时间：4月1日
didian：qingdaogaoxiao，bangqiuchangnei。
zaizheigebangqiuchangnei，jihelexuduodexuesheng。
meigerendoushenchuanzhebangqiubutongyifafangdeqingdaogaoxiaobangqiuduideduifu。
baiseweizhu，lanseweifudebangqiufu，kanshangqugewaideheyan。
xianzaishi4yue，zhengshiyinghuaguogegexueduandeyinianjixinshengdaoshengxuedaoxinxiaoyuandejijie。
birushuo，xiaoxueyinianji、guozhongyinianji、gaozhongyinianji、daxueyinianji。
quanbudoushizai4yueruxuede。
zaibangqiubudexinrubudexinshenglihuishang，suoyoudexinshengdoulieduizhanhao。
jiuzaizheilianggelieduidangzhong，youzheyigegewaiyinrenzhumudexinsheng。
zhanzaixinshengduimiandeernianji、sannianjilaoshengmen，quandoukanzheta。
erbeizheimezhumudeshaonian，yebiaoshihenwunaia。
主要是他太高了。
188deshengao，zaiyinghuaguosuandeshangshihelijiqunle。
jiusuanqingdaogaoxiaobangqiubudeduiyuan，yeyoubushaorenshengaoguo180de。
danshi，shengaonengdadao185de，queshishaozhiyoushao，yejiulianggeren。
erzheigeshaonianni，shengaorucizhigao，ziranbeishouzhumu。
“woshinimendezongjiaolian，piangangtiexin。”
“xianzaikaishi，xinshengmenlunliuziwojieshaoyixia。”
zaizongjiaoliandeshengyinluoxia，zhanzaidiyigedexinshengjiudekaishiziwojieshaole。
haoqiaobuqiao，zheigezuigaodeshaonian，jiushipaizaidiyipaidezuobiandiyige。
zheigeliedui，kendingshianzhaoshengaolaide。
“jiaolianhao，xuezhangmenhao，xuejiemenhao。”
“woshiouyangjie，longguoliuxuesheng，hunxueer，jiechengzheyedebiaodi。”
ouyangjiedeziwojieshao，jingyalesuoyouren。
erzhanzaiersannianjiduiwuli；
xianrujindeqingdaogaozhongbangqiubuduizhangjiechengzheye，zeshimianwubiaoqing。
duizijiyanke，tongshiyebijiaogaolengneixiangdeta，bingmeiyourenhedebiaotai。
danouyangjiezheimeziwojieshao，ziranyeyinqihuaran。
jiulianzongjiaolianpiangangdouyoudianjingya，meixiangdao，tamenlianghaishibiaoxiongdi？
“shengao188，tizhong80gongjin。”
ouyangjierushidezuoleyigejiandandeziwojieshao。
shencaigaodashiouyangjiedetedian。
bujinruci，tahaizhangdehenshuaiqi。
danziwojieshaohou，ouyangjieyejiumeiyouzaijixuduoshuole。
zhiyuhoumiandexinshengjieshao，ouyangjieyagenjiumeiyouzaiyiquting。
yinweitaxianzai，sixuyijingbuzaizheilile。
“madande，chuanyue？haichuanyuelaidaozheizhongtiyushijielimianlaile？”
“yaochuanyue，yejichuanyuedaohuoying、haizeizheizhongshijielimianquba？”
“quhuoying、haizeijiunenghefaganjiale，erqieyenengshangtianrudi，duoshuang。”
“kedaohao，zhijiejiwoganlaizuanale，fule。”
ouyangjiezaixinzhongdigu，zhishimeiyoushuochulaieryi。
zhiyuzuanadeqingkuang，talejiedeyebuduo，danshizheigedongman，tashikanwanle。
gengxinde，quanbudoukanwanle，dequeshimanhaokandeyigetiyufan。
zuoweiyigemanmi，ouyangjiekanguodedongmankejiuduole。
erqienengrangtasanshua、sishuadeyebushao。
biru：guanlangaoshou、wangqiuwangzi、zuanshiwangpai、paiqiushaoniandeng。
zheixietiyufan，doushinengrangouyangjiesanshuasishuadezuopin。
“buguohaihao，youwaigua，jiuyoukuaile。”
“chuanyuelaidaotiyufandeshijielibujiguadehua，neigenbenjiubuyongwan。”
“bijingtiyuzaitiancai，yebushiyichaoyixijiunengbianqiangde。”
