第四章 不做软柿子

dengdanyangzaicixinglaideshihou,tashenshangdeshangyijingyinweilingchuanwanghouneimeimodanchongyudemolierxiufulexuduo,jiulianduzishangneichuzhimingdejianshang,yeyijingkaishiyuhele。

lingchuanwanghouxiuxideshibingxishufa,erqiaqiaotadeqianshishanzhangdeyezhenghaoshibingxideshufa,youlelingchuanfurenzheimeitianfuyibingdemodanhezijiqianshidejiyi,zhiyaotaqinjiaxiulian,birannengzaixiuxingyilushangdafangyicai,shuobuzhunhaikeyichengweixianmoshuangxiudedaneng。

xiangdaozijiwuxianguangmingdeweilai,danyanglianmangyunzhuanleyixiazijizhoushendenengliang,tajingxidefaxianrujindetayijingshisanshengjibiedeqiangzhele,zheijianzhishigetiandadebianyi!

yaozhidao,taqianshizuotianjixingjunshi,buguoshigedaluojinxiandexiuwei,eryuanlaidedanyanghaiburuziji,zhishigejinxianeryi。

“niangqin!niangqin!”faxianlezijirujinxiuweidedanyangjizhexiangyaotongtingchuanfurenfenxiangzijidexiyue,takaikaixinxindedakaimen,quekanjiantingchuanfurenzhengzaihejigemoshengderenduizhi。

danyangdelianseshunjianlenglexialai,yilianbuyuedekanzheyuanzilidejigebusuzhike。

weishoudeneirenkandaodanyanghou,weiweiyileng,dagongzhubushishuo,xiaogongzhurujinbujinmeilemodan,haishangdexiabulechuangma,tazenmeturankeyixiadile?

buguo,tahaishihenkuaihuiguoshenlai,duizhedanyangyibaoquandao:“jianguodanyanggongzhu,chenrongan,naishiyuyigedeyiguan,fengmeiguifeiniangniangzhiming,qianlaiweigongzhuzhenduanshenti。”

rongansuiranduizhedanyangxingli,quemeiyouyisiyihaodegongjingzhiqing,buguoshigeshiqumodandefeichaibale,haisuandeshangshenmegongzhu。zhiyaojinritamenzhengshilexiaogongzhushiqulemodan,ranhoushangbaomozun,zheimozudediyimeiren,pashijiuyaoxiangxiaoyuyunle。

yuanlaishimeiguifeipailaideren。

meiguifeizenmehuineimehaoxinjitazhenduanshenti。

kanlaimeiguifeiweitazhenduanshentishijia,laijiefatamodandiushishizhen!

zheimeiguifeiguoranshimuzhongwuren,zheimezhongyaodeshi,juranbuqinzichuma,ershipailezijishenbiandezougoulai。

kanlaijinri,meiguifeimunvzhudingyaoshiwangle。

xiangzhe,danyangkanyebukanneirenyiyan,zoudaotingchuanfurenshenbian。

gangcaitingchuanfurenyidinghezheijigebusuzhikezhengchaoguo,cishitadexiongkouhaizaijiliedeqifu,lianseyebutaihaokan,danhaishiwozheledanyangdeshou,anfudepailepaidao:“danyang,meishide。”

ercishi,ronganqueduitingchuanfurenhedanyangdao:“woquanerweihaishibuyaozaituoyanshijianle。ruoshizaibuhaohaopeihewoweigongzhujianchashenti,jiubieguaiwowulile。”

shuozhe,ronganbianyaoshangqianlailadanyang。

“ni!”tingchuanfurenjianzhuang,zuoshibianyaojiangdanyangdangzaishenhou。

danyangquexianyibujiangtingchuanfurendangzaishenhou,anfudeduitingchuanfurenxiaoxiao,erhouzoudaoronganmianqian,yangshoubianshiyibazhang:“ququyiguan,yeganduibengongwuli。”

ququyitiaozougou,yeganduitangtangdemojiegongzhuwuli?

jiranmeiguifeishenbiandezougoubuzhidaoshenmejiaozuozunbei,neimejintiantajiutimeiguifeihaohaoguanjiaoyifan。

rongandangjibianlengzhule,fanyingguohou,yibazhangbianchaozhedanyanggongzhushuaiqu。

yigejijiangbeichusi,shiqulemodandefeichaieryi。jiaotayishenggongzhu,haizhenyiweizijishigongzhubucheng?juranhaigandata!

