第1章 回归,我要考最高学府(2488字)

heluoshidiyizhongxue,jiunianjisanban,baofachuyishengdahou。

“kana,bukanwo,nimenzenmerenshiyaoshouzhangshayang!”

banzhurenlaochangshoulizhuazheyitouyaoshounaodai,huanglaihuangqu。

banjilidetongxue,nanmonvlei,buweiqita,zheiyaoshounaodaitaiherenle。

laochangmuguangsaoshiyifan,muguangsuodinghoupairanleyitoulvsedexuesheng:“chenyu,shuishale?qilaishuoshuozheiyaoshouyoushenmetezheng!”

zhongrentingdaozheihua,neixindekongjuyanxiaoyunsan,wuzhezuitouxiaochulai。

chenyudechengjiquanxiaodaoshudiyi,dangranzheibushizhongdian,zhuyaoshishangzhoutaganggangjixiaohuadileyifengqingshu,haisaobaoderangrenpaishipinhuolequanwang。

yushichenyushunlidangxuanyizhongde“fengyunrenwu”。

zhongrenhuitoukandaochenyudingzheyaoshoutoulushensezhengzheng,bumianchayi。

“chenyuyeshidanzigouda,jiandaoyaoshoubuhaipa?”

“chitianedelahamakendingbupazheimechoudeyaoshoua。”

turanyigenvtongxue,ruoruodeshuoleyiju,yinlaiquanbandehongtangdaxiao。

chenyumeitouweiweiyizhou,huafeibanmiaozhongsouxunzheijushentidejiyi。

fumuliyi,yenaiqushi,shijianjumuwuqin,xinggebingbuzibeifanerfeichangfukua,zongshizuoyixiemomingqimiaodejudongxiyintarendeguanzhu,suoyicaiyouleshangzhouxiaohuaqingshushijian。

danpianpianzheigeshaxiaozi,jingranhezijitongming,chenglezijideduosheshenqu。

cikedechenyubingfeilaizidiqiuershilingjie,zaineilitashisuoyourenjingweidedandi,dandangtalianzhidiwangxiandanshi,yinlaizuiqiangleijie,daozhizijiroushenbeihui,sanhunqipojinshengqiyi,gensuishikongluanliupiaodang,qiaohezhixialaidaozheiweichentongxuedetinei,shunjianduoshe。

kandaoyanqiandezheigeyaoshou,chenyuhuanhuankaikou:“qinggeshou,silangruohu,koushengliaoya,houshengcuierruying,shiqiroukezengqixue,lianqigukezhuangshenshi。”

quanbandunshianjinglexialai,suoyourenmianluyihuo。

“sha,tashuodedoushisha?”

“tingbudong,danshiganjuetazongjiedehaojingpia。”

“taneishipijing,shaqinggeshou,fenmingshixuehoushou,rounanchiyoumeiyong,huyousheini!”

“si,lahamaniubia,weileboguanzhuhaizhunbeiwenzhouzhoudezheiyitao,yuwenmeibaixuee。”

youyijulahama,zaiduyindehongtangdaxiao,suiranshilaogeng,danbufangaizhongrenkaixindeyipi。

laochanglianseyinchen,pengdiyishengbaxuehoushounaodaizazaizhuozishang:“shuodeshenmeluanqibazaode,yaoshoukeyidianmeiting,jiwozhamabu,mei2fenzhongbuzhunqilai!”

chenyuxianshiyileng,suijimingwu。

qinggeshoushilingjieshuofa,gurouxiaoguoyeshiyongyulingjie,zheierderenkanzhehelingjieyiyang,danxianranshiliangzhongwanquanbutongdeshengwu。

dan,weishenmediqiushanghuichuxianyaoshouni?

chenyumeiyouduoxiang,chulaizhadao,tahaixuyaoshijianshiying,dangchangqishenzoudaoguodaokaishizhamabu。

dongzuoyichu,jiubiaozhundehen。

shangbeizisuiranbeijiaozuodandi,danhaodaiyeshigexiandi,zhamabuzheizhonglingjiesansuixiaoerjiuyaoxuexideneirong,duitalaishuowanquanshixiaocaiyidie。

banjilimianderenpoyouyidianchayi,daobushichenyumabuzhadewen,zhishimeixiangdaotajingranzheimetinghua,huanzuowangchangneikendingxipixiaoliandoudouzui。

laochangqingleqingsangzidao:“haole,douanjing,mashangjiuyaogaokaole,wozaidaidajiafuxiyibianshengwubixiusan《yishoupian》。”

“yishoudedingyi:laiziyueqiuheidongdepingxingshijieshengwu,jubeijiayulingqi,zhuyi,yaoshouzhishisucheng,kaoshideshihouyaotianyishou。”

