zhongzhongtanleyikouqi，yukuwuleidechenmojuedingbuzaiduoxiang，kaishizaoshangdegongzuo。
“yihaobingren，keyikaishijiuzhenle！”
“laile！woxiangyaochenyishengnideqianming！”
“ruguomeibingdehua，qingbingrenbuyaodanwuqiyubingrenjiuzhen。”
“我有病！”
“什么病呢？”
“wohuanxiangshichangyourenaiwo，biruchenyishengaiwo。”
陈默：……
……
……
kanbingdeshijianhenshikuzao，yigeshangwushijianguoqudeyehenkuai，yinweibingrenwendejibendoushihaowuyingyangdewenhua，suoyichenmoyeruwangchangyiyangyingfugongzuo，henkuaijiudaolewufanshijian。
“下一个。”
“嘎吱——”
“haiyouren？”chenmoyihuotaitou。
anzhaozheigeshijian，binghaodoupaiwanlecaishia！
“yisheng，duoheniunai，duinaozihao。”
zhijianyigechuanzhexueshengzhuang，yanjingpangchanzhehouhouheibudeshaoniancongmenkouzoulejinlai，tashouzhongnazheyiheniunai，fangdaolechenmodemianqian！
“ohh，qiye！！”
chenmozaikandaolinqiyehou，jidongdehanchusheng，douxiangyaojitalaigeshenqingyongbao！
zheibunengguaita，linqiyekeshitaweilaihuoxiaqudeweiyiyikao，xianzaitashizenmekanzheigebingrenzenmexihuan，jiurutonglaoshikanweilaidedongliangzhicaiyiban！
“dengdengyisheng！”linqiyekuaisushanbi。“nixianbiekaojinwo，woyougehenyansudewenti！”
“shenmewenti？”chenmohaoqi。
“nimeicijianwodouzheimereqing，nigaibuhuishineige……”
“bushi。”chenmozuijiaochouchu。
“oo，neijiuhao，woyouzhichuang。”
陈默：……
“huangehuati，womenhaishitanzhiliaoba？”
“可以。”
“说说姓名。”
“林七夜。”
“症状。”
“wokandaoletianshi，liuyitianshi。”
“xiaoshihoudewoduitianwenganxingqu，neitianwanshang，wotangzailaojiawuzidefangyanshangkanyueliang，zhishichaozhetiankongkanqu，jiukandaoleyigelongzhaozaijinseguanghuizhongzhangzhebaiseyuyidechitianshi，ranhouwodeyanjingjiu……”
“yanjingjiubeitazhuoshangle。”chenmoxuehuiqiangda。
“明明是搞瞎了！”
linqiyehechenmoxianghuduishiyiyan，ranhouliangrenturanmomingxiaoqileqilai。
tamendouyijingzhongfuhenduocizheiyangdetaicile，yinweitadedaolaiyouxiejuqinggenggai，suoyilinqiyeyelaiyangguangyiyuanjiuzhenguohaoduocile。
“naihaohema？”linqiyejianchenmohezijidailaidexueshengnai，haoqiwendao。
“weidaohaihao。”chenmodiantou，“buguonixiaozinalilaidenai，nikebuhuihuaqianjiwodaizheigea？”
“lajitongjiande。”linqiyetiaomei。
陈默闻言很想骂娘。
“haoba，yimarangwojinide，rangniduozhaoguwo。”
“yimaa……”tingdaolinqiyedehua，chenmodebiaoqingshaoshaorouhehenduo。
linqiyedeyimashiyigehenhaoderen，tayirenhanxinrukudejianglinqiyeheyangjinyangda，erqiesannianlaiduitayehenhao，youqishizhidaotameiqinrendeshihou，meicidoushireqingxiangdai。
chenmoyeshizaiyimashenshangganshoudaowennuanzhiyideren。
“chenmo，nizuoweizheigeyiyuanzuihaodeyisheng，nishuowodeyanjingshenmeshihouhuihao？wohaoxiangyanjinghuifu，genniyiyangzhuanqian，rangyimashaoshoudiankua，taweileyangwomenmeitianzaigongchangganhuo，jibeidoubeiyawanle。”
linqiyeturanchouchangdekaozaizuoyishangwenhua。
“a，nideyanjinga……”chenmochaozhelinqiyeyanjingchuguodehouzhongdebuliaokanqu。
ruguotameijicuodehua，zailinqiyegenzheliyishengduihuahoumeiyitianshijiantajiujihuotineichitianshizhilijiuhuihuifule。
zhishixianzaizheigeshijiantayouxiewufaqueding，suoyibuzhigaizenmekaikou……
linqiyejiantabuzhisheng，yemeijixuweinanchenmo，ershicongzuoyishangzhanqi。
“mingtianwoyaoqushangxuele，jintianjiubujixujiuliuzaizheilile，jinwannimangwangongzuoruguoyoushijiankeyilaiwoyimazheilichifan。”