新婚夜？
shuolaiyeshikexiao，buguanqianshihaishijinsheng，suyunzhoudexinhunyedoushizaiyiyuanliduguode。
danyoushiyouhendadebutong，qimazheiyishideshenpingjinbeijiuhuole，qimazheiyishideshenzhanyemeiyoutanhuan。
huoxushishangyishidetamendouguodetaikutaixinsuan，lianshangtiandoukanbuguoyan，zheicaijiletazhongshengdejihui，rangtagaibiansuoyourendemingyun。
“ba，nizenmehuiquxiaoshulinli？”
shenzhanyezhoumeikanzhefuqin，duitadexingjingjiweibujie。
fuqinshenweijunquyibashou，shuohuazuoshilengjingguoduan，zaierzijiehundedangtian，zaibinkedoumeisanchangdeqiantixia，zenmehuipaodaohuangwurenyandexiaoshulin？
“woxiawujiujuedexinzangbutaishufu，kaishiwoyiweishileide，xiangzhechengyichengjiuguoqule，dandaolewanshangqingkuangyufayanzhong。”
shenpingjinyanzhongmanshikuijiu。
“zheimexiqingderizi，wonalihaodazhangqigurangyishengshangmenjiwozhibing，gengbunengrangnimenzheiduixinhunfufupeiwoquyiyuan，taibujilile！”
“wobendasuanchaojindaocongxiaoshulinquyiyuan，sheizhizoudaoshulinlihuranfabing，zheicai……jieguodaozuihouhaishijinimentianmafanle，azhou，duibuzhua！”
shuodaozheili，shenpingjinyoubuzhujisuyunzhoudaoqian。
zaiwai，shenpingjinshidashasifangzhangonghehedejunqusilingguan，shizhizhanzaiyuandibushuohuajiuzuyirangrenweijudedalaorenwu。
kexianzai，mingmingtameiyoucuo，quejiangzerenlanzaizijishenshang，yizhijigangjinmendeerxifudaoqian，fandaorangsuyunzhouyoudianbuzhisuocuo。
tashangyishideshinianhunyinli，meiyouhegonggongxiangchudejingyan，suoyixianzaijingyoudianhuang。
“ba，doushiyijiaren，nibuyongzongshuozheixiejianwaidehua，niqiaoni，douhedaowoxifuerle！”
shenzhanyexiaozhechakaihuati，redeshenpingjinrenbuzhuxiaoma。
“xiaotuzaizi，zheicaigangjiehunjiuyaozaofanle？wobuguoduoshuolejijufeihuaeryi，nijiushengpawohedaonixifu？”
shuodaozheili，shenpingjinyouwangxiangsuyunzhou。
“azhou，nikebuyongpawo，jiuchongwohenibabadejiaoqing，woduinikendingbiduishenzhanyehaojibaibei！”
tahenghengliangshengshuodao：“huitouruoshishenzhanyeqifunile，nizhiguanjiwoshuo，wobangnishoushita，neishenme，zanmenjiachufangmenhouyougenganmianzhang，huitouwochuanjini！”
“a？ganmianzhang？kewobuhuiganmiantiaoa！”
suyunzhouyoudianmeng，dengdayanjingshuodao。
tamengdongyoujinzhang，doudeshenpingjinheshenzhanyedourenbuzhuxiao。
“yatoua，ganmianzhangdegongnengbingbuzhishiyonglaiganmiantiao，zoushenzhanyeyexinga！”
shenpingjindexinqinggewaihao，tashuodao：“dengbabachuyuanzhihou，haohaojinichuanshouganmianzhangzourendejueqiao，wojinijiang……”
yipang，shenzhanyekanzhezuoyehaimeiqixideqindiecishizhengdidigugujizijixifuerchuanshouzheyongganmianzhangzoutadejueqiao，youdianhaoxiao，youyoudianwunai。
qindienilimaoma？nishidangwobucunzaima？
bushi，sheijiadangdiedenengganchuzheizhongquedeshi，jingranjiaosuoerxifuyongganmianzhangchengfazijiaqinerzi。
“guicuoyibanmeiyisi，huitounirangtaguiganmianzhang……”
shizairenbuzhule，shenzhanyedaduanleqindiedehua。
“nizheishiyaobadangnianwomaduifunideshibabanwuyidouchuanshoujiwoxifuerma？ba，nizijilinguoyu，suoyijiuyaobabierendesanyetouzouma？”
daodeni？dixianni？shuohaodefuziqinqingni？
zhengyaoyanzhengqianzeqindiede“baoxing”，jingweiyuanzoulejinlai。
“lailebushaorentanwangsiling，shuoshidayuanlidelinju……”
shenpingjinchongshenzhanyehuilehuishou。
“nixiaquyitang，jilinjupengyoumenbaogepingan，dengwochuyuanhuijia，dajiazaiqujializuoke！”
沈战野答了声好。
takanzhesuyunzhoushuodao：“nizaizheilipeizhebaba，woququjiulai！”
suyunzhouditoudaleshenghao，yizhimeiyoutaitoukanshenzhanye，pianke，nanrenkuanhouwenredeshouzhangqingqingmolemotadenaodai。
“xiaonaogualizongzailuanxiangshenmeni？ng？”
tadeshengyinlidaizhewunaitanxi，xuanjizhuanshenlikailebingfang。
shenzhanyegangchumenmeijifenzhong，zhijianbingfangmenbeirentuikai，yigenianqingdehushizoujinlai，yuqihenchong。
