第4章
jiuzaiyunjialuanzuoyituandeshihou，huojiajieqindeche，yijingdida。
shenchuanshehuabaisehunshadeyunmucongloutishangkuankuanerxia，mubuxieshideshanglehunche，duiyuyunjiameiyoubanfendeliulian。
gengmeiyouxinlangqianlaijiecheeryoubanfendebaoyuanhebuman。
kejiuzaitatajinchemendeyishun，shaonvgaoshenmocedexiaolexiao。
xindidaojishi“3、2、1”。
然后——
“嘭！”
shenhoudeyunjiagongguan，baozhashengzheneryulong！
cengjingyunxiaoshazhudeneigepianlou，shunjianyiweipingdi。
yunxiaosha，chedixiaoshiyushijian！
haohuadehunchecheduijichi，zuihouzhijieshiruyizuoyoushenshenmidesirengubao。
gubaosimiansenlinhuanrao，youshenguji。qiangshangpamanleqiangwei，baisedehuaduozaifengzhongyaoye，youxiangzhenzhen。
tingyuannei，caopinghuanraozhepenquan。
kanzhecheduitingxia，sizhoudeyongrendouzhuzukanleguolai，qieqiesiyu。
zheijiushitijiaguolaideneiweishazixinniang！
shenchuanyanweifudeguanjiagongjingshangqian，dakaichemen。
“shaonainai，qingxiache。”
chemendakaideshunjian，zhongrenmuguangkanleguoqu。
chenei，yishuangxianxibizhide**maichu，shuijinggaogenxieqingqingluodi，yaoyetuodidehunshaqunbaizaifengzhongdangyangchudongrendehudu。
zhongrenyuanbenyiweihuikandaoyigechouloubukanshaxinniangdezhongren，quejianyiweiyaotiaoyouyadenvziconghuncheshangkuankuanerxia。
weiguangzhong，nvzifuruningzhi，hunshendushangyicengwenroudeguangmang，yiyishenghui。
neizhangwanmeiwuxiadelianjiashang，huazhejingzhiyanlidezhuangrong，yishuangdutedehuliyanmeierbusu，guojiazheqinglengguao，bukeyishideqizhi。
wuketiaotidewuguan，jiyaorupudezhangfa，gaotiaoxianxideshenzi。
zhishiyiyan，bianduorenxinpo！
zhei......zheidangzhenshiyunjianeigechoumingzhaozhushengminglangjiedeshanver？
bushishuochishayouchouloubukanma？
zenmeganjueshihuanleyigeren！
suoyourendoudengdaleyanjing，jiulianjianguolewushuchangmiandelaoguanjia，yeshiyileng，“shaonainai？shinima？”
yunmuyipie，yitiaomei，shenqinglengmo，sangyinqueshirutongbailingniaobandongren，“dangranshiwo，daiwoquxinfangba。”
haodaishitajiajinhuojiadediyitian，tachumenqiandangrandehaohaodaochiyifan。
kanzhezhongrenzheichishademoyang，tianshengfangudeyunmuxinzhongyizhenchangkuai！
laoguanjiaquemianyounanse，“dashaoyefenfule，xiandaishaonainaihuizijifangjian。”
yunmuweiweicumei，qidingshenxiandediantou，“neifanqingdailu！”
laoguanjiadiantou，“hao！”
kanzheyanqianzheimeruhuasiyudexinniang，zaixiangdaotajijiangmianlindeyiqie，laoguanjiaxinzhongyizhenburen。
yunmutizhequnbai，zaizhongrenzhumudemuguangzhong，beilaoguanjiacongfulitanghuangdezhengmenkou，zhijiedaidaolepianpidehouyuan，zuihou，tingzaileyigezangluanyouyinanchaoshideyongrenfangmenkou。
jigechuanzhepojiuyongrenfudelaomazikanzhezouguolaideyunmu，muguangchaofengyouqingmie。
laoguanjiadao，“shaonainai，zheilijiushininyihoudefangjian。”
yunmudandandemouguangsaoleyiyanyinandedixiachuwushi，qingchiyixiao。
guoran，zheigehuojiayebushihaodaide！
zhijierangtazheigexinniangzizhudixiashi，zhengmendouburangtajin。
huotingchengzheishizaigaosutazijibuhuichengrentazheigetijiademaopaihuoma？
