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wozaigongyuzhulejiangjinbangeduoyue。
gandaoshentihuifuchabuduolebianxianglikai，shenxingbuduoliuwo：“nixiangqingchule？”
我点头：“嗯。”
“niyaodexieyishuwofajinile，youshizhijiejiwodadianhua。”
wolikaigongyu，huidaozhoujia。
wobenshenjiushou，huaiyunyishibuzenmexianhuaide，suoyiwopopoyemeiyouchajuehaizimeile。
tajianwohuilai，coushanglaidao：“shengsheng，niqunalilvyoule，jiwomailiwulema？”
“没有。”
tayoudianshiwang：“niyiqianchumendouhuijiwomailiwude，zheicizenmewangle。”
我：“不想买。”
taeleyisheng，meiyoutaizaiyi，zhuanerdao：“shengsheng，mamazuijinshoutouyoudianjin，ninengbunengjiemamadianqian？”
我婆婆是个扶弟魔。
tabuganwenzhouzheshenshouyaoqian，ziwojiajizhouzheyihou，bianshenshouwenwoyaoqian。
wokailegeshejishi，qianzhengdebuduo，zugouzijishenghuo。
wopopozonghuiyonggezhongliyouzhaowojieqian，meiqimingrishiqukanbing，qishidounaqubutietaneigedidile。
wokanxiangwopopo：“liyou？”
tazhengleyixia，ranhouxunsudao：“wozuijintuiyoudianteng，wokanzhongleyikuan**yi，jiushiyoudiangui，yaoyiwankuai，shengsheng，mashangjiudaomuqinjiele，nijiudangmuqinjiesongjimamadeliwuhaobuhao？”
tayikouyigemamashuodeqinqie，erwoquegandaowubicier。
yinwonianshaosangmu，suoyijiadaozhoujiayihou，wobianjiangpopodangchengqinshengmuqinyiyangduidai。
taqueshigebuzhizude，yonggezhongliyoulaixiwodexue。
woqingngyisheng，jitayizhangxinyongka：“buxiane，suibiannaquhua，mimasangeliusangeba，youduoshaohuaduoshao，zheibumashangmuqinjiele，ninbaxiangmaidedoumaile。”
wopopokandaowodilaideyinxingka，liandouxiaowaile，“shengshengzhenshigedongshidehaoxifu，mameibaitengni，nixiangchishenme，maqujinizuo。”
“jiujiwodungezhutiba。”
zheiyigezhutidunlehenjiu。
zhouzheshuowanshangyaojiaban，wolinzhezhutiquzhaota。
tagangbeigongsitiweifuzong，jibiehengao。
erqietazhangdehentaoxiaoguniangxihuan，taneiqingrenbianshitagongsilideyigeqiantai，ershiersui，jiaowentian，renzhangdeyefeichangtian。
liangrenzheihuierhaichuyuaimeiqi，buganmingmuzhangdan，zhizhiwodengwoshengwanbaobao，haizibeijianchachuzibizheng，taliangcaizhenzhengniwaidaoyikuaier。
wolaideqiao，linzhezhutichuxiandeshihou，wentianzhenghezhouzheyongtongyigeshaozixiangyongtongyiwanhaixianzhou。
wentianlvxianfaxianlewo：“shengjie——”
zhouzhehedeshoulideshaozizhijiediaoluozaidi，tataiqitoulaikanzhewo：“shengsheng，nizenmelaile？”
“laijinisongfan，nibushizuixihuanchimadundezhutima？”wojiangshoulidebaowenfanhefangdaotabangongzhuoshang，saoleyiyantamianqiandehaixianzhou：“wolaidepashibuqiao，zheihaixianzhouniyinggaichibaoleba？”
“meichibao。”zhouzhemangnaguobaowenfanhe，ranhoujiwentianshilegeyanse。
温甜识趣离开。
bangongshilizhishengxiawohezhouzheliangren。
tajianghaixianzhouyigunaoquandaojinlajitongli：“haimaidiandezhounayoumadundezhutihaochi，genghekuangshiniqinshoujiwosongguolaide。”
taxiaoxinyiyidefuzhewozaitadebangongzhuoqianzuoxia，bingjiangdao：“nixianzaihaihuaizheyun，guaiguaidaizaijiajiucheng，bieluanpao，wanyileizhele，shangdaoduzilidebaobao，wojiushiqianguzuiren，mahuibawoshalede。”
tazuoleyigemobozidongzuo。
我沉默。
kanzhouzhecikejiuxiangyigexiaochou。
tabeiwokandehunshenbuzizai，“laopo，nizheimekan**shenme？”
woduizhouzhedao：“zhouzhe，womenjiehundeshihou，nishibushichengnuowoyaoyibeiziduiwohao，yongyuanbuhuibeipanwo。”
zhouzhegangadekeleyisheng，“shi。”
“neiwomenqiangexieyiba？”