danyangyibazhuazhurongandeshou,sixiaofeixiaodao:“yiguangexia,nimobushiyaoyixiafanshangbucheng?”

tingdaoyixiafanshangzheisigezi,ronganquebuxiedexiaole:“yixiafanshang?hahahahahaha,womenkeshimeiguifeipailaideren!niduiwobujing,neikeshiduimeiguifeibujing!”

ruoshiyiwangdedanyangtingdaozheixiehua,kendinghuihepoledanzi。danshirujindedanyang,zaiyebushineigerenrenqilingderuanshizile。

tayibazheduanlerongandeshougu,xiaoxiaomimide:“meiguifeishizheigonglidezhuzi,bengonghemufeiyeshizheigonglidezhuzi。nucaimaofanzhuzi,bianshiyixiafanshang,jizhulema?”

“ni!a!”ronganxianranmeiyouxiangdaodanyanggangzheduantadeshou,tatengdehanshuidadidadidewangxialiu,“nimenhailengzheganshenme?!haibukuaizhuazhuta!”

suizherongandeyishengmingling,tashouxiaderendouchaozhedanyangerlai。

jianronganrucibuzhihaodai,danyangchedimeilenaixin,tayijiaojiangrongantifeilechuqu,linghuodeduoguoyigerenpiguolaidejian,erhoufanshouduoleneirendejian,tiaoduanleyigedahuzideyaodai。

beitiaoduanyaodaidedahuzilinzhekuziganjintaozoule,danyangzhanzaiyuandihahadaxiao。

chenzhedanyangxiaodegongfu,yigeaigezichaozhedanyangfashelejimeianqi,quebeidanyangyijianjiluo。

danyangpingshengzuihenbierenyongzha,shunjianbiandaoleneiaigezimianqian,yijiaotiduanletadetui……

buguoyihuidegongfu,ronganhetadailaideren,shangdeshang,candecan,doutangzaidishangaihaobuzhi。

erdanyangzeshiyijiancazherongandebozichuojindili。

ronganzhiganjueboziyiliang,erhoubishangyan,haotaodaku:“buyaoshawo,buyaoshawo!”

shuozhe,tadeshenzixiamianjianjianyongchuyitanshuiji。

怎么还尿裤子了?

danyangjiandaotalangbeidemoyang,zhijuedehaoxiao。

buguogangcaihaitingweifengdema,zenmezheimekuaijiusongle。meijing。

tafanlegebaiyan,meihaoqideshuodao:“xinglenizhengkaiyankankan,nihaimeisini!”

tayoubushishenmelanshawuguderen,youbiyaoneimehaipama?

tingdaodanyangdehua,ronganxiaoxinyiyidezhengkaiyanjing,tamolemozijidelian,youyaolezijideshouyikou,ganjuedaotonggan,faxianzijihaihuozhe,gangyaoqueyue,bianbeidanyangyijiaocaizaixiongkou:“huiqugaosumeimufei,danyangyiqieanhao,jiubulaotalaorenjiajiguale。”

shuowan,danyangbianzhuanshenhuidaotingchuanfurenshenbian。

cishidetingchuanfurenyijingbeidanyangpiaoliangdeshenshousuozhefu:“danyang,nizheigongfu,shishenmeshihouxuede?”

danyangduitingchuanfurenxiaoxiao:“shizaikunlundeshihoutoudeshi。”

zheihuanghuadanyangshuoqilailianbuhong,xinbutiao,youlekunlunzheigehuangzi,zhihoutashizhanchudianshenmemojiemeiyoudegongfa,doububipabierenhuaiyi。

藏芳阁。

meiguifeiyilianbuyuedekanzheguizaidishangderongandengren:“yiqunfeiwu!”

liangemeilemodandefeichaidougaobuding,yebuzhidaotayangzhezheiqunrenjiujingshiweilezuoshenme!

ronganlianmangketou:“niangniangraoming,niangniangraoming!neixianzhugongdexiaogong……xiaoyatou,tuowodailehuajinin!”

“e?”meiguifeituranlailexingzhi,neigepingrilidoubuganzhishitadexiaoyatoujuranjitadailehua,neitakedehaohaotingting。

rongansuozheshenzi,xiaoxinyiyideshuodao:“tashuo……tayiqieanhao,bulaoninfeixinle……”

“shenme?!”meiguifeiqidezhijiezhanleqilai,haoyigedanyang,zheishizaishuotaduoguanxianshini!

bulaotafeixinshiba,hao,neitajiurangmojunlaiweizheigexiaofeiwufeifeixin!