heluoshidiyizhongxue,jiunianjisanban,baofachuyishengdahou。
“kana,bukanwo,nimenzenmerenshiyaoshouzhangshayang!”
banzhurenlaochangshoulizhuazheyitouyaoshounaodai,huanglaihuangqu。
banjilidetongxue,nanmonvlei,buweiqita,zheiyaoshounaodaitaiherenle。
laochangmuguangsaoshiyifan,muguangsuodinghoupairanleyitoulvsedexuesheng:“chenyu,shuishale?qilaishuoshuozheiyaoshouyoushenmetezheng!”
zhongrentingdaozheihua,neixindekongjuyanxiaoyunsan,wuzhezuitouxiaochulai。
chenyudechengjiquanxiaodaoshudiyi,dangranzheibushizhongdian,zhuyaoshishangzhoutaganggangjixiaohuadileyifengqingshu,haisaobaoderangrenpaishipinhuolequanwang。
yushichenyushunlidangxuanyizhongde“fengyunrenwu”。
zhongrenhuitoukandaochenyudingzheyaoshoutoulushensezhengzheng,bumianchayi。
“chenyuyeshidanzigouda,jiandaoyaoshoubuhaipa?”
“chitianedelahamakendingbupazheimechoudeyaoshoua。”
turanyigenvtongxue,ruoruodeshuoleyiju,yinlaiquanbandehongtangdaxiao。
chenyumeitouweiweiyizhou,huafeibanmiaozhongsouxunzheijushentidejiyi。
fumuliyi,yenaiqushi,shijianjumuwuqin,xinggebingbuzibeifanerfeichangfukua,zongshizuoyixiemomingqimiaodejudongxiyintarendeguanzhu,suoyicaiyouleshangzhouxiaohuaqingshushijian。
danpianpianzheigeshaxiaozi,jingranhezijitongming,chenglezijideduosheshenqu。
cikedechenyubingfeilaizidiqiuershilingjie,zaineilitashisuoyourenjingweidedandi,dandangtalianzhidiwangxiandanshi,yinlaizuiqiangleijie,daozhizijiroushenbeihui,sanhunqipojinshengqiyi,gensuishikongluanliupiaodang,qiaohezhixialaidaozheiweichentongxuedetinei,shunjianduoshe。
kandaoyanqiandezheigeyaoshou,chenyuhuanhuankaikou:“qinggeshou,silangruohu,koushengliaoya,houshengcuierruying,shiqiroukezengqixue,lianqigukezhuangshenshi。”
quanbandunshianjinglexialai,suoyourenmianluyihuo。
“sha,tashuodedoushisha?”
“tingbudong,danshiganjuetazongjiedehaojingpia。”
“taneishipijing,shaqinggeshou,fenmingshixuehoushou,rounanchiyoumeiyong,huyousheini!”
“si,lahamaniubia,weileboguanzhuhaizhunbeiwenzhouzhoudezheiyitao,yuwenmeibaixuee。”
youyijulahama,zaiduyindehongtangdaxiao,suiranshilaogeng,danbufangaizhongrenkaixindeyipi。
laochanglianseyinchen,pengdiyishengbaxuehoushounaodaizazaizhuozishang:“shuodeshenmeluanqibazaode,yaoshoukeyidianmeiting,jiwozhamabu,mei2fenzhongbuzhunqilai!”
chenyuxianshiyileng,suijimingwu。
qinggeshoushilingjieshuofa,gurouxiaoguoyeshiyongyulingjie,zheierderenkanzhehelingjieyiyang,danxianranshiliangzhongwanquanbutongdeshengwu。
dan,weishenmediqiushanghuichuxianyaoshouni?
chenyumeiyouduoxiang,chulaizhadao,tahaixuyaoshijianshiying,dangchangqishenzoudaoguodaokaishizhamabu。
dongzuoyichu,jiubiaozhundehen。
shangbeizisuiranbeijiaozuodandi,danhaodaiyeshigexiandi,zhamabuzheizhonglingjiesansuixiaoerjiuyaoxuexideneirong,duitalaishuowanquanshixiaocaiyidie。
banjilimianderenpoyouyidianchayi,daobushichenyumabuzhadewen,zhishimeixiangdaotajingranzheimetinghua,huanzuowangchangneikendingxipixiaoliandoudouzui。
laochangqingleqingsangzidao:“haole,douanjing,mashangjiuyaogaokaole,wozaidaidajiafuxiyibianshengwubixiusan《yishoupian》。”
“yishoudedingyi:laiziyueqiuheidongdepingxingshijieshengwu,jubeijiayulingqi,zhuyi,yaoshouzhishisucheng,kaoshideshihouyaotianyishou。”
“lingqisandinglvyeyaohaohaojizhu,yi,yuanziyueqiuheidong,rijiannongdudi,yejiannongdugao。er……”
laochangduzheduzhefaxianhenduorenlianshangguamanlefanzao,qidetacaoqixuehoushoudenaodaiyonglizaleyixiazhuozi。
xueshengmenyijing,bayaoshoubiaozhundangxingtangmu,laochangzheishifahuole。
“kankannimenyigegedoushishenmetaidu!”laochangshouzhikoupoxuehoushounaodai,nuhedao:“xianzaikongjianzhanli,shangwanmingteqianduizhanshidouzaigenyaoshoudachelunzhan,meiyifenmeiyimiaodouzailiuxue,nimenananwenwendedaizaizheilibudushu?haixiangganshenme?”