“lingqisandinglvyeyaohaohaojizhu,yi,yuanziyueqiuheidong,rijiannongdudi,yejiannongdugao。er……”

laochangduzheduzhefaxianhenduorenlianshangguamanlefanzao,qidetacaoqixuehoushoudenaodaiyonglizaleyixiazhuozi。

xueshengmenyijing,bayaoshoubiaozhundangxingtangmu,laochangzheishifahuole。

“kankannimenyigegedoushishenmetaidu!”laochangshouzhikoupoxuehoushounaodai,nuhedao:“xianzaikongjianzhanli,shangwanmingteqianduizhanshidouzaigenyaoshoudachelunzhan,meiyifenmeiyimiaodouzailiuxue,nimenananwenwendedaizaizheilibudushu?haixiangganshenme?”

tongxuemenlianmangdixiatou,bugandaqiang。

laochangnuhuonanyipingxi,henkuaiyoushuoleyidadui。

zhamabudechenyutingdemingbaile,diqiushehuihelingjiewanquanbutong,zheierderenleitongyangkeyitongguolingqixiulian。

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dandiqiurenxiulianbianqiangdemudejingranshishouhujiayuan。

dangran,neixieqiangzhepinsipinhuo,keyihuanlaijidadewuzhixiangshouyuquanli,diqiuzuiqiangzhe“jueshen”jiuyongyoulianheguohefaxiwei,yirendiyiguo,napashichaojidaguoyedelirangsanfen。

“qiangzheshouhuruozhe,zhangkongruozhedetongshicunzaikongzhi?”

chenyuganjuesanguanbengta,danxixixianglai,zheiyangdeguizetingbucuo。

weiyizhidetabushuangdeshi,zheigeshijiebujubeilingqi,xiulianziyuangengshibeiyanjiaguankong。

ruoxiangyaobianqiangzhiyoulianggebanfa,kaodaxueyucanjiajundui,xianranshiqianzhehuodeziyuandefangfagengjiagaoxiao。

叮铃铃!

下课铃响了。

laochangzhengkangkaijiangzheni,tingdao**yezhihaoshousheng,piaoleyiyanchenyudao:“ni!laiwobangongshiyitang!”

anzhaoyiwangchenyumianduizheidengren,yibazhangpaisi,danxianzaishilibuyunxu,zhinengguaiguaijiufanzouchujiaoshi。

banlidexueshengqiqisongleyikouqi。

“wodetian,laochangfahuoshizhendeheren。”

“doushichenyudecuo,tabujianghuameirenbatadangyaba。”

“dengdeng,chenyushibushizhalebanjiekedemabu?”

“ng?**!tabuhuizuobileba?”

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shentihaishitairuole,chenyuxinlipoweiwunai,tapingjieyizhiliyingshengshengchenglebanjieke,xianzailudouyoudianzoubuwen,feilejifenzhongcailaidaobangongshi。

“biezhanzhe,zuo。”laochangdenghouduoshi,zijiweizhidepangbianyuliuyizhangdengzi。

chenyubukeqidezuoxia,kaimenjianshandao:“zhaowoyouheshi?”

zheihuayindezhouweijiaoshicemu,jiandaoshichenyuyejiushihuaile,fanzhengzheixiaozizhenghuobushiyitianliangtianle。

laochanggengshixiguan,dakaibaowenbeiheleyikouwendao:“zuijinfafentuqiangle?mabujingrannengzhadezheimewen。”

chenyuleran,zheigezhongnianrenkansirongyijidong,qishixinhaitingxi,takaikoudao:“yizhilibale,shuoshiqingba。”

laochangbeiyeleyixia,bushuangdao:“haohaohao,neiwojiushuozhengshi,na,zheigenaqukankan。”

shuoba,yifenchuandandidaochenyushouli:moshouchanhouhulizhuanye,danzhuozishanglingyifenchuandandedibutupian,xunsuxiyintademuguang。

neishiyizhiheijinsedeyanmou,chenyunaguozixiyikan,xinzhongdaxi,lingjieyaoshou——shihunyashandeduyan,naishibuhundanguanjianyaocai!

rujindechenyusanhunqipojinshengqiyi,ruoyoubuhundan,binenghunlidazhang。

xiangdedaota,xuyaobaokaodiyijunxiaobingyiqianshimingdepaimingruxiao。

“ai,diyijunxiaodezhaoshengchuandangennimeiguanxi。”laochangqiangzouchuandan,lengxiaodao:“renjiakeshiquanqiuzuigaoxuefu,jiupingniyexiangbaokao?”

chenyudandandao:“bawomingzibaoshangqu。”

“什么?”

“worangnibawomingzibaoshangqu,nitingbuqing?”

laochangbabeizizhongzhongzazaizhuozishang,chashuidoubenglechulai,shengqidao:“chenyu,ninengkaoshangchumujishuxueyuanwodoushangxiangbaifo,haixiangkaodiyijunxiao?niyouneigezigema!”

“wenhuakequannianjiqiansan,shenweijunxiao,duantijiujie,zhandoupaimingqianshi,zheixieshiquniandiyijunxiaodezuidiluqutiaojian。”

“erninianniandaoshu,duanticaierjie,zhandou,hehe,nidaoshidadeguoputongren。”

laochanglengxiaodao:“lai,nigaosuwo,sheijinidezixinganbaokaodiyijunxiao!”