第1章 扫地出门

“kangdekun,nizheigechusheng,xiangyaoduiwomeimeizuoshenme?”

kangdekunkanlekanyazaishenxiadexiaoyizilinfangxiang,youkankanzhanzaimenkou,yilianbaonudelaopolinfangxue,yishizhijianbuzhidaoyinggaizenmeshuo。

tashilinjiadelinjialaoyezijianhuilaide,congxiaojiuzailinjiazhangda,chulelaoyezizhiwai,meiyouyigerenjiguotahaolianse。

linfangxuecongxiaojiushitianzhijiaonv,budanzhangdetebiepiaoliang,erqietebiehuixiyinren,shenbiandekuangfenglangdieyizhibuduan。

daolegaichujiadenianji,laiqiuqinderengengshiluoyibujue,jieguolaoyezilipaizhongyi,jianchirangkangdekunruzhuilinjia。

suiransuoyourendoubutongyi,danshilaoyeziyiyantang,bierenyewujikeshi,zhinengbaqisazaikangdekundeshenshang。

youqishilinjiajiemei,gengshimeinazhengyankanta,duitafeidajima,jiushijinmenmaicuojiao,douhuibeimadegouxuelintou。

jiuzheiyangzhengzhengguolewunian,kangdekunlianlinfangxuedeshoudoumeipengguo,jiugengbietishangchuangle,jianzhishiguodeliangoudouburu。

laoyezizaibangeyueqianjiahexigui,danshiqueliuxiayizhu,yidingbunengganzoukangdekun,fouzetasibumingmu。

kangdekunbenlaizhengzaishuawan,linfangxianghuranlaidaotademianqian,tiantiandijiaoleyishengjiefu,lingtajuedeshouchongruojing。

linfangxiangshuoshirangtadaofangjianlibanggemang,bayiyangdongxinaxialai,jieguodaolefangjianzhihou,linfangxianghuranlaleyiba,liangrenzhijianzhijiedaozaichuangshang,xingchenglexianzaidejumian。

kangdekunzhengzhazhepaqilaishuo:“bushixiangnixiangdeneigeyangzi,shixiaomeirangwojinlaibangtanadongxi,jieguoyixiameizhanwen,womenjiushuaidaochuangshangle,buxinniwenxiaomei。”

linfangxianghuanleyifumoyang,kutianmoleidedajiao:“jiejieyidingyaoweiwozuozhua,zheigechushengturanchuangjinwodefangjian。

jiangwoenzaichuangshang,shuoshihenijiehunwunian,nilianpengdouburangtapeng,tabiedeshizaishoubulele,jintianjiuyaojiezhaimeichang,rangwotinijindaoqizideyiwu。”

kangdekunbukesiyidekanzhelinfangxiang,suihoujiumingbaile,zheishitamenjiemeideyinmou,jiushiweilebataganchujiamen。

kangdekunjuedexinrusihui,zheijinianzailinjia,keweishirenlaorenyuan,jieguoquehuandezheimeyigexiachang。

tajiqipingjingshuo:“nimenliangjiemeizheimezuo,buguoshixiangrangwojingshenchuhu,fanzhengyeyeyijingbuzaile,wozoujiushile,hebishiyongzheimexiazuodeshouduan。”

linfangxuecongbizilihengleyisheng:“niaizenmeshuojiuzenmeshuo,nizaiwoyanlijiushiyizhilaipigou,kandaonijiujuedeexin,haibugankuaigun。”

kangdekunshenqingmurandizouchufangjian,kandaoyuefulinguangyinheyuemujiangguijinzuozaishafashang,muguangbinglengdekanzheta,shafazhuoshanghaibaizheyizhangzhi。

linguangyinyifuxiongsheneshadeyangzi,dashenghechi:“womenlinjiazenmeyanglenizheimegewangenfuyidechusheng,juranlianzijixiaoyizidoubufangguo。”

jiangguijinjiqiqingmieshuo:“zheizhongbuzhidaonalilaideyezhong,dangchujiubuyinggaiyangzaijiali,rengdaowaimianheliulanggouweiwu,caishizuizhengquedexuanze。”

yiqianbuguantamenzenmemanma,kangdekunzhishinilaishunshou,liangepidoubuganfang,danshijintianbuyiyangle。

