把父母气的半死
guanjianshi，tahuaqiandashoudajiao，weilexunideshuju，weileneilianjiadekuaigan，zaiyouxilidongzhejiuchongzhijishiwan。
yinweichenniwangyou，chongshangbaoli，youyiciherenfashengkoujiao，yinuzhixiajiudongledaozi。
捅死了人。
rangfumubaifarensongheifaren。
meixiangdaolaotianjuranjilezijiyigezhongshengdejihui......
zhouguoliangtaishoujiushiyibazhang，yilianxianqidituikaizhouming
“xiaotuzaizi，shaolaizheiyitao，laozijintianfeidejinidianyanseqiaoqiao。
"hunzhangdongxi，lingchensandianlehaizaidayouxi，nisizaidiannaomianqiansuanle。“
zhouguoliangjintianshitielexinyaojiaoxunerzi
tajintiancanjialehaoyouguinvdeshengxueyan，kandaoxiridelaozhanyoudenverkaoshanglemingxiao，jieguozijierziliangesanbendoumeikaoshang,xinlidunshibufuqile
hejiudeshihoujiuxinlibushuang
dajiadoushiyigebizilianggeyan，yiqishengdehaizi，zenmebierendejiuxing，zijidejiubuxing?
doushigaisidediannaoyouxi!
zhouguoliangyuexiangyueqi，youyinweihelejiu，xinlibiezhehuo，jieguoyihuilai
好家伙。
lingchensandianle，zijizheibuzhengqideerzijuranhaizaidayouxi?
zheikebazhouguoliangqidebuqing，yinweijiujingdezuoyong，zhouguoliangyegubudeneimeduole，tashitielexinyaozhiyizhizheigebuchengqideerzi。
yankanlaodiedeqipilangchouleguolai，zhoumingheleyitiao。
乖乖。
zheiyixiayaoshidazailianshang，budeyuqingyidakuai?
xinghao，zaizheiguanjianshike，fangmenbeituikai。