“jiashushilongzihaishishazi？nitingbudonghuama？jinijiangduoshaobianle，huanzhexuyaohaohaoxiuxi，nizonglaizaizheilizuoshenme？”
kandaohushiyanzhongdediyi，zaikandaoneishuxidelianpang，suyunzhoudeyanshenyidong。
jiangaiyun！shenzhanyedebaiyueguang！
shangyishishenzhanyetanhuanzaichuanghou，jiangaiyunzuoweijunquyiyuandehushi，meitiandouqushenjiajishenzhanyejianchashentiqingkuang，bingxiezhuzuoyixiekangfuxunlian。
qichutameifaxianrenheduanni，shenzhihaiduijiangaiyunjiweiganjiyuzunzhong。
zhidaoshenzhanyediwuciyaoqiulihunweiguohou，tazhongyuzhuangpoleerrende“**”，yezhongyudezhizijidecunzaibuguojiushigexiaohua。
yuanben，tashizhendasuanchengquanzheiyidui“kumingyuanyang”de，jieguowuyijiantingdaolejiangaiyunhetadidideduihua。
“jiangsanni，niyaoshibujiwoqian，wojiubanishibasuishiweihunxianyunyouduotaidemimigaosushenzhanye，nikantahaihuibuhuixihuannizheizhongangzangdenvren！”
“nizaijiwosangeyuedeshijian，suyunzhouyijingtongyilihunle，zhiyaotayizou，shenjiadeyiqiejiudoushiwode，daoshihouniyaoqianyouqianyaofangyoufang！”
……
dangwan，tajiugaosushenzhanye，zijigaizhuyibulihunle，tazheiyishengzhiyousangou，meiyoulihun！
zhonghuoyishi，shenzhanyemeiyoutanhuanzaichuang，shenpingjinyesilitaosheng，tabubizaiyongrouruodejianbangkangqineixieyutawuguandezerenle。
jiangaiyunshiduoheixinlianyouruhe？jiabuzhushenzhanyexihuanbei。
youxiangqishangyishijiangaiyunyongbishoutongsizijidecanzhuang，suyunzhougengshixiadingjuexinyaolihuntaolu！
haoburongyizhongshengyici，takedebuxiangzaiaidaozile。
“nisuangeshenmedongxi？niyoushenmezigeduiwoerxifuzhishouhuajiao？rangnimenhushizhangguolai！”
budengsuyunzhouqishen，zhijianshenpingjinyijingfanlelian。
tayishengqi，zhenggerendousanfazherangrenweijudeqishi，bieshuojiangaiyun，liansuyunzhoudoubeiheleyitiao。
jiangaiyunquemeidong，shenzhihaishangqianjibushuodao：“shenshushunihao，wojiao……”
“niyoushenmezigejiaowoshushu？liannimenyuanzhangdoudejiaowoyishengshensiling，sheijinidedanzihewotaojinhu？”
shenpingjinlishenghechidao：“nanguaizongyouchuanyanshuohouqinbumenhunluanbukan，woqichuhaibuxin，xianzaikanlai，queshishigaihaohaozhengzhile！”
shenpingjincaiganggangcongsiwangxianshanglahuilai，suyunzhoushengpatazaiyishengqifashengyiwai，yushimangshangqiananfu。
“shenbobo，ninbie……”
yitingsuyunzhouguanzijijiaobobo，shenpingjingengshengqile。
“shenbobo？azhou，lianniyezaiqiwoma？nihezhanyejiehunle，nimenshifuqi，nidejiaowoba！”
zongsilingyuanqishishigebaopiqi，suyunzhouweileburangtaguoyujidongjiazhongbingqing，zhinengxianshunzhetadexinyi。
“shishishi，wocuole，ba，ninxianhaohaoxiuxiyangbing，zongshengqikebuxing！”
tingdaosuyunzhouguanzijijiao“ba”，shenpingjindelianseshunjianyinzhuanqing。
tadashengyingzhe，shenshoushiyisuyunzhouzuozaizijishenbian，dayouyifu“wojiaerxifuwobaohu”deyisi。
jiangaiyundeyanzhongmanshibuganyujidu，queyouzaishenpingjindeqiangdaqichangxiabuganbiaoluchubandianfankangzhiyi。
zhengzaizheishi，hushizhangyukeshizhurenpeitongzheyuanzhanglaitanwangshenpingjin。
budengyuanzhangkaikoushuohua，shenpingjinyijingxiantichuleyaoqiu。
“nimenyiyuandeguanliyuelaiyuesongsanle，hushijingganyujuguanwojiaoshushu？shenzhihaiganrangwoerxifugunchuqu？”
shenpingjinlengxiaokanzheyuanzhangwendao：“zenmezhe？zheiyuanzhanghainengganma？buneng**jiujiwogun！”
yuanzhangbenjiuyinweiyiwushixiaohushideshiqinglaiqingzui，jieguohaimeikaikouni，jiubeishenpingjinyidunxunchi，ershizuoyongzhejinghaiyoushigehushi。
dangji，yuanzhanglengyansaoguohushizhang，yaoyashuodao：“wobuxiwangzaikandaota！”
tingdaozheihua，jiangaiyundelianseyipiancanbai，tahaixiangzaishuohuaqiuqing，quetinghushizhangyadishengyinjinggao。
“zaiganduoshuoyiju，zheiguangchengdoumeiniderongshenzhichule！”
jiangaiyunmanyandoushibuganyufenhen，quezaihushizhangjinggaodeyanshenzhushixiazuizhonglikailebingfang。