“xiangyaoduanshijianbianqiang，neijiuzhinengshicongxiaojiujiechu，congxiaojiuxue。”
“lingwaiyige，jiushikaiguale。”
“yaoshibingpangqiu，daoshibuxuyaogua，zaiyinghuaguodegaozhongliansai，woyenengdashasifang。”
“keshizheibangqiu…beijule。”
“zheiwanyier，jiushikanlezuanacaiyoudiandongdeguize，buranyiqianyagenjiubuhui。”
“gengbieticongxiaojiujiechule。”
“zheiwanyierzaiyinghuaguoshiguoqiu，danshizaizhongguokejiufeichanglengmenle。”
“shenzhishi，zailongguo，bangqiuchanglian30gedoubugou。”
zhanzaiduiwulideouyangjie，beizheshouzhanli。
xinzhongsuoxiangdeshishenme，meiyourenzhidao。
ruguobushizaizhidao，zijideleyigebianyidebiaoge，tahaizhenbuzhidaozheishizuanashijie。
bijingzaichuanyuelaidaozheilihou，tadenaohailijiuchuxianzheigeshijieouyangjiedejiyi。
congjiyizhong，tabuzhuodaolejiechengzheyezheigemingzi。
henshuxi，xiangleyihuiercaiqilai，shizuanalideqingdaogaozhongdesannianjiduizhang。
ranhoutakanlekanzijidexuexiaomingzi，qingdaogaozhong，jiushizheimeqiao。
jiuzheiyang，zuotianouyangjiejiutijiaolerubushenqing。
guoran，zijigangtijiaorubushenqing，tadewaiguajiulaile。
mingzimeiyoushenmehualihuashaode，jiushijiandandejiaozuobangqiuxitong。
zheigexitongzenmejitajiangli？
zhuyaojiushitongguomeitiandeqiandao，laijinxingjianglifafang。
qiandaodejianglifafangyeshiyougaodizhifende，erqiehaibixushilianxuqiandaocaixing。
lianxuqiandaoyizhou，huifafangyigebaiyinbaoxiang。
lianxuqiandaoyigeyue，huifafangyigehuangjinbaoxiang。
lianxuqiandao100tian，huifafangyigezuanshibaoxiang
baoxianglimiandejiangli，qishijiushiyouguanbangqiudeyiqiejinengbao。
birushuotoushouxuyaohuideqiuzhong。
erfengxian、sifengxian、kateqiu、shenkaqiu、biansuqiudengdeng。
birushuodazheyaohuidedadianjineng。
duanda、neiyeanda、waiyezhangda、benleida。
“ng，yaobeijule，zuotiandexinshoulibao，jileliugejinengbao，danshixianranbugou”
wunaideouyangjieyeshihengantan。
zuotiandeliugegejinengbao，fenbieshi：lianggebaiyin，lianggehuangjin，lianggezuanshi
baiyinjidekongqiu、erfengxian
huangjinjideneiyeanda、sudu。
zuanshijidesifengxian、tili。
zheiliugejinengbao，duiyuxianzaideouyangjielaishuo，youyongdejiusange。
benbieshihuangjinjidebenleidahesudu，haiyouzuanshijidetili。
zhiyulingwaidesange，baiyinjikongqiu、baiyinjierfengxiansuqiuhezuanshijisifengxiansuqiu…
zheisangeshitabuxiangyaode，yinweigentaxiangyaochengweiqiangbanglaishuo，zhenghaoxiangfan。
zuanshijidesifengxiansuqiu，ouyangjiezijiyehaimeiyouqutouguo，buzhidaosudushiduoshao。
danshianzhaoouyangjiedecaice，sangejibie，yinggaishiduiyingledeba？
baiyinji，duiyinggaozhongji。
huangjinji，duiyingquanguoji。
zuanshiji，duiyingshijieji。
ruguozhenshitasuoxiangdezheiyang，neimezuanshijidesifengxiansuqiu，qiusujiushishijiejide。
shijiejidesifengxiansuqiu，qiusushi169gongli。
xianzaitayongyouzuanshijidesifengxiansuqiu，shibushiyiweizhejiuyou160+deshisu？
danouyangjiequeshixiangdaolekongqiu，baiyinjidekongqiu。
ruguotagusuandemeicuo，zijizuanshijidesifengxian，kenenghuiyinweibaiyinjidekongqiu
