第2章 废材赘婿

zuowanlesuoyoujiancha,doumeiyoujianchachushenmemaobing,suiranqinyuyehenqiguai,dannaosiwanghouyouturanxinglaidebingliyebushimeiyou,suoyijiumeiyoushenjiu。

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“wohaiyaoshangban,nijiranmeishile,jiuzijihuiquba。”

shuowan,qinyuyoucongdayikoudailitaochuyizhang50yuanzhibirengdaobingchuangshang。

“nimaidiancai,wanshangzuohaodengbamaxiaban。wojinwanyaokaihui,buyongdengwo。”qinyuyoulengshengdao。

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tazaixiangyaobuyaozhijielikai。

fangmiaoqianshengshigeguer,congxiaozaigueryuanzhangda,zaojiunenggoudulishenghuo。

dan,xianzaidetaduizijifushendezheige‘fangmiao’yiwusuozhi,ruguoturanjiuxiaoshi,kendinghuirelaiyiduimafan。

zhinengjixubanyanzheigemeiyongdezhuixu,zaisixiayanjiuqingzhudaorendechuanchengle。

xiangdaozhei,fangmiaoqingtanyikouqi。

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fangmiaojiantayaozou,zhengyaohanzhutawentajiazaina,jiujianyigexiaohushijicongcongdichulaizaimenkouduizheqinyuhandao:

“qinyisheng,yougeyaojizhendenanhai,mashangjiudao。”

qinyuduizijidegongzuohenrenzhen,tingdaozheihua,limaxiangdiantipaoqu。

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heiqikuaisudizaihaiziquanshenyoudong,xiandewubikangfen。

“buhao!”fangmiaoxinliyijing,yixianchuanchengrangtayiyanjiukanchuneixiaohaibushiputongdebingzheng!

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“yisheng,woerzituranfashaohunmibuxing!kuaijiujiuwohaizi!”gangcaipaojinmendenanrenkandaomenkouyijingzhanlejigeyisheng,lianmangaihaoqilai。

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“yinggaishijixingfare,buyongdanxin,jiaojiwo。”qinyuanweileyiju,youzhufushenpangdehushizhunbeixuyaodeyaopinhou,baozhehaizizhuanshenxiaopaoxiangzoulangshenchu。

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“yo,zheibushiqinyishengneigeruzhuidelaogongma!baiwenburujianmianya!”nanyishengyangzhetou,qingmiedikanzhefangmiao。

fangmiaotaiyankanxiangnanren,xinxiangzheinanyishengnandaohefangmiaoyoushenmeguojie?youkandaonanrendexiongpai,xiezhetademingzi:dongwen。

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benlaijianfangmiaochengzhiwuren,yiweizijidejihuilaile,meixiangdaofangmiaojuranxingle!tadangranyaojiejieqi。

“yixueqijia,naosiwangqitiandounengsuxing,dajiadoushuoniyiqianshigeshazi,xianzaikanlai,nijianzhijiushichaoren!nibeichezhuangleyihou,yebianyileba?

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“tajiushiqinyishengzhangfua,tingshuoshigeruozhi!”

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“wokana,qinyishengkendingshinvtong,guyizhaotazuodangjianpaide!”

“zheizhongnanrenhaiburusilesuanle,huozheyoushenmeyong!”

“……”

fangmiaoshenbian,dunshixiangqiqizuibashedechaoxiaosheng,meiyijuhuadouqingxidezuanrutadeerzhong。

danfangmiaosihaobuzaihuzheixiejixiao,bijing,zheixierenxiaodeshiyuanlaidefangmiao。

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zheishi,yigelaohushiduanzheyigezhuangmanyaopindetuopanzoudaoledongwenmianqian,jiangtuopandijita:

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dongwendeyiyixiao,yebuzaidalifangmiao,jieguoyaopinkuaisuzouxiangzhenshi。

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“yisheng,wohaizizenmeyangle?”nanhaifuqinkandaoqinyudebiaoqing,xinliyizhenbuan,zaiyipangjiqiewendao。

“bingduyinqidegaoshao,woxianjitadayizhen。”

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haiziyezaizheishiqingqingkesoulejisheng,zhibuguohaimeixinglai。

haizifuqinjianzhuang,luchulexiaolian,duiqinyushuqidamuzhi:

“taiganxienile,miaoshouhuichun,shenyia!”

“zheishiwomenyinggaizuode。”qinyuweiweisonglekouqi,jixingfaretayejianguohenduoci,danxiangchuangshangzheinanhaiyiyangshaodaohunmide,tahaizhenmeijianguo,gangcaitayepadazhenhoubunengtuishao。

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