第四章 不正经的猴王

zaisanjiedalaodezhumuxia,houwangzhongyuyinglailechushideshike。

suizheyisheng“beng~”dejingtianjuxiang,yizhishihoupokongerchu,yanzhongdeliangdaojinguang,shunjianshechongdoufu,sanjiezhenjing。

天界,天庭之中。

yudizhengraoyouxingqudekanzhezheiyichangjing,jiujianqianliyanheshunfenger,jichongchongdepaolejinlai。

“报~”

“bingbaoyudi,xiajiedongshengshenzhouhaidongaolaixiaoguozhijie,youyizuohuaguoshan,shanzhongyouyishihouchushi,gangyichushi,bianbaisifang,shenshiqiyi!”

yuditinghou,dianlediantou,bailebaishou,suikoudao:

“anla,anla,ququyichengjingdexiaohouzieryi,buzuweiqi。”

“是!”

qianliyanheshunfengertingjianyudidedafuhou,biantuilexiaqu。

ercishi,kanyuanshandeshandian,weifengqueshiyilianjidongdekanzhehuaguoshandefangxiang。

口中喃喃道:

“qianshishushangdoushuo,houwangchushi,duomeduomedeqiyi,jinriyijianguoranmingbuxuchuana,jianzhitainiubaile!”

zheishi,huaguoshannei,shihouqueshihaoqidedaliangzheyanqiandeyiqie,shanshanshuishui,huahuacaocao。

buguoshuri,shihougangyishuxihuanjing,bianyouhoujian,ebu,buzhidaoneiweidalaodehuashen,yinzangzaihouqunzhizhongkaikoule:

“zhijianneishanjianzhizhong,youxiliuzishangerxia,yuanyuanbujue,shenshiqiyi,houqunzhizhongkeyouhou,yuanweiwodengtanqijiujing?”

houqunzhizhong,wuhouyuandong。

yushineihouyoukaikoule:“yuantanqijiujingzhe,wodengyuanbaitaweiwang!”

huayingangluo,shihouhaiweidongdan,bianyouxiaohouzaiqizhong,chunchunyudong。

yushihu,yizhenbuzhidaocongnalilaideweifengfuguo,gangganghaichunchunyudongdehouzimen,shunjiantingzhiledongzuo。

zhuanerkaikoudao:“wodengbugan,xiangbiyemeihoukeyi。”

gangchushideshihouneishoudelezheizhongciji,shunjiankaikoudao:

“我愿前往。”

suijiyitaoxingyunliushuidecaozuozhihou,shunlidengji,jiweihouwang!

cishisanjiezhizhong,zhengzaishishiguankandedalaomen,fenfenneixintucaodao:

“haogebuyaoliandeqingfeng,youbenshinimenbiecuangaihouyuana!”

lingshanzhishang,dahongbaodianzhinei。rulaijianciqingkuang,shouleshou,ganggangyouxiemamu,weiweidongdanleyixiadeshouzhitou。

zhuantouduizhetaixiakekuxuexidejinchanziwendao:

“jinchanzi,wofomen《sanzangzhenjing》gongyouduoshaobu?”

jinchanzimiandaiweixiaodedadao:

“qibingwofo,wofomen《sanzangzhenjing》gongyousanshiwubu,gongyiwanwuqianyibaisishisijuan。”

“hao,neinikefouzaiyigeshichenneiyiyidaolai?”

“qibingwofo,xiaosengjide,keruoshiyiyidaolai,xushugeshiri,yigeshichen,shizainanyidaochu。”

“kanlaihaishixueyibujinga,niqiexiajiequ,zaizhongxinqujingxuexiyixiaba。”

rulaishuowan,yebuzaidengjinchanzihuihua,bianzhijieyidaojinguangjiangjinchanzidarulelunhuizhizhong。

dianneizhufoyoubuzhiqingzhe,fenfenchayi,zhengxiangkaikouqiuqing。

却听如来开口道:

“woxiangdianzhongzhufobishiqinxuekekuzhiren,buhuixiangjinchanziyiyangbuwuzhengye,lian《sanzangzhenjing》doubunengzaiyigeshichenneibeichu,shiba?”

tingwanrulaidehua,dianzhongzhufo,huxiangjiaoliuleyigeyanshenhou,ditouqishengdao:

“我佛英明!”

cishihaiweichulingshandejinchanzi,tingdaolelingshanzhishangdehua,mannaoziyihuodao:

“shawanyierde?wobushilingshanzhishang,pingshixuexichengjidiyideme!”

“现在倒数了?”

zhuanyanzhijian,youshisannianyiguo。

kanyuanshanshangdeweifeng,ganjuezijiyijingxianchumaobingle,meitianchulechihe,jiushidengdai。

大脑嘎嘎思考着:

“haojiahuo,zheihouzizahaibuqubaishixueyia?tabuqu,wozagenzhequbaishini。”

“huashuo,meiyouhouzidehua,wozhijiequzhaoputizushi,zushishoubu?”

