第3章
“weishenme？youshizheitao，congxiaodaodanimenjiuzhihuiyongqiangyingdeshoufabipowozuowobuxihuandeshi，tadaodinadianhaorangnimenzheimexihuan？erqie，wobuguangshitaoyanta，woshenzhiyanetashenbiandeyiqierenheshi！”
xiemuchenshuodehuayuelaiyueguofen，shenzhidaizhezhouweiderenyiqishuo，tayilianlengyi，shuohuadeshihouhaibuwangwangwozheideng，kanxiangwodeshihoutademeitouzhoudehenshen，chezhebozixiangshiyaobawohuotunle。
tingdaozheihuadelaomazaiyewufarennaixinzhongdefennu，tashuangyantonghong，yanzhongbumanxuesiheleishui：“ni...nizenmehaoshuochuzheizhongmeiyouliangxindehua，ni...ni...”。
laomayizhishigehenwenhederen，zheiyangdeshitapingshengyeshidiyicijingli，liangzhongdenuhuorangtazaiyewufayazhixialai，nuhuogongxindetaturanshuobuchuhua，zhenggerenruanzheshenzidaolexialai。
kanzhedaoxiadelaoma，woyanjishoukuaifuzhuleta，kanzhelaomazheigeyangzi，woxinzhongdenuhuo，yeshiyidiandianbeidianran。
xiemuchenzhizhewo，haixiangjixushuodianshenme，yipangdexieshushuliansezhanghong，yanqiushangbumanlexuesi，taturanshangqian，yibazhuaiguoxiemuchendelingzibatalinleqilai，lingyizhishou，zuoyoukaigong，shijigeerguangshunjiandaxialai。
“chusheng，wokannizhenshihunletoule！yaoshibuhuishuohua，nizheizuiyebieyaole！”
xieshushudebiaoqinghenkuazhang，woconglaimeijianguotazheimeqifendeyangzi，neibiaoqingxiangshiyaosharenyiyang。
xiemuchenziranshibuhaoshou，dangzhongbeidalezheimeduoerguang，mianzilizidoumeilebushuo，banbianliangaogaozhongqi，**ladeteng，shifenlangbei。
laodiesuiranyijingfennudaolejidian，danhaishiheizhelianshangqubatalianglakaile。
xiemuchenbeizheimeyinong，zuibazhongdelaoda，quehaishiyiliandexiesidilikanzheyoudianshenren。
“wenqingya，nimanyileme！”
tayanzhongfangfoshidaizhetaotiandehenyikanxiangwo。
zheijiushiwoaileshijinianderena！
wokanzhetarucizheiban，xinzhongyizhenzhendechoutong。
wobumingbai，daodishishenmeshihou，womenzhijianchenglezheiyang，mingmingtazhiqianyeshihentengwode，mingmingyiqiedoushihaohaode。
daodishinalichulewentini？
buguozheiyangyehao，tadesuozuosuoweisuanshizhanduanlewoneixindezuihouyisishewang，congjinyihou，womenzhijian，zhishengchouhen！
kandaoerzizheiyang，xieayiyixiajiuhuangle，yanzhongdeqifenyezhuanbianchenglejinghuang，lianmanglanguoxiemuchendejianxiangkankanshangshi，“kuairangmakankan，aiyou，zenmexiashouzheimehenla，niyezhenshide，zenmeshuoyeshizijiqinerzia，zheiyangzida。”
“dasisuanle！buyaoguanta！。”
xiexiongtianchezhesangzihouleyiju，meihuitoukan，yilianbuhaoyisidekanxiangwomenyijia，“buhaoyisialaoge，saozihaiyouqingya，nimenfangxin，jintianzheishiwoyidingjinimenyigeshuofa。”
“shuofa？xiaotuzaizi，nijintianbudiaodianpi，biexiangchuzheigemen！”
laodieshuangshouniequan，baolideqixiruhongshuimengshoubanqingxieerchu，tashigehaofuqin，gengshigehaolaogong，takeyiweiquqiuquanzhiweibaozhuyifentimiandegongzuo，yekeyirenzhecigudehanfengzaiwaibenbo，danzhiyoujintianzheiyangshitazenmedoubunengrende。
“laoge，nikan...”
