第5章
qinruliangmianseyibian，hengmeilengshu。
shenxian？tabushihenqueding，shenxianjuranhuibianchengzheigeyangzi！
qinruliangyuqibushandao：“nilaiganshenme？”
“ganshenme？”shenxianwaizhetounizheqinruliang，yangshengyiziyijudao，“qinjiangjunchongqiemieqi，paoqijiefaqizi，wangenfuyi，zhugouburu。wobeinimensaodichumen，haijinhuirongmao，jinrinimenyouqingrenzhongchengjuanshu，ninandaobuzhidaowodengmenlaishixiangganshenmema？”
binkemenqieqiesiyuqilai。
qinruliangmiansetieqing：“nizaihushuoxieshenme！”
youbushaorengandaowanxi，yiqiangongzhushashisha，keneizhangliandaodinengkana。xianzaidaohao，lianhuile，zhenyiwushichule。
buguoyeyourenhaoqizheijiujingshizenmeyihuishi。
liumeiwuzhongyuannabuzhu，shanzijiekailexipa，fuyiduishangshenxianshixiandeshihou，lianseduandifabai，yanzhiyechenbuchutalianshangbanfenxuese。
shenxiansushouzhizhiliumeiwu：“wohushuo，youzhongniwenta！”
mianduimantangbinkedezhiyi，liumeiwuyouxiefazhan，yaoleyaoyanhongdechunjijingzhanzhuan，chukouquedao：“shigongzhuma？gongzhuhuilaile？zhenshitaihaole......”
jiezheliumeiwujiuliangliangqiangqiangdipaochulai，zhanzaishenxianmianqianzhuazhutadeshou，yilianjidongdereleiyingkuangdemoyang。
沈娴眉一挑。
贼他妈会演。
liumeiwukuankuanluoleidao：“gongzhuhuilailejiuhao，huilailejiuhao......gongzhuchumenzoudiule，doushimeiwudecuo，meiwuzhaolehaoxietian，bajingchengdouzhaobianle......”
taneibeishangzhongdaizhexiyuedeshenqing，budebushuojiqiyouganranli。
shenxianbudebujitashuqidamuzhi。
妈的最佳女配啊！
qinruliangshishilenglengchushengdao：“nishuomeiwuganzouleni，zicongnibujianyihou，meiwutiantianyileiximian，zizehuihen，rujinniyihuilaijiudafangjueci，shanduxionghanzhici，liangeruonvzidourongbuxia？”
“jiangjun，buyaoguaigongzhu......shiwodecuo，gongzhuyouyuanqiyeshiyinggai......”liumeiwuyouchuchukanxiangshenxian，“gongzhudelian......jiujingshisheirucihenxin，jianggongzhunongchengzheiyang，gongzhubiepa，jiangjunyidinghuiweigongzhuzuozhude。”
qiaoqiaotachuchukeliandemoyang，duorerenlianaia！yidianyekanbuchulaisahuangdehenji。
shenxiancongshanruliudao：“wotiaozaijintianhuilai，nimeiyouyijianba？jintianqinruliangyaoshibunengjiwozuozhu，wohuirangnihenbuhaoguode。”
liumeiwushouleshouyanlei，xiuzhongdeshouzhijiasisiqiazhezhangxin，“zenhui，meiwugaoxinghailaibuji。”
shenxiandao：“jirannibukenchengrendehua，womenxianbushuoneixie。woyihuilaijiukanjianniliangzhanzaimenkourucizhengzhongdijiwojugongxingli，woyehengaoxing。”
fangcaineiyijugongmingmingshiqinruliangheliumeiwuzaibaitiandi。
ganghaoshenxianjiuzhanzailezhengzhongjian。
liumeiwulianseshanguonankan。haibudengqinruliangfazuo，shenxianbianqinqinreredixieleliumeiwudeshoutaijiaowangxitanglizou，jiuhaoxianggangcaidezhengfengxiangduimeiyoufashengguoyiyang，biandao：“bushizhengbaitangma，jinqujiezhebaitangqu，jinrienyuanyixiao，wanghoudajiahaishiyijiaren。”
tazheiyangzhuozheliumeiwudeshou，fanerrangliumeiwuxinlishifenbuan。
qinruliangbuzhishenxianhululishenmeyao，lenglengdao：“naogoulenijiuhuinidehouyuanqu。”
shenxianbuyiweiyi：“neizenmenengxing，duanduansangeyuenijiuerhune^，zenmenengbuhaohaoqingzhu，niyibeixijiudoushebudejiwohe？”
shuozheshenxianbiandangtangjianlebayizi，fuyizuoxia。
talianshangdaizhecongrong，xiexiewangyibeishangyikao，dayouyifunaoshinaodaodideyangzi。
jinguanshenshangchuanzhejianpobuyi，queyinyuetouzheyizhongwanrenzhumudegaogui。
qinruliangananlengxiao。yigeshazieryi，tanhegaogui！mobushitakanhuayanle？
zheinvrenshuochulaidehuajujudaizhefengci！ruobushijintianrenduo，qirongtazaizheilifangsi！
dangranshenxianyekanchulaile，qinruliangyaomianzi。
shenxianlanlankaozhe，dao：“lengzhezuoshenme，jixubaitanga。haodaiwoyeshizhengpaijiangjunfuren，zheixiaoqiejinmen，wobunengguanli？”