shangyishi，woshiyulequandedingliu，fensizhuipeng，ziyuanfenghou，meicichuchangdoushicwei。
zheiyishi，wozhengkaiyan，mianqianjingranshiyizhangcuizhaidan？
wohuangluandisaoguowulicandandebaishe，tianhuabanshangdiaozhedelaojiufengshangezhizuoxiang，qiangpibanbotuoluo。fangjianlizaluanwuzhang，daochudoushiluanqibazaodeyifu，kongqizhonghaimimanzhefameideweidao。
woxiankaichuangdantiaoxiachuang，cigudehanyishunjianchuanbianquanshen，zheicaizhuyidaojiaoxialiantuoxiedoumeiyou。
zheichangjing，genwoshangbeizizaihaozhailishuixinghouwanquanbutong。
naoziyizhenjuliedecitonghou，wushujiyisuipianyongrunaohai：
wojiaoyunshu，xianzaishigejiatusibi、fuzhaileileideshibaxianxiexing，jialihaiyouyiduiaoaodaibudeqinren。
bingruodemamatangzaiyiyuan，yiyaofeituoqianlesangeyue；
canjidebabakaobaitanweisheng，meitianbeichengguanzhuidemanjiepao；
yeyechidai，meicizoudiudouyaomafanpaichusuosonghui；
didigangshangchuzhong，jiaobuqixuefeizhengbeilaoshiquantui；
gegereshishengfei，qianxiayipigugaolidai，haitiantianwangjializhaoreshiduan。
erwobenrenni，shangyishidingjiliuliangnvwang，xianzaijuranbianchengleyigeshibaxianzongyixiexing——“yunshu”，weibofensigangguoyiqian，qizhongjiubaishijiangshifen。
shenmegui？laotianye，nizheishibawocongyunduantuixialenikeng！
jiuzaiwoxianrulingluanshi，naohaizhonghuranchuanlaiyidaoqingcuidejixiesheng：
【ding！gongxisuzhujihuojuxingdalianxitong！】
wolengleliangmiao，neixinhaowubolanshenzhixiangxiao。
guoran，zhongshengderensheng，zongyaodaidian“teshufuli”。
“suzhuyunshu，chucijianmian，xitongweinitigongyicixinshourenwu，qingzai72xiaoshinei，zhuanquyiwanyuanxianjin，fouzejiangshoudaochengfa。”
woheheleliangsheng，neixinbuyiweiranditucao：“nizheixitongnengyouduoshenqi？zhuanyiwankuai，kaiwanxiao，shangbeizijieyitiaoweibodounengzhuanbaiwan，zheirenwugenbenbusuangeshier！”
xitongbujibuhuan：“suzhu，muqianyue，fu120wan，qingjinkuaixingdong。”
wonaozilishunjianzhakaiyanhua，jihuzhanbuwenshenti。
开什么国际玩笑？！
fuzhaishiwanjiuyijingjiaotoulanele，yibaiwanjianzhiyaoming，zheikezenmeban？
woganjincongchuangbiannaqishouji，diankaiyinxingduanxin，yue：5yuan。
woshenxiyikouqi，liansecanbai，jiaobuyigeliangqiangchadianshuaidao。
haimeidengwohuanguoshen，woshidemen“peng”yishengbeichuaikai，gegeyunhaobunaifandikaozaimenkou：“yunshu，nihaishui？！ganjinqilaixiangbanfazhuanqianba，mayoubeicuikuanle，didiyekuaikaixuele，nihaixiangshuidaoshenmeshihou？”
wohenhendengleyanta，nuyizhichongtouding：“nizenmebuchuquzhuanqian？niyigedananrentiantianhunchidengsi，haoyisirangwoyangjia？”
gegeyunhaotinglezheihua，lanyangyangyixiao：“sheirangnishangguozongyi？suiranmeihuoqilai，danmianqiangshigemingxing，bukaoninandaokaowo？wokannihaishiganjinchuqujiejigehuoerba。”
yunhaoshuowan，haobukeqidicongdoulimochuyibaoyan，chouleyizhi，manyouyoudizoulechuqu。
wojianzhiqizhale，shangyishihecengshouguozheizhongwonangqi？
