第5章嘴贱是会死人的!

“yangdaye,wozhidaocuole,woyeshitingmingxingshi,zuibugaisia。”

pingtoupale,guizaidishangqiurao。

“xianzaizhidaoqiuraole?nimenshawofuqin,zhemowonvertamenshi,kecengxiangguohuiyoujinri!!!”

yangaolishengsihou,yanjingdoukuaidengliele。

噗!

neishihougongyibandenuhou,zhendepingtouqingnianzaoshouzhongchuang,jingyikouxianxuepenlechulai,qixiweimilexiaqu。

“duibuqi,wozhidaocuole,wo……”

“feihuashaoshuo,gaisongnishanglule!”

yangaodaduanlepingtoushashoudehua,youshouchengzhuazhuang,chaozhepingtouxiongkouzhuaqu。

xiayimiao,tayoushoumengdichouchu,yiketiaodongdexinzangbeishengshengdechelechulai!

呕!

sunlongdengrenkanzhezheixuexingyimu,hedeganoubuyi,shenzhiyoudanxiaodetuiduzidoudazhanle。

“chushengdexinzangzenmehuishihongdeni?!”

yangaozhoumei,ranhoumengdiyongli,jiangxinzangshengshengniebao!

jiuzaizheishi,yidaojianruidehechishengchuanlai:“ganshangwoshenjianupu,buguannishishei,jinribisi!”

shengyinluoxia,yiweilaoyudaizheliangmingbaobiaozoulejinlai。

“xiaozi,laoshenbuguannishishei,ganshawoshenjiazhirenweiyousi,suoyi,nizijinba!”

laoyushouchilongtouguaizhang,shengyinzhongmanshiburongzhiyi。

shashenjianupushigaiqiandaowanguadezhongzui,rujintarangzheixiaozizijin,yijingshifawaikaienle!

“tamenqiruwonver,quandougaisi!haiyou,jiupingniyeganrangwozijin?”

yangaoshengyindanmo,yongshoucashizhedixuedebishou。

“yuanlainijiushineixiaojianzhongdeyediea,zheiweishilimama,shishendaxiaojiedenaima,zheicilaijiushiyaodaizouninverde,shiqudian,batajiaochulai!”

zheishi,laoyushenhoudeyimingbaobiaokaikoule,yifuzhigaoqiangdeyangzi。

tasuiranzhishigebaobiao,danyeshishenjiaderen,zaizheixiaoxiaodefenghuocheng,meirengandongtayigenhanmao!

ketaquecuole,shenzhiweicifuchuleshengmingdaijia。

“daizouwonver,shixiangjishenchunmeihuangusui,duima?”

“bucuo,suannicongming,suoyixianzaibaneixiaojianzhongjiaochulaiba!”

tingzheduifangyikouyigexiaojianzhong,yangaomizheyantuchuyijuhua:“nizhibuzhidaozuijianshihuisirende?”

shengyinluoxia,tazhijiejiangshouzhongbishouzhichu。

噗!

bishouchuanguoleneimingbaobiaodexinzang,zuizhongmeiruleqiangbinei。

“nizenmegan……shawo!”

baobiaobuganzhixindeshuochuyijuhua,daozailedishangyimingwuhu。

“haohaohao,chouxiaozi,nishitielexinyaohewoshenjiazuoduia!”

limamaqijierxiao,danyezhidaojinshengdeyimingbaobiaogenbenbushiyangaoduishou。

tayiyaoya,kanxiangsunlongjigeshouchiqiangxiedexiashu,lengshengdao:“nimenshiguanfuderen,haishizhanbude?”

wenyan,sunlongtiaoletiaomei:“youshima?”

“laoshenxianzaiyishenjiazhirendeshenfenminglingnimen,mashangkaiqiangjibineidaitu!”

“jiupingniyeganminglingwo?”

孙隆气笑了。

tangtangbeiliangjianchasizongsizhangjingbeiyigeshenjiaxiarenjiweixiele,shizaishikexiao。

“womeizige,neineigedesizhanglaoyoumeiyouzige?”

jiansunlongbushihaodai,laoyuzhijiebanchulezuidakaoshan。

tazhidaozheijiahuoheyangaoshiyihuode,dantaxiangxinzhiyaobanchushenwanting,zheixiejiahuoyidinghuihechengsunzi,guaiguaiderentashihuan。

ketaquecuole,sunlongtingdao‘sizhanglao’zheisangezihou,zhishidandanyixiao,wendao:“ninengdaibiaosizhanglao?”

“老身当然能!”

“neixing,dengwoyoushijianwenyiwensizhanglao,nizheilaotaiponengbunengdaibiaotazaishuo!”

