第三章两头猪换人
shenmuzhidaozaininingzhizhong，jinbizheyanjing，shenshangzhanmanlenishui，wanquankanbuchuduonianzhihoupiniwanwudeaoran。
xiehuanyanzhanzairenqunzhong，yaozhezuichunbantiandoumeishuohua。
zhangshixinruan，kaikoubangshenmuzhiqiuqing。
xiehuanyankanjianshenmuzhizhangjiedongledong，huerjingxing，bazhangshiladaoshenhou。
tazenmewangle，shenmuzhiqianshiduitaniannianbuwang，mofeishiyinweitadejiumingzhien？
xianzaitashirenzhule，danshidasaoquezhanlechulai。
yaoshizheigepianzhikuangyiweidasaojiuleta，dingshangdasaozenmeban？
neihaishitalaiyishensimoba。
peipeipei，yingfuzheigemotou！
zhangshizaitashenhoudao：“jiaojiao，chumenzaiwai，sheidouyounandeshihou......diehenidageergeyezaiwaimian......”
tatuijijiren，xiwangruguozijijiajigenanrenzaiwaimian，beimantoupuzixiongdizheiyangdeditoushezhenduideshihou，yeyourentingshenerchu，badaoxiangzhu。
xiehuanyanxinlimodixinsuan，yanshenbeishang。
die，dageerge，butinghuadejiaojiaoyouhuilaile。
zheiyishi，jiaojiaoyidinghaohaobaohunimen。
shenmuzhizhengkaiyanjing，duishangdezhengshixiehuanyanyishuangbeimindeshuimou，yinyinhanlei，gantongshenshou。
“liangtouzhuzaijini！”xiehuanyanshengyinzhongnanyangengyan，queyougancuililuo。
mantouxiongdihaiyaoshuaheng，pangbianyourenlalatamendao：“zheikeshiouyangjiadegusao。”
ouyangshishizi，xiedeyishouhaoshufa，zheizaizhenshangshinvzidangzhongdetouyifen；erqietashenmingdayi，bazhangfuhelianggeerzidousongshanglezhanchang，pingshiyouyurenweishan，suoyishenshoujingzhong。
tingdaoxiehuanyanshiouyangshidenver，mantouxiongdizongsuanbuqingbuyuandishoulezhuzai，zhizhedishanglanniyibandeshenmuzhidao：“xiacizaiganlai，daduannidetui！”
zhangshitaochutongbanlaimaimantou，xiehuanyanlikezhidaotashiyaojishenmuzhide，bianqiangxiandao：“saozi，maidianmantousongjitaba，taikelianle。”
“jini。”xiehuanyanbamantoudijishenfeiyang，cuishengshengdidao，yanlimeiganluchusihaokanbuqi。
这种人，真惹不起。
zuihaoxiwangtanengbatadanggepijifangle，zaiyebujian。
shenmuzhishenchuzhanmannideshoujieguoyouzhibao，zhijiebamantouyaoleyikou。
“zheirengaibushiyababa。”
“jiushi，aidabuchusheng，xianzaiyebudaoxie。”
旁边的人议论纷纷。
xiehuanyantingzhezheixiehuadoutitamenjinzhang，“sanlesanle，youshenmehaokande。saozi，zanmenyeganjinhuijia，wopaniangzheji。”
zhangshidiandiantou，hetayiqihuijia。
huiquzhihou，xiehuanyanqiangxianheouyangshijieshizheijianshiqing，shuozijichanzhefeiyaozhangshibangmang，caidaozhimeiyoumaihuizhulai。
ouyangshizhengzaiyongjiuyishangjijingbaogaixiaoyishang，wenyanxiaodao：“jiaojiaozuodedui，nimenliangdoushihaohaizi。”
zhangshiwenwanxiaodao：“niang，woquzuofan。”
“wojidasaoshaohuo。”xiehuanyanxiaomimididao，balanzilidelufusaijijingbao，“hezumuyiqichi。”
zhangshidao：“nishenziganghao，youzoulezheimeyuan，kuaihuiquxiezhe。”
“wozaojiuhaole。”xiehuanyanzoudaopangbiandexiaocaiyuan，“jintianchijiucaiheziba，woqugejiucai！”
guoleyihuier，xiehuanyankanzhezaojiantiaodongdehuoyan，buyoushishen。
