huoxushizijikancuoleba。
bijinggangzhujinlaima，shucuoloucengyezhengchang。
sangyuyibiananweizheziji，yibianshanglou，zheishizuolaoshigongyuxiaoqu，diantiyouxiejiule，yunxingshizongshifachu“jijigaga”deciershengyin，weilezijidelaibuyidexiaomingzhexiang，sangyuhaishixuanzelaoshipalouti。
dengpadaowulou，yijingshihuchidaichuan，biantaoyaochibianzhuomozhe，zijizhudeshiwulou，gangcaikandaodejiushicongshangwangxiashudierceng，neikebujiushitadefangzima？
turanxiangtong，haimeilaidejixixiangwuneidedengzenmezijiliangle，menjiukaile。
sangyuniezheyaochi，haimeiduizhunsuokong，menjiuconglimianbeirentuilechulai。
“ninhuilaile？”yigechuanxizhuangdaizheheikuangyanjingdeqingniannanrenconglimiantanchutou，manmianduixiaochongtadazhaohu。
tuikailiangbukanlekanmenpaihao，sangyuyouxieyihuo，zheihaoxiangshitajiameicuoa，neizheirenyoushishei？
“bielengzhea，kuaijinlaiba。”nanrenreqingzhaohuta，rangsangyuyouxiebuzhisuocuo，zhengchouchujian，kandaonanrenyouduizhetajimeinongyan，zhangzhekouxingwushengshuodao：“kuaidian，buranlaobangaishengqile。”
老板？什么鬼。
tantoukanlekan，limiandegejubaishequeshishitazhiqiandefangzibucuo，tuoxiehaiweichizhezaoshanggangchumendeyangzini，neizheirenshishei，zenmehuiyoutafangmendeyaochi？
zainaohaizhongsouxunleyibian，chuletoutong，meixiangqilairenheyouyongdexinxi，sangyujiucizuoba，kanqilaitahaoxiangmeishenmeeyi，suoxingtajinmendasuankankanzheirendaodiyaoganma。
huanlexie，xiangwennanrenyaobuyaoheshui，caifaxiantaduojinlechufang。zheijiahuo，zenmexiangshichanglaitajiayiyang，nongdebitahaishu……e，taqueshicailaiyitian，shuobushanghenshu。
buquguanta，dasuanzijiqudaoshui，zoudaoketing，queturanjiaobuyizhi——
还有个人！
tazhanzaiketingyuyangtaixianglianjiedeyinanzhichu，rangrenyishijianmeichajue，turanfaxianjiaoluolihaizhanzhegerendingdingdekanzheta，sangyubeihedejiaoyiruan，zhijieguizailedibanshang。
haozaidibanshangpuleyicengzhangmaoditan，daoyebushihenteng，zhishi，zheirenzenmemeiyoushengyinde！
bumianyouxieqimen，taliangyanyideng，nushizhejiaoluolideren，yishuohuajiushieyanxiangxiang，“niyoushishei？bushengbuxiangzaiwojializuoshenme？”
tayuanbenjiuyinweijiebierenshentizhongshengeryouxiehuangluan，shengpabeirenfaxianzijidebuxunchangzhichu，jintiantadoujinzhangyitianle，haoburongyihuilelaochaohaiyaoshouzheimeyihe，yijingyouxieqijibaihuai。
kuangqie，zheigerenyinggaishitongganggangkaimenderenshiyihuode，taduikaimendehaowuyinxiang，jiushuomingzheilianggerengenyuanzhuyebushihenshu，neitayeyongbuzhekeqi。
baozhezheiyangdexiangfa，sangyuzijuediqigengzulexie，tingletinghoubeishuangyanruju，limianpenzhexiaohuohua。
haimeijianchiliangmiao，zhenggerenjiupolegong，tamingxianchajuedaozijiganggangdejudongrangmianqianderenbushihenshuang，zhoushendeqichangchenlechen，guanzhemenchuangdeshineijingranmomingjuedeyouxieleng。
“woshishei？”muqichenzuijiaohanxiao，yibubuhuanmandicongyinanchuzouchulai，juhuangsededengguangdazaitalianshang，ranglitidewuguanxiandeyouxieroumei，doushuodengxiakanmeiren，qianqiujuediaoyu，zaiyibanderenbeizheimeyimeihua，dounengshengchuxiemenglongmei，genghekuangshiyuanbenjiuzhangdejihaokanderen。
