第1章
噼啪！
yidaoshandianhuranhuaguotianji，zhaochulecangqiongzhixia，hengshibiandi，xuesemimandekongbuzhijing。
“nikehaiyouheyiyan？”yishenxingqizhangdenanzi，shouwohanbingsuohuazhijian，diyunvziexinyicunchu，danshengwendao。
“yiyanma？”nvzikanzheyinchenchendetiankong，youyudianyijingluozailetadelianshang，shifenbingliang。taxianglehaobanshang，douxiangbuqilaizijihaiyourenheweiledexinyuan，yijihaiyoushenmefeihuayaoliujiheren。
yeshidaolerujindibu，tacaibeiaidefaxian，zijizheiyishengjingranhuoderucikuzaofawei，bujinmeiyouliuzhuyigeqinren，yemeiyoujiejiaodaoyiweizhijiao，shenzhibucengxianggezhenzhengdenverjiayiyang，yusheihusuqingyiguo。
buguozheixiedoubudajin，yiyanshimeiyoule，zhishiciyishengtaqueyouyijianhouhuideshi......
tarenbuzhuchaofengdexiaoleqilai，shengyinmangranwuli，hanzhebuganyuaohuidedao：“ruoshi......ruoshinengzhonglaiyici，woyiding......yiding......”
“yidingxianshalewoma？kexinimeiyoujihuile。”nanzibinglengdeshengyinhuranxiangqi。
hualuo，shouzhongdejianhaobuliuqingdecijinnvziexin。
嗤！
jianruminghua，huohongdehuaduoliechengwuban，zitaexinfeichu，ranhouposuiyukongzhong，suifengerqu，jiangtaweishuowandehuayanmeizaitiankonghuranzhaxiangdejingleishengzhong，nvzidezuichunweiweirudong，zhongshizaimeiliqishuochulaiyigezi。
yishibeiwubiandeheiantunshizhiqian，tahouhuidexindao：ruoshizhonglaiyici，woyiding，yidingbuhuizaizhancuoduile！
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“pa！”yishengjingleihuapotianji，zhaxiangzaierbian，suijibianshidayuqingpen，zheiyulaidehaowuyuzhao，yidianzhunbeidoumeiyouliujirenheren。
zhangyingshanshang，yunshegongzaxichu，sigedoukounianhuadexiaoguniangzhengdingzheqingpendayu，huangmangdeshoushizhegezidechuangruyiwu，yibianshoushiyibianmaiyuanzheshangtian，zenmeshuoxiayujiuxiayu，doumeiyoushixianjigejingshi，haorangtamenxianjiangdongxijishoule。
zheixiadaohao，quanlinshile，wanshangkezenmeshuijuea。
dongercongshaishengshangchexialaibeizi，molemojibendoushile，bianyoubengkuiderenglehuiqu，sangqidedao：“zheihaishouhuiquzuoshen？shouhuiquleyeshigaibuchenglede，haiburujiurengzhei，ranglaotianyezaijixiyizao！”
lingyuhehuiyuanwenyan，yeshilandezhetengle，fenfendoutingxialeshoulai，lianshangjushisihuizhise，queyouyigexiaogunianghaizaibuhuangbumangdeshouzhezijidebeiziyifu，yushisanrenjianle，bianduitadao：“sisi，nihaishoulaizuoshenmea？doushile，bunengyong，baohuiquhaimeikefangdedifang！”
neimingjiaosisidexiaoguniangwenyan，nulizhenglezhengbeiyushuidadeyouxieseteng，doukuaizhengbukailedeyanjing，shuodao：“rufengbushihuoxilinggenma，daoshihourangtabangwoyonghuokaoyikaojiuhaola！”
“对哦！”
yiyujingxingmengzhongren，zhongrenzheicaixiangqilaizheicha，yishunjianlianshangdejusangquanrandoubujianle，querdaizhideshixingfen，ranhoufenfenshouqilezijidedongxi，wangyulanxuanpao。
“rufeng，rufeng！kuaixingxing！”
“如风救命啊！”
“wu。”erbiandeguozaosheng，lingyirufengfanzaodezhouqilemeitou，xinzhonghenshifenhendexiang，zenmetadousilehaiburangtaqingjing，mobushihaiyourendaotademubucheng？
ganjuedaohaiyourentuisangziji，yirufengmengdizhengkaiyanjing，yanzhongshiqifenbeidaraoleshuiyidefanzaohesanfenyihuodeshenqing，zhuantoukanqu，bianjianpangbianzhanzhejigeshensegeyidexiaoguniang，buyoulengleyileng。
dingzhesirenkanlehaobanshang，yirufengcaizhongyurenchulaitamenshishei，buyouzhengzhengdejiaochuletamendemingzi：“donger，sisi，huiyuan，lingyu？”tamenzenmedoubianchenglezheigeyangzi？mobushichileshenmefanlaohaitongdexiandanle？
buduia，tamenbudougentayiyang，yinweizhanzailedashixiongzheibian，bitahaixianbeibeixiaoshidishalema？
