第4章
baixinyuyiyanjiurenchuzheirenshiqianshitongbandebanzhangxulinlin，tazheihuamingxianjiubushishuojizijiyirentingde，shengyindadeshenzhiyouxiecier。
jingenzhe，xulinlindeneijigegudingbandidexiaogenbanyelijiweileshanglai，qizuibasheyifukanrenaobuxianshidademoyang。
“baixinyu，woyaoshinijiushixiangyidianzijizouren，miandelaoshidangzhongganni，daoshihounijiuchedichenglexiaohuale。”
“haodaitongxueyichang，baixinyu，biegaodetainankanbijiaohaoba。”
“jintianshilaoshideshengri，nibiejitazhaobutongkuai，huiquzuonideyuwenjiafurenbuhaoma？hebini？”
“haizhidaowoshiyuwenjiadefuren？gunkai！”baixinyulandegenzheixierenfeihua，xianzaishuodehaoxiangweilelaoshiyouduomedeyifentianyingyiyang，qianshilaoshibeirenxianhaideshihou，tamenyigegepaodebisheidoukuai，babudegenlaoshichediduanjueguanxi，gengyoushenzhibuxizhongshanglaoshiyeyaozhuajinjihuiwangshangpa，exinzhiji。
“ni！”neixierenyemeixiangdaobaixinyuhuizheiyangshuo，zaiyixiangdaobaixinyushenhoudeyuwenjia，buganxindijinlesheng。
xulinlindelianshangmanshijihen，huitoukanleyiyansihuyijingzhuyidaozheibiandeliangjiaoshou，lijiyongshouzhoupengleyixiashenbianderen，duifangshunjianmingbaiguolaile，lijidazhesangmenshuodao：“laiba，dajiadoushixiangdian，meitingjian【yuwenfuren】rangnimendougunkaima！”
pangbianderenlijijiehuashuodao：“zanmenkerebuqiyuwenjiaderen，dourangrangba。”
zhongrenlijirangkaiyitiaolu，erneibiandeliangjiaoshouzaiqiaojianbaixinyushiyanjinglichuxiandeguangliangyeyinweizheixierendehuaerzaiduandanxialai。
baixinyuhengletamenyiyangjingzhizouxiangleliangjiaoshou：“laoshi......”
“yuwenfuren。”liangjiaoshouzhijiedaduanbaixinyudehua：“ruguowojidemeicuo，jintianwomeiyoujinifaqingjianba？”
“chi。”renqunzhonglijichuanchuchixiaosheng，kanxiangbaixinyudemuguangyexiangshikanxiaochouyiban。
“laoshi，zhiqianshiworenxing，duibuqi。”baixinyuzhengzhongxiangliangjiaoshoudaoqian，youkaikoudao：“songleliwuwojiuzou，zhunin......”
“mianle，nidezhufuwobuxihan，nideliwuwoyebuxiangyao。”liangjiaoshouzhijiedangzhongxialezhukeling：“nizouba。”
“ba！”liangqiuyingjidezhiduojiao，zheigelaoliangshizenmehuishi！mingmingzuifangxinbuxiadejiushizijizheigebaobeitudi，pianshengzheigeshihoushuozheizhongmeixindehua，zaoshangyizhidingshoujitanqiderenbushita？
baixinyujiangyigeshizhidaxiaozhuangyoudanseyetingdemifengguan，dixiangleliangqiuyingdefangxiang：“qiuying，nitilaoshishouyixiaba。”
“haiyiweiyuwenjiadefurenhuisongshenmeangguideliwu，nongzheimegewanyierhunongsheini？”binkezhongyourendishenglengchaodao。
“tazhendeshiyuwenjiadefuren？gaibuhuishijiamaodeba......”
