotalianshangjiubeitashenshouzuanzhu。

“kaca”yisheng,neitiaoxinnvhaifachuqilidecanjiao,zhuanshunjiubeirengjinhuli。

“诺诺”

“诺诺”

……

shengxiajigenvhaimangpaoguoqu,duizhehumiandahan。

neimingjiaonuonuodenvhaizhuanshunfuchushuimian,“lengzheganshenme?jiwodasizheigexiao**!”

shengxiadenvhaijiantameishi,zhuanerjiangyeqingtuantuanweizhu,huxiangduishiyiyan。“shang!”

接下来,

“噗通”

“噗通”

“噗通”

youjielianbeirengjinhulisange,zhishengzuihouyigenvshengliuzaianshang。

zheinvshengjianzhuangjiuxiangpao,quebeiyeqingyibatizhuhouyiling。

jingkongzhong,yeqingyifushencoujintaerbian,“gaosuwo,wojiaoshenme?”

zheinvshengbumingbaiyinxiaoxiweihewentazijijiaoshenme,duosuozhehuida,“yinxiaoxi。”

yeqingmolemotadenaodai,yuqiwenrou,“guai。”

说完伸手一扔。

“putong”youyisheng,zuihouyigeqifutadenvshengyeweinengbaituoluoshuidemingyun。

yeqingjiezheyipangjiaoxueloudebolijingqiangbikantaziji。

yizhanglianquanshihuadiaodenongzhuang,yikanbuchuyuanlaidemianmao。

jianzhikeyiyongcanburenduzheigecilaixingrong。

haiyouzheiyitouluanzaozaodetoufa,jibianbeidashi,yeyixikandechuzhiqiandebaozhatouzaoxing。

muce,gentazhiqianyangdeneitiaoshizigoudemaofachabuduo,jiushizhanglexie。

nvhaianzizashe,doushenmeniandaile,haizhuizhushamatea!

ciketahaimeibayanqiandelatanvhaihezijilianxizaiyiqi,biankanbiantucao。

sixiangdaoshenme,tamengranliaoqishouwan,shangmiandaizheyigefeizhuliudeyinseshoulian。

tagubudezaitucaozheipinwei,zhijianshouwan**guanghuayipian,jiushimeiyoutayuanbendehudietaiji。

tatuirandiyizhuatoufa,landequguanyipangguolurendezhizhidiandian。

suoyi,tahaishibuxingdiguale?

linghunhaizhongshengzailebierendeshenshang?

ditoukanleyanzijishenshanghuahualvlvdeqizhuangyifu,tachunjiaochoulechou。

品味真特么low!

buguo,weishenmetameiyouzheijushenzizhurendejiyi?

这今后让她怎么混?