第1章不能娶她
qingchen，donghaishijuminqujiuchuanchuxiqingdelequsheng。
yitiaoxiaoxiangdejintou，menkouyigeqiqiugongmen，hengfuxiezhe：zhujiangyixiansheng、tanglinanvshi！bainianhaohe！
“hua！”yipenxicaishuibeipolechulai，rangwaimiandetulugengjianining。
xinhuncheduimashangjiuyaolaidao，qianmiandeyiliangbentengchelizuozheyiduixinren。
后面一水的出租车。
xinniangchenzhelian，“bierenjiehun，touchezuiqimayeshigebenchi，wozuodeshishenme？zaikankanhoumiangenzhede，wozheishijiajilegeqigaima？”
tanglinashuowanjiunudengzhejiangyi，wangchangzhiyaotayishengqi，jiangyijiuhedegenshenmeside，lijijiunengjitaguixia。
keshijintian，jiangyishouzhuzhexiaba，zuishanghaidaizhewanweidexiaorong。
“wogennishuohuanitingjianmeiyou？”
jiangyidezishimeibian，lianshangdexiaogengjiacanlan。
“shengshengliqi，yihuierhaidekannimabiaoyan。”
“你说什么？”
chezizheishizhenghaozaijiekoutingxia，limiantaizhai，zhinengtingzaizheili。
xinniangyaoxinlangkaimenyingxialai，yigefurenquedangzhulexinniangdechemen。
“zheishishenmepodifang？wonverbuxiachele。”
tangmushichezhebozihande，xiaoyuanerderendoubeijingdongle。
jiangyibaoqishuangbei，jiuneimeyizheyipangdeqiangbikanzhe。haizhengencengjingyimoyiyang，ganxieshangcangrangzijizhongxinlaiguo。
“aiyaqinjia！zheishizenmele？”
jiangmuyibianyongweiquncashou，yibianxiaopaozhechulai。
“zenmele？nimenzhaodedoushishenmeche？sheijiajiehunyongchuzuche？worenzheranglinashangchejiubucuole，nizaikankanzheilu，hongtanni？”
jiangmuyizhenjinzhang，“neigejianglin！kuaibajialidetanzinalai。”
“dengdeng！”jiangyiyibazhuaizhuzijidemeimei。
“ayi！youshenmehuaniyikouqishuowan，fanzhengtanzinalainiyebuhuirangniguinvxiachede。”
tangmuyoupiankedelengshen，jiangyizenmezhidaode？
jiangmuheleyitiao，jiangyixianglainuoruo，jintianshizenmele？haipianpianxuanzaizheijieguyaneryingqileyiba。
“nizenmegenniyuemushuohuade？”
“nierzimeijiaocuo，zheibushihaimeijinmenma？wojialinazaidaxueneidoushixiaohua，nengjianierzizheimegewonangfei，neishinijiazufenmaoleqingyan。nimenhaibuzhenxi，wohouhuile，shibawancailitaishao，woyaozaijiabawan，buranwoguinvjiubuxiache。”
“ma！”jiangmuwenyanyizhenxuanyun，duokuijiangyixianyibubatafuzhu。
sizhoubujinyilunqilai，jiusuanshitangjiadeqinqiyeyouxiekanbuguoqu。
“qinjia！niyezhidaowojiadeqingkuang，shizaishinabuchua！yaobuwojinidaqiantiao，nixianranghaizimenbahunjiele。”
“xiuxiang！shaoyifenzheihunyebiexiangjie。”
“ma！zheihunwobujiele，nirangtabatanglinadaizou。”
“pa！”jiangmuzhijieyigeerguang，zhangzheimeda，jiangmuhaishidiyiciduijiangyidongshou，benxiangmatajiju，kejiangmugengyandishuobuchuhualai。
jiangyibudanbujieyi，haiyiliandexingfu。
yinweiqianyishi，jiangyijiehunbujiujiangmujiubeichachuaizheng，shoushufeiyaoershiduowan。
jiangyiqutangjiaguileyigeduoxiaoshi，tangjiayigezierdoumeina。
jiehunshi，qinqipengyoudoujiebianle，tagenbencoubudaoshoushufei，yanzhengzhengkanzhezijidemuqinsashourenhuan。
zheiyishi，jiangyiwulunruhedoubuhuizairangzheishifasheng。
“ma！meimeikaoshangdaxuele，tongzhishujiuyazaiyijuxiamian。weilecouqianjiwojiehun，taliandaxuedoudasuanbushangle。”
jianglinshenziyizhan，ganjuedaomuqintoulaidemuguang，dixiatouliuxialerelei。
“weilegege，woningyuanbushangxue。”
“neiyebuxing，quleta，wojiushihuowangba！”
nandaoxinniangzigenbierenyouran？
sizhouderenbujinkanxiangcheli。
tangmuyizhenxinxu，tanglinazhongyuchulaile。
“nihushuoshenme？woshigezhubo，zaizhibojiangenfensikaikaiwanxiao，xiaolianxiangyingzheidouzhengchang。shinizijixinyanxiao，jiunizheizhongnanren，huogaiqubudaolaopo。ma！womenzou，jiushijiwobashiwan，zheihunwoyebujiele。”
dajiadouluchulerandeshense，zaikanjiangyideyanshenzhonghaiyouxiebiyi。
tanglinalaqiqunbaijiuyaozou，jiangyijibujiuguoqulanzhuleta。
“shiwoxiaoxinyanerma？womenrenshicaiyigeyue，lianzuierdoumeiqinguo，nineilianggeyuedehaizishinalaide？”
“啊？”
“额......”