zheilidedoushixierenjing，mingyanrendounengkanchuliangjiaoshouyanezheigebaixinyu，ziransheidounengcaitayijiao。
haiyuwenjiadefuren？chuandezheimesuiyi，songdedongxihaizheimehansuan？
搞笑呢？
liangqiuyingjianzhuangyezhinengshenshouqujie，xiangzhehuitouzaiquanquanzijialaoliang。
yipangdexulinlinkemeixiangrangbaixinyuruyuan，tazhijiedazailebaixinyudeshoushang：“laoshishuobuxihannidedongxi！nimeitingjianma！”
yankanzhebaixinyudedongxifachu【pa】diyisheng，suiluoyidi，guanzhongdedanseyetiyeliutangchulai。
jianzhuang，xulinlindengrenyanzhongyiliang，jieshiyifutongkuaidebiaoqing，sheirangbaixinyuganggangneimehaohengni？zaorangtagunle，zenmejiubutingquanni？
ranerjinjiezheyiguziqingxindexiangqishunjianmimanyuzhenggeyanhuitingzhizhong，xulinlindengrenxiaobuchulaile。
“haoxiang！”yourenlijishuodao：“shihuadexiangwei！”
jiuxiangshiwuchuangruzhengpianzhiyefanmaodeconglin，qichupumianerlaideshizhizihuaxiang，nongyuqiechilie，jinjiezheshiwanxiangyudexiangweidianzhuiqizhong，dengzheiliangzhongxiangweixiaosanhoubianfangruokanjianyipianjinguishulin，neijinguixiangweixiangshibeiniansuizaileyizhenfengzhong，zhiyishenhuxi，bianjuedexiangweizibijianliuzou，molezhishengxiaxuesongbandeqinglie，rangrenxinkuangshenyi。
yiniansijizuinongyudexiangwei，jingranzaiduanduanshumiaodeshijianneilingwuleyibian。
“laoshi，yinianmeiyoulianxininshiwodecuo，”baixinyukanzhechenmiqizhongdeliangjiaoshoukaikoudao：“songninyigesijizuoshouchenheli，zhuninruyuezhiheng,rurizhisheng,runanshanzhishou,buqianbubeng！”
shuowanzheiju，baixinyucaizhuanshenlikai。
kanzhebaixinyujiuzheimezoule，liangjiaoshouzhanglezhangzuiyouhuanhuanbishang。
“ba！nijisiwosuanle！”liangqiuyingzhendekuaiyaojifengle：“ni！”
liangqiuyinghuaweishuowan，jiuqiaojianliangjiaoshouangshoukuobudizhuilechuqu。
“laoshi！lao......”xulinlindengrenzaibeihouhuanlehaojishengyemeiqiaojianliangjiaoshouyousihaodetingdun，qidezhiyaohoucaoya，zhiliangqiuyingsongleyikouqimeizizidao：“zhenbukuishiwobadedeyimenshenga，yinianmeichuxian，yilumianjiulianglegejuehuo，buxiangmouxieren......zheimeduonianyemeishenmezhangjin，haixuejianlenaodaixiangwangwobadexiangmuliji，meitianfenjiubiezhengzhale，wokanzhedoujuedekelian，hehe。”
shuowanzheihua，liangqiuyingzhuanshenjiuzoule，zhiliuxiaxulinlinjirenlianshangyizhenbaiyizhenqingde。
xulinlindeshuangshouchuizaishence，sisiniezhequantou，xiangqilezijijiedaodeneiyitongdianhua，yanzhonghenyitaotian。
jiranneigelaodongxizheimepianxin，jiubieguaitahenxin。
renweicaisiniaoweishiwang，tabixuyaoxianxiashouweiqiang！
lingyibian，liangjiaoshouchuleyanketingmeijibujiuzhuishanglebaixinyu：“nizhanzhu！”
baixinyuzhanzhujiaobuhuiguotoukanxiangliangjiaoshou，yankuangyouxiefatang。
yuanxiangxianshuojijuhenhuadeliangjiaoshouqiaojianbaixinyuzheigeyangzi，yejuedezijidesangziyanerlixiangshiduletuanmianhuayiyang，guolehaojiucaikaikoudao：“gaitian，laijialijinishiniangshangzhuxiang，tashizuitengnide。”
tingjianzheijuhua，baixinyugengjuedebiliangsuanse，zhidianlediantou，neidoudadeleizhuyeyongchuleyankuang，shunzheliandanwangxialiu。
jianzhuang，liangjiaoshouyejuedexinliyizhensuanse，zuizhongyemeishuoshenme，zhichenzheshengsongbaixinyuxialou。
diantimenkaideshihou，liangjiaoshoujiuqiaojiandiantizhongyinanyinv，nvrenershichutounianqingmaomei，nanrennianjiyebuda，shencaibitingmianrongyingjun，zhishicelianshangyigemingxiandehongyin，youshangfenghua！
“ng？”baixinyuqiaojiandiantiliderenyeshiyileng：“yuwenqi？”
tingjianzheigechenghu，liangjiaoshouxianshiyileng，youchouleyuwenqihaojiyan，zheicaibuganzhixindikanxianglebaixinyu：“tashini......”