sangyuyishijiankanzhileyan。
zhidaomuqichenzhanzaitamianqian，jugaolinxiazhushizheta，jixuyongdiyadeshengyinzhongfudao：“zainijiali？”
qizhongde“ni”zibeitatebieyaolezhongyin。
rensuiranhaishiyizhiqianxiaozhe，danshizhouweidediyaquefenminggengdile，sangyubeitahaowuxiaoyideqiheiyanmouyiji，turanjuedezheishuangyanjingyoudianyinxiang，haoxiangyoudianshuxi……
zhengduozaichufangdezhenghaoxuanrouzhebeibang，meigantantouqukan，ganshouzheketinglidelengli，tamomodiwanglimianyounuolelianggongfen，laobanfanu，nengduodeyueyuanyuehaoa。
danshishiwuchang，wangwangyuepashenmeyuelaishenme。bugaobudidiyisheng“xiaozheng”，rangzhenghaoxuanzhenggerendouleyidou，suijixinzhongaihao，mianshangshisiruguidizoulechuqu，daoleketing，jiansangyuguizuozaidishang，zijialaobangaogaozaishangfushizheta，liangrenzhijiananliuyongdong，botaoxiongyong。
talimahuanleyifurenzhendebiaoqing，lizaiyibian，shuangshoujiaodiezaishenqian，“laoban，ninfenfu。”
“nilaigentashuoshuo，”muqichenweiweiyangtou，congxiabadaojingxiang，gouchengyitiaoyoumeidehuxian，“woshishei，nengbunengzaizheili。”
“zhei……”zhenghaoxuanyouxieshayan，zheiyounaodenayichu？
laobansuirankanqilaihaidaizhexiao，danyitaduoniandejingyanlaikan，gujishishengqile，haiqidebuqing，laohuhuxumobude，zhenghaoxuangancuililuodunxiashen，yuguizuodesangyushixianqiping，xiaoshengquanta，“furen，nigenlaobanchaoshenmeni？suhuashuo，fuqichuangtouchaojiachuangweihe，niqudaogeqian，laobanyebuzhiyudani……”
嘎？他在说什么？
sangyumangrandikankanmuqichen，youzaikankanlaotaobutingdezhenghaoxuan，zuihoushenshouzhilezhizijihemuqichen，delaizhenghaoxuankendingdediantou，“ninbuhuibaninlaogongjiwangleba？”
老公？！
这、这、这……
shuoqilai，sangyushirendemuqichende。
ashixiangdangdangdemujiaduzi，tiancaishaonian，weichengnianjiudaomeiguoduyan，boshishengbiyehouhuiguo，bingmeiyoujieshoumushi，ershixuanzebaishouqijia，zijichuanglishengyujituan，zaiduanshijianneiyijuntuqi，zaiashichuantongdeshangyezhanchangzhongyijueduiyoushizhanwenjueduiweizhi，zigezailaodeqianbeitiqita，doubudebuzhenchengditanyiju“houshengkewei”。
haibudaosanshisuidenianji，rangwushushaonv**weizhifengkuang。
kaiwanxiao，budaosanshisui，shiyeyoucheng，yougaodayingjun，jianzhibunengyongjinguixulaixingrong，jianzhishiyizunliangjingjingdejinpusaa！
sangyudingzheqianmiandanshouchakudousuibianzhanzhejiuhaokandebudeledenanren，qingbuzijinyanlekoukoushui，buganzhishipusashensuideshuangyan，tashixianweiweixiayi，e……
muqichendedamingjibenshangxiadaosansuiyouer，shangdaojiushijiulaorendouyouerwen，danshiyeyouxiaodaoxiaoxicheng，tasuiranshitianzhijiaozi，keyeyouneimeyidianxiaci。
zuoweishangweizhe，youshishangzhanlidehouqizhixiu，duodeshirenweilebajietaohaohuozhejitadianzuoshoujiaotiandiandu，danbuguansongguoquduoshaomeinv，tadouyigaijujue，lianyiqizaihuisuotanhetong，tadoushiliaowangailiaode，qishenzouren，rangshenbianrenquyingchou。