“你又是谁?”

laoyulianseweibian,zheirenyouzigejiandaosizhanglao,xiangbizhiweibudia。

“wojiaosunlong,shibeiliangjianchasizongsizhang!”

wenyan,limamahunzhuodemouzilishanguoyidaojingguang!

daxiajianchasizhishuguozhudiaoqian,jiulianneigedoukeyidanhea,suoyizheizhongchaojidalaojiulianshenjiayebuyuanqingyidezui。

shuozhijiedian,jiushisunlongshaleta,shenjiayebuhuiweitahesunlongjiaoe。

kezheiweibugaizaibeiliangme,zenmehuichuxianzaidonghai?

buguanle,weilehuoming,weilewanchengdaxiaojiejiaodaiderenwu,tazhinengyingzhetoupiweixie。

“sunsizhangjiranshibeiliangjianchasizongsizhang,nandaojiuyanzhengzhengkanzhezeirenxingxiongma,ruguobeineigezhidaole,kongpajiusuanshiniyemeihaoguozichiba?”

cihuayichu,sunlonglianseyileng,fanwendao:“nishizaiweixiewo?”

“laoshenbugan,danzhiyaosunsizhangxianzaiqinzhudaitu,shenjiahesizhanglaodouhuiganxienide。”

“buhaoyisi,neiwei,wokebuganzhua!”

“sunsizhangnirucituici,buhuishiyinweihetayoujiu,guyizheimeshuoba?”

wenyan,laoyudelianselenglexialai,kaikouzhiwen。

chuleguozhuhesizunwangyezhiwai,daxiameiyoujianchasizhuabulederen!

sunlonghuichuxianzaizheili,kendingshiyinweiheneixiongtujiaoqingfeiqian,zheicaituisanzusi,buyuanzhuaren!

“xingle,biefeihuale,taqueshimeizigezhuawo!”

yangaoshuozhehua,laidaolelimamamianqian,lengshengdao:“shuo,chushenchunmeizai!”

“wojiadaxiaojiezaina,nimeizigezhidao!”

“zheimeshuo,nishibuyuanyipeihele?”

“nizheizhonglouyi,yeganrangwopeihe?kexiao!”

kanzhelimamayandidebiyi,yangaoyebunaonu,zhishidandandao:“bushuomeiguanxi,woxiangjieniyiyangdongxi,buzhidaokefou?”

limamayileng,xiayishidexunwen:“jieshenme?”

“你的……脑袋!”

yangaozuoshouanzhutadejianbang,youshoumengdiqiazhulebozi,youdao:“wennizuihouyici,shuobushuo!”

“laoshenbuhuishuode,erqienigandongwoyigenhanmao,daxiaojieyidinghuishaniquanjia!”

limamaganjuedaonaodaiyaoheshentifenkaile,danhaishimeiyoutuoxie,tajuedeyangaozhishihehutaeryi,juebuganzhendeshaleta!

为什么?

yinweitashishenjiaren,shishenchunmeidenaima!

ketaquecuole,erqiecuodehenlipu!

“jiruci,neijiushangluba!”

yangaoyebuzaifeihua,shuangshoumengdifali,zhitingdaocilayisheng,laoyudetoulujingbeishengshengzhuailexialai,changmianjiqiexin。

jimingzhanshidourenbuzhutuleqilai,liansunlongzheizhongjianguanleshengsidehenjiaose,douyizhenfanwei。

太恶心了。

“nijingranganshalimama!”

jinshengdeneimingbaobiaojingkongdedahouzhe,fangfokandaoleshenmebukesiyideshiqing。

limamakeshidaxiaojiedenaimaa,hedaxiaojieqinrumunv,suoyijiulianshenjiazhudouduilimamalijingsanfen,xianzailimamaquebeishale。

daituxiashouganjingliluo,meiyousihaoyouyu!

zaitajingkongshi,yangaolaidaoletamianqian:“shuoshenchunmeizaina,huozhe……si!”

“daxiaojiezhengzaiqufenghuoyiyuandelushang,xianzaiyinggaidaole!”

baobiaopale,zhijiebayiqiedoujiaodaile,zhihouhedeguizailedishang,ketouqiurao。

zheiweixinhenshouladechengdutasuanshijianshile,suoyizhiyouqiuraohuoxucainengbaozhuxingminga。

“谢谢你的线索。”

yangaoxiaorongsenran,zhijiejiangtatichuqushumiyuan。

“shendaxiaojiehelonggebuhuifangguonide……”

baobiaotuchuyikouxue,huayingangluojiuyimingwuhule。

“laosun,zheijiaojinichuli,woyaoqufenghuoyiyuan!”

yangaotizhelimamadetoulu,kuaibulikaile。

zhiyouqinshoushaleshenchunmei,cainengxiaosantaxinzhongdefentiannuhuo!

duile,shenchunmeitazhidao,neilonggeyoushishei?

buguanshishei,ganzutafuchouzhe,bisi!

“王爷,等等我!”

sunlonggenshouxiajiaodaileyiju,ganmangzhuileshangqu。

neiweishaleliangguoyongyejiusuanle,keruoshaleshenchunmei,jiudengyuchupengleshenwantingdenilin,jieshishuangfangbishibusibuxiua!

zhendaoleneiyibu,zhenggedaxiadouhuiyincierzhendong,eryinfadehouguo,liantadoubuganxiangxiang!