舔狗惹不起

“baobeinizuodehenhao,bushinidecuo,doushitamenmeijianshi”,morantongzhijiangtiangoudetezhifahuidelinlijinzhi!

guanjiazaiyipangtingzhebiaoshixinliku,shaoye,nimozhezijideliangxinjiang,zheimeshuoduideqidajiahuoerma?!

ranerzheixiehuatazhinengzaixinlixiangxiangle,burankongpahuibeishaoyeda。

“hehehe……”,yanqingchenjiaoshengxiaolechulai,tahaoxihuanzheigenanrenzheiyanghongtadeganjue,zenmepo?!

nvhaierdekaixindexiaoshengzaimoranerzhongfangruotianlai,tadeqingqingduitaxiaole!

yiqianmoranyizhixiangtayaoshibuzheimewuqutadeqingqingshibushijiubuneimetaoyantale,tashiquanziligongrendelengyanwang,zhanneilibudongjiunengzidongshifanglengqi,tayexiangguogaibianziji,danshijiushizuobudao,chulemianduiyanqingchen。

kanzhenvhaierkaixindeshentai,moranjueding,congjintianqi,tayaomaixielianaishouceshenmedelaikankan,congjintiankaishitayaozhuiqiutadeqingqing,rangtakaikaixinxindeyongyuanliuzaizijishenbian。

moranzaixinlishifenzhengzhongdezuolezheigejueding。

fancaiduanshanglai,moranjialejiyangyanqingchenpingshizuixihuanchidejita,pangbiandeyongrendouzhengdayanjingkanzhejieguo,yiqianmeicishaoyejishaonainaijiadongxichishaonainaibushiqidehenbudebazhuozidouxianle,ranerzheici,yimiao,liangmiao,sanmiao……

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qishibuzhiyongren,moranyeshidaqidoubuganchuan,wanyitadeqingqingshengqiletamenhuibuhuiyouhuidaoyiqianneiyang。

haihaohaihao,tadeqingqingmeiyoushengqi……

“jiwojiahaojiuxinglema?”zheigenanrenjiubunengzaizhudongyidianma?!

“neiqingqingnideyisishi?”

“喂我”!

kanzheyanqingchensajiaosidedengzheta,moranxinliyizhenjidong,jintiandejingxizhendeshitaiduole!

“haode,qingqing”,jimangnaqilewanjialecaiweidaoletazuibian,ranhoukandaoyanqingchenxinmanyizudechixia。

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zheiyangxiangxiang,cengjingdetahaizhenshizaonie!

“wochihaole,nibieguangguzhewo,niyechiba”。

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kanzhenanrendaizheshaqideyangzi,yanqingchenwuyudetongshigengshikaixin,zheigenanrenzheibeizidouzhinengshitade,qitarengandongxinsi,guidangshagui,fodangshafo!

“changchangzheigexia,zhenhaochide”,yanqingchenjialeyizhibohaodexiafangdaolemorandewanli。

“shaonainai,zheige……”,guanjiajimangkaikouzulan。

“haodeqingqing,zhenhaochi”,moranxiangdoumeixiangjiaqilaifangjinlezuili。

“zenmele?guanjia”,yanqingchenzhuantoukanxiangguanjia。

“mei……meishi”,ai,jishaoyezhunbeihaozhiguomindeyaoba。