第2章 狗肉汤

很快,电话接通了。

“wei,baba,shibabama,jiujiukekeba,kekeyaosile。”

zhishiyimiaodechenmo,henkuaichuanlailehuiyin。

“keke,woshibaba,nizainanizaina!”xiaodingtiangangxiafeiji,zhengxiangzheyaobuyaozhudonglianxixuwanjun,jiujiedaozheigedianhua,liunianle,zheigeshoujicongweixiangqiguo。

talaibujijingxi,jiutingdaokekewubixuruodeshengyin。

“wozairenminyiyuan,503bingfang!baba,kuailaijiuwo,qiunibuyaodiuxiakekehemama,wo,a!”kekeneijinhujuewangdeshengtonghu,rangxiaodingtianxinshenjuzhan。

“kuailaia,xiaoyezhongtadie,laoniangdengnini!”zheixiaozhangbahudekouqi,daizhexiexuxiyue,zhujiadashaocengshuoguo,sheiruonengzhaodaoyezhongtadie,zhongshangsanbaiwan!

bushaorendongyongguanxi,diaochaguanyuxiaodingtiandexiaoxi,doushiwugongerfan,jihudoumorentazhansishachangle,meixiangdaotahaihuozhe。

“hao,nibuyaoshanghaikeke,yourenheyaoqiujinguanti,wodoukeyidayingni。”xiaodingtianxinjirufen。

“hahaniyigemomowuwendexiaobing,youshenmenengnai?woyaoyigexiaomubiao,ninengjiwome?”zhongnianfunvrenbuzhujixiao。

“xiaomubiao?”xiaodingtianduonianshenchubeijiang,yongdehaishihenlaokuandeshouji,chulebaochikaiji,jibenmeiyongguo,budongzheixiewangluogeng。

“hengheng,ganjinlaiba,jianzhongtadie!”zhongnianfurenyebuyiwai,taquebuzhidao,ruguojiangqingchushiyigeyi,xiaodingtiannengdaqiandadaotahuaiyirensheng!

yixiaoshihou,renminyiyuandeloudaoli,yidaoshenyingkuairushandian,duanduanershimiao,jiushanglewulou。

“keke!”xiaodingtianpomenerru。

zhijianyigerouruojiaoxiaodenvhaibantangzhe,beiziyexiankaile,geboshang,tuishang,yipaipaichumujingxindezhenkong。

xiaonvhaijiannandezhengkaileyan,“shibabama!?”

dangkandaoyiliangangyijunlangdexiaodingtian,xiaonvhailuchuyisiwennuandexiaorong。

“shishishi,babalaile,duibuqi,keke!”xiaodingtianyibabaozhulexiaonvhai,henqinghenwenrou,shengpanongtengleta。

zheiyishunjian,neizhonggurouxiangliandeganjuerangtadanaowengwengde,meicuo,liunianqianerrenyishangtanhuan,meixiangdaojingranyoulegewusuidexiaonvwa,laotianzhenshidaitabubo!

“kekeshibushizaizuomeng,baba,niniewoyixia,kankantengbuteng。”kekeyanjingdoubuyuanzhayixia,jinjindingzhexiaodingtian,fangfoyigezhayan,tajiuhuixiaoshibujian。

xiaodingtiannashedezheimezuo,zaikekedeetoushangwenleyikou。

“zhendeshibaba,babameiyoudiuxiakekehemama,taihaole。”kekedurangzhe。

cike,tujinshangwandikou,yijiutairanziruodexiaodingtian,queshiqingxushikongle,doudadeleizhubuzijueyichulai。

naneryouleibuqingdan,zhishiweidaoshangxinchu!

“yo,yezhongtadiehaizhenlaile。”yidaowanweideshengyin,congmenkouchuanlai,zhengshizhongnianfuren。

xiaodingtianshenxingrudian,qiazhulezhongnianfurendebozi,wangshangyiti。

“shinizuodeduibudui?”talengshengwendao。

“ni,nixiangganshenme!?”zhongnianfurenheleyitiao,zheijiahuonandaokanbuchulai,tayishenxingtoujiazhiliuweishu?

“pa。”yijiliaoliangdeerguangsheng,xiangchesizhou。

“nigaisi!”zheisenlengdeyuqi,peishangchirenbandeyanshen,rangzhongnianfurenganshoudaoletaotiandeshayi,sangziyanfangfobeishenmekazhule,yigezidoushuobuchulai。

zaitazhujianshiquyishi,tarulingwaiyigeshijieshi。

“dudu。”wuneixiangqilejingbaosheng。

shijiancekekedejiqifachulaide。

“kuai,qiangjiu,503dexiaohaichuzhuangkuangle。”

“ba,baba,nibuyaoshanghaiguma。”xiaokekexuruojile,kandaobabafahendeyangzi,tayouxiehaipa。

xiaodingtiandunshifanyingguolai,jilezijiyibazhang,chadiandanghaizimianxingxiongle,guangguzhechuqi,hulvelezheige,tayemingbai,fumudejiaoyuhexingwei,wangwangnengyingxianghaiziyisheng,youqishizaihaizixiaodeshihou。

henkuai,jigehushichongjinlebingfang,baxiaokekezhuandaoleicu。

“baituonimen,wubizhihaota,wokeyijinimenyibaibeideyiyaofei!ruguotayoushenmesanzhangliangduan,worangnimenpeizang!”xiaodingtianzhufudao,neigujueran,ranghushimenbujindalegehanzhan。

“fangxin,jiurenshiwomendezhize,tayishendezhen...”kandaokekeqingkuangbudui,youxieyiwen,dankandaozhongnianfuren,tamenjiufanyingguolai,meicizheinvrenlai,kekedoumeihaoriziguo。

henkuai,baidaguacongjijiushizoulechulai。

“womenbushisanfanwucidingzhulema?haizihuanlebaixuebing,buyaojitachigaoreliang,gaozhifangdedongxi,weishenmehaiyaochigouroutang,haitianjialeyixiejiasuxueyexinchendaixiedeyaowu?shiyaonongsihaizime!”dabaiguapoyouyifanyizhefumuxinzhitai。

zheimekeaidexiaoguniang,ruguobuhaohaoliaoli,henkenengsuishiyaozhe。

“yisheng,wonverzenmeyangle。”xiaodingtianyibazhuazhubaidagua,neiliqiranghouzhetengdetiaoleqilai。

“nver?womenzaojiuchulezhenduanjieguo,nihaibuzhidao,zheigefuqinzenme...”ganshoudaoxiaodingtiantaotiandeshayi,talianmanghuafengyizhuan。

“qingkuangbushihenleguan,zanshiwenzhule,zhishineixietianjialeteshuyaocaidegouroutang,jiasulebaixuebingbingbian,santianzhinei,bixuzhaodaoyuzhipipeidegusuixuejiang,fouzeshenxianyejiubuleta!”baidaguayilianshenzhong。

xiaodingtiandiandiantou,zhuanshenkanxiangzhongnianfuren,tayiliansenhan,bingmeiyoujizheshaleta。