“yaobudaidiantechanguoqu,xianqudadianyixiamentongkankan?”

“bububu,neiyangdehua,xiandewohaimeibaishijiuxinshubuzhengle。”

……

“aima,haofana,xuebudaoshafashu,jiuyishenfali,zheiwanyierde,zagaoa?”

weifengxianrulejiujiudejiujiezhizhong。

cishi,huaguoshanzhizhong,liangzhilaohoukanzheyijinghuchihaihelejiniandemeihouwang,xinxiangchabuduole。

gaiyaohouwangshanglule,yaoburanzaiguojinian,zheihouyangfeile,kezaizhaobuchulingwaiyizhihouziqutidaile。

yushi,yizhilaohou,zaidongzhongdabaiyanxizhishi,shunqizirandeliangzailemeihouwangshenqian。

lingyizhilaohoukanjiantongbanyijinggongchengshentui,limatiaolechulaiduizhemeihouwangdao:

“da,dawang,taqule。”

houwangzhengkaixinni,yishimeitingqingchu,duizhelaohouwendao:

“啥?谁走了?”

laohoujianzhuangzhideyouzhongfuleyibian,zhizhesiqudelaohouduizhemeihouwangdao。

“dawang,ta,tasile。”

meihouwangtingwen,sisuoleyihuierdao。

“可是寿终正寝?”

“啊?”

laohouyouxiemeng,zhideyoukekebanbandehuiyingdao:

“shi…shishouzhongzhengqin!”

“neijiuhao,xianglai,juliwohuaguoshanbuyuanchu,youyiaolaiguo。guozhongziminshangbunengdoushouzhongzhengqin。”

“erwohuaguoshanneizhonghou,doukeshouzhongzhengqin,zheishiwohouwangduodadegongjia!manzule!”

meihouwangmianshangdaixiaodehuiyingdao。

“啊?啊这……”

老猴无语了!

yanzhonghuaiyishibushizheihouxiantianlveyoubuzu,yingzailenaozishang。

zhayanzhijian,huanghuyoushisannianerqu。

wulunlaohouzenmequandao,zenmequanshuo,shenmesihouhuibeidifuyanwangguanxiayunyun,houwangjiushikuiranbudong,gezhongliyoudafazheta。

cishi,lingshanzhishang,daxiongbaodianzhinei,gezhongpusafozuluanzuoyituan,fenfensikaozhe,nengyoushenmebanfa,keyiranghouwangqianquxueyi。

jiaojinnaozhizhihou,zuihouzhideyiju:

“xiangbihouwangkenengzhenshixiantianbuzu,naoziyousunba!”

suijiyoushi,duineipohuaibutianshidexiaozeiyiduntongma,shenzhiyourenyangyanyaoxiasanjietongjiling,zhuazhuhoubuzhemoyijiyuan,bubaxiu。

zhizhifaxian,meiyouxiaozeimianmaohezongji,shizaiwufatongjizhihou,fangcaibaxiu!

zuizhongwuguohou,rulaifahuale:

“guanyindashi,kecengwenguoputizushi,shangmenjiaodaozenmeshoufei?”

guanyintinghou,youyupiankehou,ruoruodeyongshouzhi,bihualeyigesan。

rulaikanhoudianlediantou,huanhuankaikoudao:

“duolesancheng,haishimianqiangkeyijieshoude。”

“bu,putizushishuodeshisanbeiqibu,shijianzhangdehua,xuyaolingjia!”

guanyinpusaruoruodedaduanlerulaidehua。

rulaitingwen,weiweiyizhan,chadianfoxinbuwen,shenhulejikouqihou,lenglengdao:

“jiaoneiluohanzaixiangbanfa,xiangbuchulaibanfa,jiurangtabiehuilaile!”

guanyintingwen,zhideyingxia。

erzheishi,kanyuanshanshangdeweifengshizaishidengdeshoubulele,tucaodao:

“wotamiaode,zaichijiukuaidaotaiyizhenxianle,hougea,nihaibuchushanme?”

“wozhentamedefulea!”

sisuopiankehou,weifengyebuguanle,xiangbizheimejiule,houziyechulaile,yinggaiyebuhuizaiyourenzhuijiudangniandeshile,yushijingzhidechaozhehuaguoshanfeiqu。

luguohuaguoshanjiao,weifengkanzhezhushouzaicidekanyuanshanxiaoyao,shangqianwendao:

“zheilidemeihouwanghaimeichuhai?”

xiaoyaoyikandawanglaile,lianmangjiqiedepaoshangqianhuiyingdao:

“xiaoyaomenbuganyinman,womenyixingsiyao,shiergeshichenyangezhishou,congbugandaiman,keshineimeihouwang,zhenjiumeiyouchuguohai。”

weifengtingwendianlediantou,bailebaishou,biaoshizijizhidaole。

ranhoukanzhehuaguoshanjiandeshuiliandongchu,shenxileyikouqi,jingzhixiangshuiliandongerqu。