yunmuqiheiyoushendemouzisaoleyiquanzheigeyinanchaoshidefangjian，lianyigexiaochuangkoudoumeiyou，jianzhijiushianwutianridelaolong。
而且一股子霉味！
这是人住的吗？
laoguanjiayiweiyunmuhuizhijiefabiao，quebuxiangtazhishitingzhilebeijizhuanshen，sangyinwanzhuandewendao，“xinlangni？tashiyaozaizheiligenwodongfang？”
“dashaoyeshentixuruo，jinwandedongfangjiumianle。”laoguanjiaxiaoshenggongjingdao，“shaonainai，ninjiuanxinzhuxiaba，youshenmexuyaodoukeyizhaowo！”
shuowan，bianzhijietuilechuqu。
xingba，jilaizhizeanzhi！
yunmushenxiyikouqi，diaoletousha，gangtuoxiagaogenxiezhunbeijinfangjiandeshihou，yiduichouyifuhenhendezazailetadehoubei。
yiweimanlianhengroudeyongrenzouleguolai，hengmeilengshulishenghechi，“haiyoumeiyouguiju？nishizhunbeichuanzhehunshaxiyifu？”
yunmuhuimou，meimoulengmi，“woshihuojiashaonainai，nirangwoxiyifu？”
neimingyongrendunshibuxie，“yigetijiademaopaishaziyexiangzuoshaonainai？nizuomeng！dashaoyefenfule，jintianwanshangzhiqian，nibixuxiwanchengbaolimiandesuoyouyifu，shenmeshihouxiwan，shenmeshihouyoufanchi！”
“huotingchengrangwoxiyifu？”yunmubuzhuodaolezhongdian。
yongrenlenghe，“buranni？zhendangzijishijiaguolaizuozhuzide？yihounizaihuojia，jiushiyigeyongren！ganjindehuanyifu，ganhuo！”
yunmuqueshilengxiaoyisheng，zhijieyiliaoqunbaiqiaozheerlangtuiyouxiandetangzaileshafashang。
“恕难从命。”
yongrendunshinule，chongguoquxiangyaobayunmudehunsha。
yunmuzenmekenengrangtadecheng，qingqiaoduokai，quebuxiangneisipangziyongrenjingranyangqibazhangjiushanguolai！
“nigemaopaihuo，jiwobaishenmepu......a！”
yunmubuguoshijiaojianqingqingyiban，shencaifeipangdenvyongbian“dong——”deyishengzaidishangshuailegesiyangbacha！
jinjiezhe，yunmulinglideyijiaoyouchuaileguoqu，zhijiejiangtachuaifei！
nvyongtouyiwai，zhijieyunsiguoqu。
“guozao！”yunmudandanxianchun。
xiangrangtayundaxiaojieganhuoer？buyaomingle！
霍霆郕是吗？！
huojiaxinuwuchangrangrentanzhisebiandesishengzi，huobuguoershiliusuidebinglaogui？
feijinxinsiqutajinmenchongxi，queyoubugentadongfangrangtazuoyongren！
搞什么名堂？
nanren，nichenggongdegouqilewodexingqu！
buguo，xianzaitaqibushineigezhananhuojinzhoudesaozile？
yunmuxianzaijuedezijizheigebinglaoguixinlang，shiyuelaiyueyouyisile。
身体虚弱无法洞房？
yunmumosuozhezijiguanghuadexiaba，meimouzhongturanbengshechujiaoxiadeguang。
xinghao，zheigedixiashisuirantiaojianjianlou，danhaishibeileyixiejiandandehuazhuangpin。
shifenzhonghou，yunmumanyidekanzhejingzilimiandeziji。
wuguanpingyong，zhuangrongnongyanruyouhua，zuizhuyaodeshizuobianlianjialiangdaobahenhenggen，zhengningbukan！
rensheikanledouhuiexinzhiji！
tayangqijiandao，shouqidaoluo，fanfudehunshaqunbaiyijianerxia，luchuyishuangyunchengbaixide**。
zheifushenqusuiranchanruo，danshihaozaigaiyoudedouyou，yunchenghaokan，jiushitaishouxuelexie。
yunmumanyidedianlediantou。
jiranneigebinglaoguilaogongbukenjianta，neitazhihaozhudongzhaoshangmenle！
tagouchunlengxiao，yijiaotikaidishangnvyongdeshenti，xiaoshizailedixiashidefangjianli。