meiyoubashenmuzhidaihuijia，zheishizhongshengzhihoudediyibugaibian，hudiedechibangyijingshandong，weizhideweilaiyijingkaiqi。
jiexialaitayaomianduidewentijiuyigezi——qiong。
“jingbaomohuilaidexiaohexia，wojinizhazhechiba，jiaojiao。jiaojiao？”zhangshijiantabuhuiying，wenwenrouroudeshengyinjiutigaoleyifen。
xiehuanyanhuishen，tiantianxiaodao：“hao，jiushiyoudianfeiyou。”
zhangshixiaodao：“feibuleduoshaoyou，jiushuojingbaoxiangchi。”
xiehuanyantouxiao：“jingbaojiwobeiguole。”
“anlishuobugaijinichizheimeyoude，danshizhidaonishengbingbuxiangchi，shaochiyidian，haohaochifan，yaobunianghuitouyaomawode。”zhangshidao。
taxizhangdeyanjinglishandongzhewenrou，zuijiaoxiaoyiqingqianerwennuan。
zheiyangdezhangsao，zenmenengyinweijiarupinhandezijiaercanzaoniangjiaxiuru？
xiehuanyanqingqingchuchudijide，qianshijiuleshenmuzhihoudagaishijirihou，zhangshiniangjiadeyiniangweileduotamuqindequan，feishuozhangshihuiniangjiashihoutouleshiliangyinzi，danshineiyinzi，mingmingshizhangshimuqinjiejitade。
zhangjiaderenshangmennao，naodejifeigoutiao，yanmianjinshi，haishishenmuzhibangmangdatuilezhangjiaderen。
yaoqiangdeouyangshifanlexinji，zhangshiyedabingyichang，jialishifencandan......
zhonghuoyishi，xiehuanyanjueduibuyunxuzheiyangdeshiqingzaicifasheng。
fuxiongzaiqianxianshadi，tajiuzaijialishouhuhaojiaren。
“niangcaibushedemadasaoni！”xiehuanyanxiaodao。
wanshanglinshuizhiqian，zhangshiduanlexijiaoshuiguolaisihououyangshixijiao。
ouyangshixiaodao：“nimangleyitian，wozijilaibianshi。”
xiehuanyanshangqiandunxiashenzidao：“wolai，wojinlaikanwaigongliuxiadeshu，fanchuyibenyishu，xuelejizhaoanyazudideshoufa，niangrangwoshishi。”
tadewaigonghuozhedeshihoushicunlidejiaoshuxiansheng，jialihaicunlebushaoshu，wuhuabamensheliejiguang，suoyitadeshuofa，ouyangshibingmeiyouqiyixin，ershigankaidao：“nicongxiaoxihuankanshu，ruguoshinanzi，rihoudingrannengjichengniwaigongdeyibo。”
xiehuanyanqianshitingdaozheihuadeshihouxiangdeshi，tacaibuxihanzuogejiaoshuxianshengni！
danshixianzaitazhidao，tadewaigongcengshitaifu，xinzhongjiuyouyizhongbeikuazandejiaoao。
qishitasalehuang，jialideyishutameifanguo，tashiqianshiyinweiouyangshidexinji，xuelehenzhangshijiandeyishu。
xiehuanyanxiaoyingyingdiyongxianxianxishou，huoqinghuozhongditiouyangshi**zhejiaodi。
ouyangshifeidancaochijialidejiawu，haixiadiganhuo，suoyijiaodiyoucucaodejianzi。
xiehuanyanxintengdao：“niang，jialidediyihoujiulinjibierenzhongba。”
“diyebuduo，zijizhonghaodaiduoxiejinxiang。”ouyangshidao。
shuodaodi，haishijialitaiqiong。
buxing，taniangbenlaishentijiubuhao，bunengzaizheiyangcaolaoxiaqu；dasaoyebunengshizhongshouniangjiadeqi，tabixuxiangbanfazhuanqiangaishanshenghuo。
zhiyuzenmezhuanqian，gangcaishaohuodeshihouxiehuanyanyijingxiangdaole。
kaoshanchishan，tayaojinshan！
jingbaowaizaizhangshihuailishuileguoqu，zhangshibaozhetahuifang，xiehuanyanyehuidaozijizhudexiangfang，moquancazhangdengzhetianliang。