第四章:我喜欢跟她睡觉!

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kelinxiaoquezhidao,linxinyigenbenbushibaoyangdexiaohai,tajiushilinhaishenggenxiaosanshengdesishengzi!

jiuzaizheishi,dishangtangzhedelishazihuran“aiyou”yisheng,xingle。

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yulaotaiganjinpaoguoqu,zhizhelishaziwen:“nishuo,nidaodigensheitangyigebeiwole?”

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xiaoxiaolaideshihou,taqueshigenlishazigongchuyishi。

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“linxinyishiwolaopo!woxihuangentashuijue!”

众人:???

dajiahaimeifanyingguolai,lishaziyouhouleyisheng:“yulaotaipoyeshiwolaopo!tashuoyaojiwochikudang!”

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怎么会这样?

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gangkumeijisheng,menkouhuranshanjinyidaorenying。

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“nizheigejianren,jingganbeizhewoqugenyigeshazishui,kanwobudasini!”

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“nimasheishijianrenni?niwenwenqingchu,daodishisheitouren!”

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可林海生来晚了!

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ranhouyouzhizhechenying:“nijiwochulai!”

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“die,nixianbiejizheku,tingtingdaodifashengleshashi,xingxubushinixiangdeneiyangni?”

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zanengbajianzhuochengzheiyangni?chenyingmeishi,tamahenverquezuodishangku?

“haishenga,nikuailaijimazuozhua,zheigejianrenbuguanggenrentouqing,haifanguolaiwumienimawogen……wokemeilianhuolou!wohaiburuqusi!”

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“胡说!”