第1章
“jidui！dongnanfangxiangdemaowulihaiyouyiweixingcunzhe！”
qinglengdeshengyinlvexianjicu，tongguoshebeiqingxichuanrujijinsierzhong。
neishengyinyoubuchongdao：“shigexiaonvhai。”
jijinsibuzaiyouyu，baofayinengjiangliangmizhineidesangshiquanbubingdong，suihoushenziqingyingdiyuechuzhongwei。
maowuzhouweisangshihenshao，shenhoudaoyouyiqunzhuiguolaide，tadanshoufushangweixingerji，xunsuxiadazhiling：“yannuolaichuliwoshenhoudesangshi，woqujiuren。”
shudaobingcixiangmaowubianxingdonghuanmandesangshifeiqu，shenzixiuzhangdeshaonianzhibingrenjinsuiqihou，shouqidaoluo，sangshishunjianshishoufenli。
jijinsichengzhechuangtaitiaorumaowu，jingtidisaoshileyiquan，pojiumaowuneiyipianlangjie，gankudeanhongsexueyezhanrandedaochudoushi，dadouhenjimingxian，quemeiyouyizhisangshi。
jixuchaolizou，yijiehuaaoyingruyanlian。
budaitajixuxiangqian，menkuangbianturantanchubangeshenzi，shiyigezuozaidishangdexiaonvhai。
nvhaishenshangdedahuaaozangdaokanbuchuyanse，lianshangyeyipianwuheikanbuqingrongmao，zhiyouneishuangxingyanqiheimingliang，bizhenzhuhaiyouguangze。
kandaotadeyishunjian，nvhaizhandoulexia。
tazhihaozanshitingxiajiaobu，yimianhedaoxiaoguniang。
shishishang，baixiaobeizhandoubushiyinweineigeturanchuangjinlaideshaonian，ershishenhouzheigemeiyoushuangbeidelvpifuhuiyanjingrenleiyouzaiyaotagebo！
tashuolehaojibianbunengyao，zheigerenleijiushibuting，haoburongyizhaodaoyishenheshideyifu，zhuanyanjiujitayaopo。
baixiaobeiwubikunao，zuoweiyigexiaozhenzhuyao，tazaibeiqiaochuanglishuijue，sheizhizaicixinglai，zhenggeshijiebianlemoyang，taxinaidebeiqiaoyexiaoshibujian。
zhouweihaiyouyiqunlvpifuderenlei，buhuishuohua，zouluhenman，kandaotajiuhuanhuanpuguolaiken。
yaoshuoganjuedehua，zhijuedehenyang。
tapaojinfangjianduozhe，haizhaodaoyijianheshideyifu，sikaoyaoruhezhaodaobeiqiao，zheishitukangdebeizixiayouzuanchuyigelvpifurenlei，meiyoushuangbei，quankaoqutimocaqianjin。
kantapadeneimexinku，baixiaobeisuoxingyuandizuoxia，yaojiuyaoba。
renleishenmeshihoufazhanchuzheizhongpihao？
kenlexujiuzhiyaopoyifu，lvpifurenleihaoxiangjile，houlongzhongfachu“hehe”deshengyin。
xiaozhenzhujuedeyoudianchao，bianyongpobusaizhutadezui。
meiguoduojiu，menkouchuanlaijiaobusheng，baixiaobeitanshenchuqu。
shenhoudelvpifurenleizhengtuozuilideshufu，yikouyaoshanglai，baixiaobeigubushangzijidegebo，manyandoushigangjinlaideneigejunmeirenlei。
jingdiaoxizhuobandewuguan，baipifu，zheicaishitarenzhizhongderenlei！zuizhongyaodeshi，tayanzhongyouhaiyang！lansedehaiyang！
“woshijijinsi，buyaopa，woshilaijiunide。”jijinsiqingshenganweidao。
tashitandimaichuyibu，jianxiaonvhaimeiyouhaipadefanyingcaiyoujixukaikou：“wodainihuijia。”
jijinsibaochuzijidemingzi，yiwangxingcunzhetingdaotademingzihoudaduohuixijierqi，danmianqiandexiaonvhaiqueyijiudaidaidiwangzheta，jiuchaba“nishishei”sangezixiezailianshang，xianglaizixindeshaoniangandaoyisicuobai。
baixiaobeizhengjujinghuishendikanneishuangbinglansemouzi，qingkejian，jijinsiyigejianbuchongguolaiwuzhutadeyanjing。
shenhouzhouranfaliang，haibansuizhewutidiaoluodeshengyin。
jijinsijinghunweiding，takaojinlecaifaxianxiaonvhaishenhoujuranyouyizhisangshi！yachidoupengdaoletadegebo！