“wenmin，bielanzhe，zheihunxiaozijiushinichongnitaijiulecaizheiyang。”
xieshushuyishenshoulanzhuayi。
fuqinjingzhizouxiangxiemuchen，“peng！”yishengjuxiang，xiemuchenbeilaodieyibazhangdafanzaidi。
xietianxiongdezhoumashengjinsuiqihou，womadequanzu，xieayidejianjiao，chanzazaiyiqi，rutongwoxianzaidexinqingyiyanghunluan。
“温晴雅！”
xiemuchenbeiwobayijiaochuaifanzaidi，mouzilimanshinuhuoheweiqu。
tasihushibumingbai，tazhishibuxiangyaozheiduanganqingweishenmeyaobeizheiyangduidai。
wozhanzaineili，mianwubiaoqingdekanzhemanzuishixuedexiemuchen，huranjuedefawei，weishangyishidezijibuzhi。
woneiyangmeihaodeqingchunnianhua，jingranjiujilezheiyangderen？
“xiemuchen，nixiangshuoshenme？nigaibuhuiyiweinijintianzheiyangshiyinweiwoba？”
woqiangzaitaqianmian，chuyanfengci。
yixiazi，wuzilixianruleanjing。
suoyourendoubukezhixindekanzhewo，henmingxianmeiyourenxiangdao，wojingrangenxiemuchenzheiyangshuohua。
tamenbuganxiangxinwodeyanshenlengmo，yebuganxiangxinwodehuadaici，tamenyanli，woyizhidoushixiemuchenshenbiandetusihua，meiyoutawojiuhuobuxiaqu。
keshijinrizhiwoyifeizuori，wobuhuizaiziqingzijian，yebuhuipingbaiwuguchengdanneixiewobugaichengdande。
shisheidecuo，sheijiudanzhe，zoubiantianxia，doushizheigedaoli。
xiemuchenjiannandecongdishangpaqilai，yibuyibudezoudaowomianqian。
taxianzaizhongdexianggezhutou，zuijiaoyixue，kanzhezhengningkebu，keshitakanzhewodeshihou，yijiushigaogaozaishangde：“wenqingya，nixianzaihedajiashuoqingchuzaijiwodaoqian，wokeyidangzuoyiqiedoumeifasheng，fouze，nibuyaoguaiwowuqing！”
“wodaoqian？xiemuchenninaodaibeiwolaobadashaleshibushi？”
“woweishenmeyaodaoqian，wozuocuoleshenme？”
“xiemuchen，wogenzheni，peizheni，bushiyinweiniyouduohao，zhibuguoshiyinweiliangjiaduonianjiaoqing，yeshikanzainiwoyiqizhangdadeqingfenshang，shinizijihuicuoleyi，nikebieguaicuoleren！”
wodabushangqian，sihaomeiyouweiju，zhijiebawoxiangshuodehua，quanbushuchuchulai。
太爽了！
yuanlaizanghuashuochulaizhihou，xinjiuganjingle！
“qingya？nizheishizenmela？”xieayidanxindekanzhewo。
taneigeyanshen，haoxiangshiwobeishenmebuganjingdedongxizhanranleside。
wozhendehenxiangdashengdigaosuta，wozheiyisheng，zhanrandezuibuganjingdedongxi，jiushinierzi！
“xieayi，wozhidaonicongxiaojiutengwo，keshixiemuchenduiwodetaiduniyekanjianle，yihouwawaqindeshiqing，haishibuyaozaitile，biedanwuletadeganqing，yingxiangletazhuiqiuzijixihuandenvhaizi！”
我坦坦荡荡的开口。
shangyishiwobuzhidaotaweishenmeyizhiyanewo，houlaiwolinsizhiqian，wozhidaole。
yuanlaixiemuchenzaojiuyoulezijixihuandenvshen，keshiqueyinweigenwozhijiandeqianche，buganqugenrenjiagaobai，keshizheimingmingshitazijibugoutandang，quebasuoyoudezerentuidaowotoushang。
shenzhiyinweizheigehuangtangdeliyou，neiyangduiwo，haidewosideneiyangqicanquru。
这个混账王八蛋！
xiangdaoqianshizhongzhong，wohaishijuede，zijimadebugouxiong！
“aiyou，zheishiganshenmela，shuozheixiehua，qingyaa，nimenjiahewomenjiashenmeguanxila，shuotaiyanzhongle，xiaoxiaoqi，zheixiaotuzaizijintianwokanshihuntoulege，wodenghuikendinghaohaojiaoxunta。”xieayiganmangdayuanchang。
“wenmin，womenjiaqingyayizhishijialipiqizuihaode，tajintiannengshuochuzheiyangdehua，yidingshibeiqifuhenle，dangzhewomendemian，nierzidouganzheimeduidaiwomendenver，zaiwomenbuzhidaodeshihou，haibuzhidaozenmeweiquwoguinvni！”
“womenliangjia，jiudaociweizhiba！”