第三章 威胁舅母

wufuzheituruqilaideyichu,rangxianglairuanruodezhoushihexiaozhangdelushidouhehuaile,gusaoliang,kanzhewufujiugenjianleguiyiyang,jinghewubi。

“wu,wufunizheishizuoshenme,kuaifangxiazhuzi。”zhoushihunshenduosuozhe,douzheshouquzhuawufudeshou。

wufudeyanjingdandandepiaoleguoqu,zhoushideshoujiangzaibankong。

lushitunleyixiakoushui,shenglineirendehedao:“nizheixiaotizi,fanlenile,sheijinidegoudan,ganduijiumuwuli!”shuozhe,haijinjindelouzhuleshouzhongdemuhe。

wufudezuijiaolenglenggouqi,dao:“woshuo,fangxianishouzhongdemuhe。”tawozhezhugundeshouyouxiangqianyifen,daizhelinglidefeng,jihuchuodaolelushidemeixin。

吧嗒!

lushihedeshouyisong,muhediaolexiaqu。

wufujianci,zuijiaodexiaobianchenglejifeng。

lushilianshangfare,zaikanwufuneijiqiaodexiao,xinzhongnaonu,zhizheta:“ni,ni……”yigenizi,zaiwufulengliedeyanshenxialengshishuobuchujiexialaidehua。

rendoushiqishanpaede,lushiyanjiaoyuguangpiedaoruanruodezhoushi,bianbamaotouzhixiangleta:“yingmei,nijiushizheiyangjiaonverde?meidameixiao,guoranshiyouniangshengmeiyejiaodexiaotizi!”

zhoushizuiyimin,yanquanhongleqilai。

“滚!”五福冷喝。

lushishangqian,baxiongyiting:“wobuzounidaizade,niganzade?”meicuo,xiaotizishizhuangmozuoyang,tahaizhengansharenbucheng?

“buzoume?”wufudezhugunzaishoushangwanlegehua,zhijiexianglushidaqu。

“啊!”

“五福!”

fachujianjiaodeshitongshiliangren,lushiyankanzhugunxiangzijidalai,mangdebaotoudunlexiaqu,erzhoushizeshihedeliandoubaile,ruandaozaidishang。

“fengle,fengle,xiaotizifafengle!”lushisesefadou,shoujiaobingyongdexiangmenwaipaqu。

“manzhe!”wufuyoujiaozhuta。

lushishenziyijiang,zhuanguotoukanqu。

wufumizheyandao:“yihouzaiganlaiwojiasaye……”tadeyanjingzaiwulisaoleyixia,kanzhongyigetaoguan,yangqizhugunliluodesaoleguoqu,huala,neigetaoguandunshisuichengzha,takanzhelushilenglengdeweixie:“yiruciguan!”

lushicongdishangdesuipiankanxiangwufu,duishangtaneishuanglenghandemouzi,yanrenyisuo,jingshipadeaoleyisheng,congdishangfeikuaipaqilaipaolechuqu,qishengdajiao:“xiaoyezhongfafengle!”

wufulengheng,piedaozhoushineijingkongdeyanshen,dunjuetoutong,zouguoqushenchushou:“meishile,qilaiba!”

zhoushideshenzidouleyixia,mengyanyikoutuomo,youxiechiyi,banshangcaizhanzheshouwozhelenverdeshou,jiuzhetadeliduzhanleqilai,nieruzhezuidao:“wufu,ni……wo……”

denglehaoyihui,yebujiantashuodewanzheng,wufubianbazhugunfangxia,chumenzhaoleyigesaozhou,yishengbuhangdebataoguansuipianjisaole,mianshangbiaoqingpingjing,fangfoganggangdelingli,zhishizhoushidecuojue。

zhoushimomodikanzhenverbasuipiandousaoqinachumenwaiqu,fuzhemenbakanzheyuanzidewufu,qingqingdeyaoqilechun。

wufubianle,zidatoupolezaixinglaihou,jiuganjueyoudianbuyiyangle,biandeyoudianmosheng,yerangtayoudianhaipa,neiyanglenglidebiaoqing,tashiconglaimeikanguode,nandaoshiyoushenmexiechongshangleshenbucheng?