第1章 重生成胖子

“zheisifeizhu,jiushishezhengwangfeia,cao,zhangdezhenpang!”

“xingle,biefeihuale,suiranzhangdepanglexie,danshenfenzaizhei,erqietingshuotachenghunhoushezhengwangdoumeiyoujinguotadewuzi,shuiletadengyushijita**le,zangeliangyibeizidetanzidouyoule。”

“gengkekuang,neisanxiaojiehaijiyinqian,zheiyangdehaoshitizhedenglongdounanzhaoa——”

liangdaoweisuoermenglangdeshengyinchuanrulesuqianyuedeerzhong。

tatoutongyulie,naozilitoumanshiyituanxianhong。

tiemanxizidexianhongfangjian——

ranshaozhedexianhonggaozhu——

beixianxueranhongdejiayi——

baiyuciwanzhongshengmanletaxianhongdexintouxue——

hong,hong,manmudehongse,lingrentouyunmuxuan,xinshenjulie。

tabushiyijingsilema?sizaixinhunzhangfuteyiweizijidiaozhideyibeiningxuesanzhong,sizaizijimeimeiqinshou**xiongkouchudehanyubishouzhong。

zenmehainengtingdaozheibanlingrenexindeshengyin?

jiuzaicishi,silayisheng,yiwubeisiladeqingcuishengxiang,haiyoushentishangchuanlaideyouniganjue,rangsuqianyuexianzaihundunzhongdeyishishunjianhuilong。

tamengdizhengkaileyishuangrubingsiyudehanlengmouzi,muguangsenlengdiluozaipazaizijishenshangdelianggewocuonanrenshenshang。

真晦气!

suqianyuexunmengrudiandichushoule。

tabaxiatoushangzanzi,mengdizhajinleneigenanrenjingzhongsixue,neinanrenshunjiantengtongnanren,tongdezaidishangquansuoqilai,bingqiebansuizhejuliedezhandou。

lingyigenanrenjiantajingranshanglezijidexiongdi,yandichihong,mengdishangqianyaoduoxiasuqianyuedejinzan。

“sifeizhu!womengelianghaoxinhaoyirangniyoujihuizuogewanzhengdenvren,nijingranbushihaodai!yebuqiaoqiaonishenshangzheishenfeirou!bieshuoshezhengwangle,jiushirenheyigezhengchangnanrenkanledouhuizuoou!”

“feihuazhenduo!”suqianyuezhijiezhazhongletadexiafuzhichu。

“bushixihuanqiangponvrenma?zheiyizanzixiaqu,nizheibeizidouzuobuchengnanrenle!”suqianyuelenglengdao。

nanrentongdemianrongniuqu,shensezhengning,jingranputongyixiaguizailedishang。

jiuzaicishi,menwaichuanlaileyizhenchaozadejiaobusheng。

“zhangege!wozhendekanjiansaozigenlianggenanrenjinlezheigefangjian!zheilikeshizhuangongneixiesilezhangfudeguafuxunhuanzuolededifang!talaizheilinengganshenmehaoshi?”

“tazheishiyaojiangzanmenshezhengwangfudeyanmiancaizaidishangjiantaa!”

suqianyuecongtashangpaqilai,tingdaozheizhongqinglinglingdeshaonvshengyin,yijingfenbianchuzijicishidechujinglaile。

cengjing,tagenzheshifuxuetianjishudeshihoujiuconggujishangkanguo,youjieshihaihunzheiyangdeqimiaoshiqing。

xiangbudao,zheishier,jingranzhendefashengzaizijideshenshangle。

tajiedezheiyijushenzi,yutatongmingtongxing,shenzhishengchenbaziyixiangtong。

raner,tadechujing,yuzijixiangbi,queshiyouguozhierwubuji。

gangcaichushengderen,zhengshitadexiaoguzi,yeshitaxianzaiweihehuichuxianzaizheidengyanhuazhididezuikuihuoshou。

suqianyuehaimeiyouyanhaozijishenshangyishan,fangjiandemenbianbeiyijiaochuaikai。

yidaoweiyanertingbadeshenyingchuxianzaimenkou。

lairenyishenzisejinlongmangpao,toudaiyuguan,yaochanqingjinsejinbo。

tamianrongjunmei,zongranshensejunleng,rengzhebuzhuwuguanzhongdejingzhi。

kanlai,zheijiushizijidebianyifujun,zhouguoquanqingchaoyedetianzizhishi,dangchaoshezhengwangdianxia。

