jiuzhongtianque，wahuanggongwai。
yigemoyangweisuodedaoshi，laidaowahuanggongqianshenshenyibai：“yuanshitianzunzuoxiadizishengongbao，qianlaibaijiannvwaniangniang。”
“原始的弟子？”
“nidaowojiuzhongtianquelai，suoweiheshi？”
wahuanggongzhongyoushengyinchuanchu。
shengongbaozheicaikaikoushuodao：“ziniangniangtuantuzaorenzhihou，renzurijianzhuangda。zheiguranshihaoshi，keyixierenlei，zaoyibeixiemowuran。”
“dashangdijun，zixin，bianshiruci！”
“zishangtangfaxia，dashangxiangguozuoliubaiyunian。zhouwangzixinfeidanburutadexianzuneibanxianming，fanershigechetoucheweidehunjun。”
“zitajiwei，dashangziminyuanshengzaidao。”
“woshizunburenniangniangsuozaohuazhizhongzu，beizheihunjunpohai，zheicaimingdiziqianlai。dizikenqingniangniang，paiqiandayao，chengfashangzhou！”
shengongbaoshuowan，bianbuzaiyanyu。
piankehou，nvwaniangniangdanrandao：“woweirenzuzhizu，jueduibuhuiduirenzujiangxiazefade。renfeishengxian，shunengwuguo？zhouwangyoucuo，yegaijitagegaiguozixindejihui。”
tahuayinluoxia，shengongbaolianseshunjianbiankualexialai。
改过自新？
jitagaiguozixindejihui，neizijihaizenmequzhaotianzunfuming？wulunruhe，jinridouyaoxiangbanfarangnvwaniangniangchushou。
“niangniangrenci，yuanyijitagaiguozixindejihui。”
“可是……”
“keshizhouwangyimogenshenzhong，tachenmimeise，qiangqiangminnvdaoshixiaoshi，keshi，taqueduiniangniangqiledaiyi。”
“放肆！”
tahuayinluoxia，wahuanggongzhonglijibianchuanchuleyishenglihe。
“niangniang，dizijuewuxuyan。”
申公豹缩了缩脖子。
“woshizuncengtuiyanweilai，zhouwangrumiaocanbai，jianleniangniangzhenrong，jingranqile**zhixin，haizainiangniangdemiaozhongtixiayinshi。”
“suanzheshijian，zhengshixianzai。”
“ruoshiniangniangbuxin，dakeyiyiguan。daoshihoubianzhidaodizisuoyanzhenjia……”
tahuaweishuowan，yanqianyihua。
dengdaozhouweichangjingdingxialaideshihou，shengongbaoqueshiyijinglaidaolewahuanggongnei。yuntuanzhishang，nvwaniangniangmianrongbingleng。
“嗡！”
tashouzhongshanguoyidaoguangmang，yimianjingzi，chuxianzaitashouzhong。
“伏羲镜！”
nvwaniangnianglenglengdekanzheshengongbao：“woyifuxijingguanchaxiajie，ruozhenrunisuoyan，wozihuijiangfa。”
“ruoshinihuyanluanyu，wodingburaoni！”
huayinluoxia，tajiangfuxijingpaolechuqu，jingzidaoxuanzaitiankongzhong，jingmianshangbiandaoyingchuleyiqunrendeshenying。
weishouneiren，bianshizhouwang！
……
lizaibiaoqingdaizhi，zhengzaixiaohuazhezijinaohaizhongturanchuxiandedaliangjiyi。liangjiu，tacaimangrandekanlekanzhouwei。
什么情况？
wo……zheishichuanyuele？！
这是哪里？
yanqian，gongfengzheyizunshenxiang。shenxiangyitaiduanzhuang，rongmaojuemei，neishuangyanjingli，gengshishanshuozhemuxingdeguanghui。
diaoxiangshangrucipiaoliang，tabenzunyougaichuluodehedengjingyan？
keshi，zhouwangquemeixinsixinshang。
takandaoneishenxiangzhihou，caiyishidaozijixianzaidechujing。
娲皇庙，题淫诗。
我滴个乖乖！
tabuyoudeyanlekoutuomo，zijizheichuanyuedeshijiandian，kadehaizhenshigou**de。gangyilutou，jiushidiyukaiduana。