daozhizuihouqiusu，meiyoubanfadadao160+。
chunsudu，bujiangjiukongqiudehua，160+deshisukendingnengyou。
danruguoxiangyaojiangjiukongqiudehua，qiusukendingjiudexiajiang。
suiranxianzaihaimeiyouzuoguoceshi，danouyangjieyenengdagaidezuogefenxi
“啊！！！”
“yourenbudanchidaole，haiqituxiangyaohunjinduiwulimian！！！”
yuanbenzaixiangshiqingdeouyangjie，beizheituruqilaidehanshengjijiaoxing。
hesuoyourenyiyang，douzhuantouxieyankanxiangshengyindelaichu。
yeshizheidaoshengyin，daozhiyuanbenxiangyaochenjipaoguolaidezecunrongchun，zhenggerendoushihuazaiyuandi
zhiyumouren，zeshichenjiconglingwaiyigefangxiang，jihunjinquersannianjideduiwuli。
什么叫做社死？
这个就是社死
zhenggebangqiubuderen，doukanxiangshihuazaiyuandi，xiangyaozhaodifengzuanjinqudezecun。
ouyangjiezhishikanleyiyan，jiumeiyoujixu。
buchuyiwaide，zuihouzecunhemougekengrenbushou，haiyouzecundelianggeshiyouxuezhang。
全部都被罚跑圈了。
“tiemie（nigehundan），wogaosuni，wozaiyebuhuixiangxinnishuodehuale。”
beifapaoquandezecun，naixiongnaixiongdezhizheyuxingyiyedehoubeitucao。
erkenglexuedideyuxing，fanerhaideyiyangyangdehoulianpi：“xiexienia。”
zhenggebangqiuchangdouchaochaonaonaode，zheiyerangouyangjieshenxiyikouqi。
jiranlaile，neijiuhaohaodezhengfuzheigeshijiehaole。
burandehua，neiduobaixialezheicichuanyue。
“wei。”jiuzaiouyangjiefadaideshihou，yidaoshengyinjiaoxingta。
zhuanguoshen，faxianshitadebianyibiaoge，jiechengzheye。
ouyangjiedefumu，hejiechengzheyeyijiadeguanxihenhao。
meibanfa，jiechengzheyeyijiakemeishaoxianmuouyangjiedelaoma。
yinweiouyangjiedemamajiadaolongguoqu，keshixingfudehen。
jiadaolongguo，buyongdanxindizhen，buyaohaipahaixiao。
zuizhongyaodeshi，longguoshenmedouhao。
yeyinci，jiechengzheyedebama，yejiushiouyangjiedejiujiuhejiuma。
zaixiujiadeshihou，douhuiquzhongguodujia。
“nihaizhenlailiuxuea？”jiechengzheyepailepaiouyangjiedejianbang。
“ng。”biaoxiongdizhanzaiyiqi，zheijiuchengweilebangqiuchangdeyidaofengjingxian。
shengao180dejiechengzheye，qichanghenqiang。
dantongyangde，ouyangjiedeqichangyeyiyanghenqiang。
“zhiqianjiutingbabashuoguo，danwoyinweiyaoxunlian，yejiumeiduowen。”
jiechengjiandaozijidebiaodi，dangranguanxinle。
benlaiguanxijiuhenhao，suiranbutongyigeguojia，danshiyiqianjibenshangshi，geduanshijianyejiuhuijianmian，suoyizheiguanxihaishifeichangbucuode。
“ganmalaiyinghualiuxue？guguhegufuyinweigongzuodeyuanguma？”
“niyegenzheguolaile？”jiechengzheyexunwendao。
keshiouyangjiequeshiyaoyaotou，dao：“bushi，jiushidanchundexiangyaohuanyigexuexihuanjing。”
“laotingjiumashuo，nimenliangxiongdimeitiandoushiweibangqiuxunlian。”
“erqieniyeshizhidaode，womenlongguobutaixingbangqiu。”
“suoyige，lainimenyinghuaguotiaozhanyixiabangqiu。”ouyangjiexiaozhesongsongjian。
“nihaizhenshi。”duiyuzijizheigebiaodidedasuan，jiechengzheyeyeshixiaolexiao。
“zhongguosuiranda，danguoqiushipingpangqiu，bangqiushiwomenyinghuadeguoqiu。”
“nilaizheibianxuexidehua，daoshiyigezuizhengquedexuanze。”zaizheidianshang，jiechengyebuqianxu