四周一片哗然。
“你胡说！”
“wohushuo？nigangenwoquyiyuanma？”
tanglinadengzhejiangyibantianshuobuchuhua，tangmumanliantonghong，yemeilezhuyi。
“zhuliangweixinrenbainianhaohe，zaoshengguizi！”
hentuwudeyisheng，yigexizhuangbitingdexiaohuozilaoyuanbianhandao。
jiangyikandaolairenhenbudexianzaijiushangquyaosita。
chenhaoyu！jiangyidetongchuang，zaiyiyuanhaishijiangyideshangsi，yeshitabatanglinajieshaojijiangyide。
qianshidelaoyuzhizai，zhuduomonanyedoushibaitasuoci。
zhidaolaidaojinqian，chenhaoyucaikanchuqifenyouxiebudui。
“zheishizenmele？doudaojiamenkoule，zenmehaibubaitiandi？wohaidengzhenaodongfangni！”
“shichenzhurena！neige......xiandaolimianzuo。”buguanzheihunnengbunengjiecheng，jiangmujuedekebunengdaimanlechenhaoyu。
jiangyizhisuoyinengdangshangzhuyuanyishi，quanshichenhaoyutibade。
qinqipengyounengnachuqianlaibangmang，yeshiyinweijiangyidegongzuoyouqiantu。
“chenzhuren！naonixiaomadedongfang，zheibuhaoba？”
小妈？
dajiahaiyiweitingcuole，keshikanchenhaoyuhetanglinadebiaoqing......
“jiangyinifengla！zenmegenchenzhurenshuohuade？”jiangmuxiaopaozheguolai，lazhejiangyijiuwangwulizhuai。
“ma！nirangwobahuashuowan。”
“shuoshenmeshuo？chenzhurenkeshizanmenjiadeguiren，nikebunengwangenfuyi。”
“ma！tanglinahuaidejiushichenhaoyutadiedehaizi。tatibawoyeshiweilerangwonengjiedaoqian，dangzheigeyuandatou。”
“qunide！”chenhaoyuyijiaobajiangyichuaidao，“nitemeshifengle，ganwumiewoba？”
“haiyiweilaozihaoqifu？”
jiangyipaqilaijiupuleshangqu，genchenhaoyuniudazaiyiqi。
“ge！biedale，dajiakuaiguolaibangmang！”
liangrenbeilakai，lianshangyedougualecai。
chenhaoyuzhizhejiangyijiuhoudao：“nigandawo？yihoubuyongquyiyuanshangbanle，nibeikaichule。”
gongzuoyaodiule？jiangjiadeqinqibujindouxianghukankan。
tamenniudadeshihou，tangmuhetanglinaxianpaole。tangjiadeqinqiyegenzhebujianlezongying。
chenhaoyuzouhou，zheilijiushengxiajiangjiaren。
“jiangyinizenmeneimebulengjingni？xianzaigongzuomeile，xifuyepaole。wobuguan！nibawoneiyiwankuaihaiwo！”
youdiyigekaikoude，jiuyoudierge。
zuihoujihusuoyoujieqiandeqinqidoukaikouyaoqian，shengpajiangyimeilegongzuoyouyaobuhuicaili。
kanzheqinqimendezuilian，jiangyiyizhenlengxiao。
dangchutafuqinzaishi，jiejitamenqianlianqiantiaodoubuda。
fuqinchehuocansi，tamengancuijiubutiqianqiandeshi。
dengzijizuohui“jiangyidao”，zheixierenyigedoubiexiangzhandaoguang。
“hao！nimenzaizheilidengzhe。jianglin！gengeququqian。”
jiangyiqishangzixingche，daizhejianglinjiulaidaoyijiacaipiaozhan。
daozheiliquqian？jianglinxiachezhijiemolemojiangyideetou：“ge！nibushizhenfengleba？”