容湛。

suqianyuetaiqiyan,haimeiyoukanqingtayandiqingxu,tabianshangqianzhijieqiazhulesuqianyuedebozi。

“suqianyue!nibuzeshouduanjiajibenwang,benwangyijingwangkaiyimian,buyunijijiao,jileniwangfeidetimianhezunrong,nijingrandecunjinchi,yaojibenwangdailvmaozi?”

rongzhanqiazhesuqianyueshouzhangbuduanyongli,suqianyueyijingchuanbushangqile。

tahaoburongyizhongxinhuoguolai,nanbuchengyaobeizheigebianyifujunqiasi?

taanziyunqi,zhengyaochushou,luyanquemengdishangqian,shunshoulouzhulerongzhandeshoubei,jimangdao:“zhangege,suanle!tawaigongyijiabuhaore,zhenbarennongsile,zanmenyebuhaojiaodai。tazuochuzheidengchoushilai,zhijiexiulejiubale。”

“azhan,niwuyaotaiguozheji。wokanqianyuepingrianfenshouji,bushizheidengmenglangzhiren,qizhongyexushiyouxiewuhuide。”

“shuoqilai,niyeyoubuduidedifang,tajiaruwangfuyiyoujigeyue,niquelianmiandouburangtajian,taxinzhongjimo,zaisuonanmian。bushisuoyounvzidounengshoudezhujimode。”

rongzhandesaozibaiwanwanyeshangqianleyibu,ruanyuquandao。

rongzhanxianglaijingzhongbaiwanwanzheigeguasao,tadehuarangshengnuzhongderongzhanlengjinglejifen。

talenghengleyisheng,henhendijiangsuqianyueshuaizailechuangtashang。

gangcaisuqianyuebeisikaideyishandoumeiyoulaidejiyanhao,beirongzhanzheimeyishuai,youpisankailai。

rongzhanmuguangsuoji,biankandaoyishanzhixiamandedouyaoduichulaidefeirou。

suqianyuedongzuobenzhuodijiangyishanlonghao。

luyankanletayixia,haobuliuqingdiyanchunchixiaochulai。

“zheshenme?jiunizheifeizhuyibandeshenzi,bianshi**lerengzaiwaimian,yebuhuiyourenduokanniyiyan!yebuzhidaonalizhaolaidezheilianggenanren,hualebushaoqianba?”

rongzhanyandishanguoleyimonannaideyane,lengshengminglingdao:“jianfusushi,xingweifangdang,bushoufudao,xiuchuwangfu!””

“buzhiwangyeneizhiyanjingkanjianchenqiexingweifangdang,bushoufudaole?”suqianyuelengjingdikanxianglerongzhan。

rongzhanjunmeideliansefuqiyimomorandechaonong。

“nanbuchengwangfeiyaogenbenwangshuo,zheilianggenanrengennidaizaizheizhongdifang,shizaitantaoruheyangzhuma?”

zheihuayichu,luyanyourenbuzhuyanzhuzui,puchiyixiaxiaolechulai。

rongzhannengshuochuzheihua,shizaiyeshishichuyouyin。

yuanshensuqianyue,benshiningyuanhoufudeqianjin,queyinweizaizhuangzichushengshichulepilou,yuyigeyangzhunvdiaohuanleshenfen。

tazaixiangxiayangleshijiniandezhu,caibeiningyuanhoufujiehuilai。

gengyinweijuzhicubi,shencaifeipang,beizhenggejingzhoujinjinledao。

erta,jingranbuzhisihuo,suanjileshezhengwang——

rongzhansuipoyutawaigongzhaoguogongquleta,danshiduitayanezhiji,hunhouzhijielianwangfudoubuhuile!

suqianyuezhidaorongzhanbumanyizheizhuanghunshi,danshirufujigeyue,rongzhanzongguimeiyouweinanguoyuanshen,keruoshibeixiuhuidaosujia,neiyingjietadejiangshishengburusidezaoyu——