kepianpiannaohailidexitonghaizaitixingzherenwushengyushijian，woyaoleyaoya，nachushoujifanlefantongxunlu，zhunbeidajizijidejingjiren，quehuranfaxiantongxunlulikongkongruye，weiyilianxiderenjuranzhiyouyigejingjizhulidedianhua。
wozhihaobotonglezheigehaoma。
“wei，shujie？”dianhuaneitouchuanlaiyigeyonglandeshengyin，shizhulixiaomin。
woxiaoxinyiyidishitandao：“neige……youmeiyoujinqinengjiedetonggao，nengkuaisuzhuanqiandeneizhong？”
dianhualichuanlailengxiaoyisheng：“yunshujie，nigaoxiaoni？nizuijinbushiyinweishuadapaibeiquanzilaheilema？xianzaisheihaiganyongnia！”
wodunshimantouheixian，xitongxianshiwoqianshenhaiyouzheizhongheilishi？
haoba，zhenshishangbeizizaonie，zheibeizibaoying！
tonghuagangguaduan，dianhuayouxiangle，woyikanbeizhu，chadianqidaoshuaishouji——
shiqianshideyingmucp、xianzaizhishoukerededanghongdingliuqinlangdalaidedianhua。
“yunshu，nizuijinhenqueqianba？wozheiliyougejiemuquegexiexing，jinijihui，wanshangdaojiudiantantanba，fangjianhaoshaohoufajini。”
tashuodeqingmiaodanxie，keyanwaizhiyiwozaiqingchubuguo。
woniejinshouji，yandiranqilefennudehuoyan，yuqibinglenghuidao：“qinlang，biewanglenicengjinghaiguanwojiaoguojiejie。”
duimiandunleyixia，suijichaofengdao：“jiejie？nixianzaisuanshenmedongxi，yepeiwojiaojiejie？niyiweihaishisannianqian，nifengguangwuxiandeshihou？jizhu，xianzaizhiyouwonengbangni。”
woqiangrenzhunuhuo，gangxianghuiji，dianhuaquebeiguaduan。
xitongzheishihouqiadaohaochudizaicitixing：“gongxichufasuijizhixianrenwu【dalianqianrenqinlang】，renwumubiao：30tiannei，chenggongdengshangresoubangqianshi，chedidalianqinlang。”
wowojinquantou，muguangzhujianjiandingxialai。
qinlang，shangyishinikaowochaocphongtoubanbiantian，jieguowochushihounifanlianburenren。
henhao，zheibizhang，zanmenmanmansuan！
woxunsuhuanshangjinyoudeyitaohaisuanganjingdeyifu，lanxialeyiliangchuzuche，zhibenshizhongxindeyulegongsidalou。xianzaiqingkuangruciweiji，weiyouzhuajinjihui，wocainengniuzhuanqiankun。
daoledifanggangtuikaimen，woyiyanjiukandaoleqianshigenzijijiuchanbuqingdenanren——muchenghe。
tajiuzuozaibangongzhuohou，heisexizhuangchenchutingbajunlangdeshencai，yishuangshensuidemouzidingzhewo，zuijiaoyangqiyigeruoyouruowudelengxiao。
“yunshu，haojiubujian。”
我心中咯噔一下。
zheigenanren，woqianshidefeiwenqianren，nandaoyezhidaowoluopole，guyilaikanwodexiaohua？
yizhengangahou，wotingzhijibei，luchuzhiyexiaorong：“muzonghaojiubujian。”
muchenghetiaolexiamei，huranxiangwopaochuleyigelingwozhenjingdeyaoqing：“mingtiangongsiqixiazongyi《mingxingdatiaozhan》xuyaoyigegaoxiaodandang，baochouyiwankuai，jiema？”
我下意识地愣了愣。
zheigenanrendexinsi，woqianshijinshengdoumeimoqingguo。
dancike，renwudaojishiciyan，wozhiyoudiantou：“jie！”
muchenghekanzhewo，yanshenyiweishenzhang：“henhao，buguoyunshu，zheicikebierangwoshiwang。”
我心跳骤然加速。
muchenghe，zanmendezhang，kanlaiyedezhongxinsuansuanle……