kangdekunbanzhelianshuo:“nimenyongbuzhezheiyang,womeiyoubaichifan,zheixienianwozainimenjia,guodeshishenmerizi,nimenzijiqingchu。

jiushinimenyangdeneitiaogou,doubiwoguodehao,rujinwoyijingshougoule,fanzhengyeyeyebuzaile,wojiusuinimendexinyuan,chedilikaizheili。”

linguangyincongbizilihengleyisheng:“zheifenxieyishushuomingnishiziyuanhefangxuelihunde,bingqiefangqilaoyeziyizhulisuoyoudecaichan,niqianziba。”

kangdekunhaobuyouyudezaixieyishushangqianshangzi,zhuanshenxiangzhezijidefangjianzouqu,jieguocaizouleliangbu,jiubeijiangguijinjiaozhule。

jiangguijinxiezheyanjingshuo:“nixiangyaoganshenmequ?”

kangdekuntouyebuhuishuo:“woshoushidongxizou,buzhengshinimenxiangyaodema。”

jiangguijinpielepiezuishuo:“nizheigebuyaoliandegoudongxi,suoyoudedongxidoushiwomenlinjiade,nayijianshinide,haibugankuaigun。”

kangdekunyaoleyaoya,zhuantouxiangzhemenkouzou,zouchumenkouzhihou,shenshendixileyikouqi,buzhidaoxinlishishenmeziwei。

tazouledayueerbaiduomi,tingdaoshenhouchuanlaibianpaosheng,gengshijuedekusewubi,danshimeiyougandaobuzhi,ruguoyaoshimeiyouyeye,yejiumeiyouta,yiqiejiudangshibaodayeyele。

kangdekunganggangzouchubieshu,yigediaoerlangdangdejiahuo,daizhejigerenbatajiduzhule。

zheigejiahuonazheshoujikanlekan,pixiaoroubuxiaodishuo:“nijiushikangdekun,nidedanzibuxiao,jurangandongchuanshaodenvren,jintiangejigejiujinizhangzhangjixing。”

kangdekunzhidaozheijiahuozuilidechuanshao,shilinfangxiangdenanpengyouliaoshichuan,yigebiaozhundewankuzidi,shenmeshiqingdougandechulai。

meixiangdaolinjiajiemeibashiqingzuodezheimejue,douyijingjiangtasaodichumenle,haiyaozhaorenshoushita,zheilianggeshexiedufu,zuizaozenmemeiyoukanchulai。

tabenzhehaohanbuchiyanqiankuideyuanze,satuijiuxiangyibianpao,neixiehunhunlikezhuileshanglai,yankanjiuyaozhuishangtale。

lingtoudeneigejiahuoyigefeichuai,bakangdekunchuaidaozaidi,suoyouderenweizhetaquanti,henkuaijiudadetabikoucuanxue。

lingtoudeneigejiahuojianqiyigenmugun,ehenhendedazaitadetoushang,kangdekunliangyanyifan,chedihunsiguoqu。

kangdekunnaozilichuxianyifuyifudetuhua,huamianjiuhaoxianglianyuyiban,daochudoushicanyuanduanbi,wushudeshitipazaineili,jueduishixueliuchenghe。

yigehaoxiangmoshenyiyangdenanren,zhanzaishishanxuehaidezuidingduan,zhenshibajuetianxia,rangrenkandaozhihou,buzijuedexiangyaoguixiachenfu。

jiuzaikangdekunyaoguixiadeshihou,nanrenlenghengyisheng,fangfozaitadeerbianzhaxiangyidaojinglei。

nanrenlenglengdekanzhetashuo:“shenweimozhudeerzi,zenmenengzheimewonang,zhenshitairangrenshiwangle,xianzaijiujinimozhudechuancheng。

wozaidiyudezuishenchudengzhenilaizhaowo,buyaojinidiediulian,gengbuyaorangniniangshiwang。”

kangdekunxiesidilididajiao:“nijiujingshishenmeren,wodiewoniangshishei,gankuaigaosuwo。”

neigenanrenjiangshouyihui,yishizhijianxuehaitaotian,yigexuelangpaizaikangdekundeshenshang,haoxiangyaobatapaisuiyiyang。

tabuyouzizhudefachuyishengdajiao,jiezhenaodailiduoleyixiedongxi。