ruguoshuoputongrendegeshengzhishibangzhu,neicenxiaodegeshengjiushishanquandamohoufanzheguangzedewuxiadeyemingzhu。

changzhegedecenxiao,sihuyuzheichenshijiangewudoutuolikai,zhishijingjingdizhanzainei,jiuyouguangdaxialai。

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wo「xiu」deyixiacuanhuiqu,sanbubingliangbuzouhuixiuxishi,xinzangpengpengdetiaodongshengshunzhexueguanchuanrudanao,qingxiketing,banshangdoubudepingjing。

太犯规了。

woruowuqishidibainongzheshouji,jianjiqianliangtianluzhidevlog。

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「xiaoshenmeni,zheimesha。」

tapibeidizuoxia,shengyinyouxieshaya。

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「duilexiaoge,mingtiannimeishenmexingcheng,zaoshangwojinisongwanfanhouxiangqinghuijia。」

woturanxiangqilaizheicha,lianmanggentaqingjia。

cenxiaoxinqingsihubucuo,yiwaidihaoshuohua:「xing。」

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qingjiayuanyinyemeibiede,zhishixiangquyiyuantijianyixia。

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shoujituranxiangqi,shicenxiaodalaide。

「mangwanlemei?mangwanlairenheyiyuanjiewo。」

qiaole,wojiuzairenheyiyuan。

wonazhegangchulaihairehuzhedepianzi,huidaomenzhenshi。

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wodexinyidianyidianerwangxiachen,kuaichendaojiaodideshihou,yishengzhongyukaikoushuohua:「qingweidemanxingyixianyan。」

yishengyuqiqingsong,wodexinquexianghandongeryuedebing,liangsousoude。

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「yisheng,haiyoudezhima?」

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「gangshuole,chiyaojiuxing。」

「chi!woshayaodouchi!nijinguankai!jiagebushiwenti!」

wopengzheyishengdeshou,kudebitiyibaleiyiba。

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