“laoshi，tajiushiwodezhangfu，yuwenqi。”baixinyulijizuojieshao：“yuwenqi，zheishiwoenshiliangjiaoshou，jintianshitadewushisuishouchen。”
“liangjiaoshou，nin......”yuwenqihuameishuowanjiubeidaduan。
“wojiuzhidao！”liangjiaoshoulijijiangbaixinyuzhuaidaoyibianxiaoshengdao：“haomenkuotaishineimehaodangde？youqianrenzhuandeduowandehua！nikantaneilianshang！tanengshigeshenmehaodongxi？yaowoshuoganjinlihun！genwohuiquzuoshiyan！ebuzheni！”
tingjianliangjiaoshoudehua，baixinyuxinliyongqiyizhengandong，danyebuhaoyisichengrenyuwenqilianshangdechunyinshizijiliude，bianzailiangjiaoshoudeerbianyongzhiyoutamenlianggerennengtingjiandeshengyinshuodao：“laoshi，wohuaiyunle。”
“neitajiugengbugai......”liangjiaoshouhaimeishuowanjiubeibaixinyudaduan。
“tabuzhidao。”baixinyuxiaoshengdao：“ninbieshuochuqu，wozhigaosuninle，bierensheidoubuzhidao。”
liangjiaoshoukanlekanbaixinyuyoukanlekanyuwenqi，zhihoucaiyadishengyinbujiedao：“neinizheishiyaoqufuliuzi？”
“a？”baixinyuyileng，qufuliuzi？hainengzheiyang？
“meishi，wodong。”liangjiaoshoupaileyixiabaixinyudejianbangshuodao：“xiangmuneibian，mingeyizhijiniliuzheni，nisuishikeyihuilai，jintianjiuxianhuijiaxiuxiba，youkonglaiyitang，jinishiniangshangzhuxiang，ye......”liangjiaoshoumiaoleyiyanbaixinyudefubu：“yerangtakaixinkaixin。”
jiranyaoqufuliuzi，ziranshiyaodouzhuandianqianbangshenle，xianglaitadeaitudouyishenzhixiangdehaobenshi，zhiyaotalaxiazheizhanglaolianzoudongyixia，zhuanqianyinggaishibunande。
“hao。”baixinyudianlediantoudao：“ninyezhaoguhaozijideshenti。”
hanxuanguohou，baixinyubiangenzheyuwenqiyiqichengdiantixialou，yuwenqidetezhuzheihuieryeshixiangditiqianlikaile。
fufushanglechezhihou，yuwenqicaikaikoudao：“liangjiaoshou，butaixihuanwo。”
baixinyuwenshengminzuitouxiaochusheng，zhihoucainachushijinjiyuwenqicaleyixialianjiashangdekouhongyin：“burangnicadiaojiuzhendeliuleyitian？nizenmezheimeguai？”
yuwenqimeiyoujiehua，zhishierchuiyouxiefahong，youxiebieniudejiangtouzhuanxianglingyibian，baixinyuquetaishoutiaoqiyuwenqidexiababuxutaluandong：“meicaganjingni。”