“rufengjiuminga！nibujiuwomenwomenjiuhuisidea！”lingyujiantazhongyuxingle，mengdihupuleguolai，lianrendaibeidebaozhuta。
rufengpietayiyan，zhengxiangshuonimenbudousilema？hainengzenmegesifashi，quehuranfaxianzijirujinsuozaizhidi，bingbushiyinsenbinglengdemingfu，ershizijidefangjian。
haimeilaidejixiangxieshenmetouxu，beizibianmengdibeilingyulakaile，kongqilengdeyouruyiguliangfenghurancuanjinlai，jingdetarenbudalegelengzhan。
taxinzhongmengdiyitiao，jinghuangdepaqishen，xieyeweichuanbianbendaoshuzhuangtaiqian，jiuzheneimianchenjiudetongjingkanlekan，yidaoshandianhuranhuaguo，zhaolianglehunandewuneipianke，zhenghaorangtakanqingletongjingzhongyizhangshifenzhinendexiaolian。
yushi，bankezhonghou，rufengzhongyurenqinglezijihaihuozhehuozheshuoshizhongshengledexianshi，zhishihaiyouxiemengdongwucuo，bumingbaizijiweihehuizhongsheng。
taxishuzijiqiansheng，quanranliuliuwuwei，yemeiyouweitianxiacangshengzaoguoshenmefu，zendehaijitazhonglaiyicidejihui？
jizheijigeyatoukaoganleyifuhebeiru，tacaizhongyudekong，haohaodehuixiangleyifanrujinshihenianyue，zijiduoshaosui，qianshenglizijizheigeshihouzaizuoshenme？
molemozijidexiaoshou，kaozheqianshengjiyilixueguodemogu，tanengmochuzijideguling，buguoshisui，shisuideshihoutahaoxiangcaigangjifachutineidehuoxilinggen，ganggangxiudaohuolingminghuayiji。
zheigeshihoutayinggaishicaikaishixiuxianbuguowunian，ertasuozaidexianmenyunshegongrujinyehaishigemingbujianjingchuandexiaoxianmen。
yinweizheigexianmenshiyoutadexiaojiujiuzijiyirenchuanglide，qieshoudeduobandoushiwufuwumudeguerheyixiepingminzinv。guerzheigexianmenbeihoubingmeiyoushenmeshijiadazuzhichi，zhangjiuyici，bianshirubufuchu，jianjianqiongpoliaodaoleqilai。biangengjiabuhuiyourenkenjiangzijidehaizisonglaizheizhongpolanxianmenxiulianle。
guermenzhongdizibushenxingwang，ziranzaiyizhongxianmenzhongbingbutuchu，bujinbutuchu，pashitingguoderen，chulezhangyingzhididebaixing，bianmeipangrenle。
xiangdaozheili，rufengmengdiyizheng，huranxiangqi，zheigeshihou，xiaoshidiyinggaiyijingrumenle。
zheigexiaoshidi，minghuanyinjue，gentaxieyinziyiyangdeyouyinyoujue，yinzhelianshangyoukuaihendadetaiji，qichouwubi，yeshifenheren，guerrumendeshihou，shizunyejiushitadexiaojiujiubianzengletayikuaimianju，yiyonglaizhechou。danshizaiqianshiduozhangmenzhiweizhizhengzhong，rufengqueshijiantazuizhongquxialaiguomianjude，zhangdeketaniangdeyaoyanjian-huole，genchouzigenbenjiubudabian。
taxinggemunebuaishuohua，pingshiyebuaiyurenqinjin，dangran，yeyinweitarumendeshihoudajiadoujianguotadechoumoyang，suoyiyewurenkentongtawan，dansheinengxiangdaojiushineimegebuaishuohua，pingshiyemeishacunzaiganderenzuihouqueshidabailetianzhijiaozi，duodelezhangmenzhiweini？
噼啪！
yijizhenerleisheng，jiangrufengcongsixuzhonglalehuilai，tawangchuangwaikanleyiyan，ranhoumengdizhanqishen，congmangwangwaizou。
buguantaweihehuizhongsheng，weijinzhijishiyaoganjinqubajietaohaozheiweixiaoshidi，changyandao，datieyaochenzao，tazaodiantaohaozheiweixiaoshidi，shuobudingwanghoubiannenggaibianqianshengjiejuyeshuobuding。
jigexiaoyatouhaizaijirufengdasaobeitamencaishiledefangjian，jiantawangwaizou，lingyubiandao：“rufeng，niqunalia？”
“tianqihao，chuquguangguang。”rufengtouyebuhuidedao。
lingyukanzhetaxiaoshizaimenkoudebeiying，youkanlekanchuangwai，buyoudigudao：“zheiguitianqinalihaolea？”
zheitianqiziranbuhao，danduiyurufenglaishuo，queshinandedehaoshiji，tahuihuoxishufa，ergangjinmendexiaoshidiyeshigexiaoshaonian，haishenmedoubuhui，neitabianyouletaohaotadeziben。
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