tongxuemenlianmangdixiatou,bugandaqiang。
laochangnuhuonanyipingxi,henkuaiyoushuoleyidadui。
zhamabudechenyutingdemingbaile,diqiushehuihelingjiewanquanbutong,zheierderenleitongyangkeyitongguolingqixiulian。
genjushijihuafendengji,fenbieshiduanti,lianqi,zhuji,jindan,yuanying,huashen,dacheng,dujie,feisheng。
dandiqiurenxiulianbianqiangdemudejingranshishouhujiayuan。
dangran,neixieqiangzhepinsipinhuo,keyihuanlaijidadewuzhixiangshouyuquanli,diqiuzuiqiangzhe“jueshen”jiuyongyoulianheguohefaxiwei,yirendiyiguo,napashichaojidaguoyedelirangsanfen。
“qiangzheshouhuruozhe,zhangkongruozhedetongshicunzaikongzhi?”
chenyuganjuesanguanbengta,danxixixianglai,zheiyangdeguizetingbucuo。
weiyizhidetabushuangdeshi,zheigeshijiebujubeilingqi,xiulianziyuangengshibeiyanjiaguankong。
ruoxiangyaobianqiangzhiyoulianggebanfa,kaodaxueyucanjiajundui,xianranshiqianzhehuodeziyuandefangfagengjiagaoxiao。
叮铃铃!
下课铃响了。
laochangzhengkangkaijiangzheni,tingdao**yezhihaoshousheng,piaoleyiyanchenyudao:“ni!laiwobangongshiyitang!”
anzhaoyiwangchenyumianduizheidengren,yibazhangpaisi,danxianzaishilibuyunxu,zhinengguaiguaijiufanzouchujiaoshi。
banlidexueshengqiqisongleyikouqi。
“wodetian,laochangfahuoshizhendeheren。”
“doushichenyudecuo,tabujianghuameirenbatadangyaba。”
“dengdeng,chenyushibushizhalebanjiekedemabu?”
“ng?**!tabuhuizuobileba?”
“feihua!tacaiduantiyijie,zenmekenengdunzheimejiu?tayaoshibuzuobi,wozhijiedaolichishi!”
shentihaishitairuole,chenyuxinlipoweiwunai,tapingjieyizhiliyingshengshengchenglebanjieke,xianzailudouyoudianzoubuwen,feilejifenzhongcailaidaobangongshi。
“biezhanzhe,zuo。”laochangdenghouduoshi,zijiweizhidepangbianyuliuyizhangdengzi。
chenyubukeqidezuoxia,kaimenjianshandao:“zhaowoyouheshi?”
zheihuayindezhouweijiaoshicemu,jiandaoshichenyuyejiushihuaile,fanzhengzheixiaozizhenghuobushiyitianliangtianle。
laochanggengshixiguan,dakaibaowenbeiheleyikouwendao:“zuijinfafentuqiangle?mabujingrannengzhadezheimewen。”
chenyuleran,zheigezhongnianrenkansirongyijidong,qishixinhaitingxi,takaikoudao:“yizhilibale,shuoshiqingba。”
laochangbeiyeleyixia,bushuangdao:“haohaohao,neiwojiushuozhengshi,na,zheigenaqukankan。”
shuoba,yifenchuandandidaochenyushouli:moshouchanhouhulizhuanye,danzhuozishanglingyifenchuandandedibutupian,xunsuxiyintademuguang。
neishiyizhiheijinsedeyanmou,chenyunaguozixiyikan,xinzhongdaxi,lingjieyaoshou——shihunyashandeduyan,naishibuhundanguanjianyaocai!
rujindechenyusanhunqipojinshengqiyi,ruoyoubuhundan,binenghunlidazhang。
xiangdedaota,xuyaobaokaodiyijunxiaobingyiqianshimingdepaimingruxiao。
“ai,diyijunxiaodezhaoshengchuandangennimeiguanxi。”laochangqiangzouchuandan,lengxiaodao:“renjiakeshiquanqiuzuigaoxuefu,jiupingniyexiangbaokao?”
chenyudandandao:“bawomingzibaoshangqu。”
“什么?”
“worangnibawomingzibaoshangqu,nitingbuqing?”
laochangbabeizizhongzhongzazaizhuozishang,chashuidoubenglechulai,shengqidao:“chenyu,ninengkaoshangchumujishuxueyuanwodoushangxiangbaifo,haixiangkaodiyijunxiao?niyouneigezigema!”
“wenhuakequannianjiqiansan,shenweijunxiao,duantijiujie,zhandoupaimingqianshi,zheixieshiquniandiyijunxiaodezuidiluqutiaojian。”
“erninianniandaoshu,duanticaierjie,zhandou,hehe,nidaoshidadeguoputongren。”
laochanglengxiaodao:“lai,nigaosuwo,sheijinidezixinganbaokaodiyijunxiao!”