（zhuyi：wenzhongrenwujunnianman18sui，jiqiyishang。）
帅哥美女签到处～
qingbanaohualiuxia，jiejiejie～
“nishishuo，wochuanshule，chuandaoyibenjiao《jiashaoyezhongshenghougagaluansha》dexiaoshuoli？erni，shihewobangdingdechiguaxitong，jiao【guagua】？”
“是的，宿主。”
“oh,mygod！”luchiyangtiantongku。
“zuoweishibaxianliuliangxiaomingxing，wotemehaoburongyihuodeshanglianzong，henvshenmianduimianyuehui，liuliangjiangyiyebaohuodejihui，jingranchuanshule？”
“nengbunengrangwohuiqu，ok?”
guagua：“suzhu，zaixianshishijieniyijingguadiaole，xianghuiqushibukenengdele，nizhinengzaizheigeshijiehaohaoshenghuo，dangranle，zhiyaoniyuanyi，zaizheigeshijieniyijiukeyizuonideliuliangxiaomingxing。”
陆池沉默了三秒。
momoshouhuibingbucunzaideyanlei。
“nei，wochuanyuechengleshei？buhuishizhongshengguilai，gagaluanshadejiashaoyeba？”
“bu，suzhu，nichuanchenglezhenshaoye！”
“a……zhenshaoye？”luchiyangtiankuangxiao，“gouxitongnimeipianwo？wozhendechuanchenglezhenshaoye？neiwohaidangshenmegoupimingxinga！zuohaomenshaoye，jichengwanguanjiachan，tabuxiangma？”
xitongfue：“e……suzhu，nihaishixianlvlvjuqing，zaizuomeimengyebuchi。”
……
“laogong，zanmendeerzijiuzhuzaizheizhongdifangma？wuwuwu，erzitahaokeliana，zheishizaodeshenmenieyo……”
jingshi，xijiaopinminkuyichupolandexiangzili。
haomenguifupanfengzailianggebaobiaodechanfuxia，pingshiyouyadenvren，cishizhengwuzhebizi，gaoyijiaodiyijiaodicaizaihuichenpupuyouaotubupingdeqingshilushang。
balishijiadingzhideheiseyuwengaogenxiemotuolepi，toushangdefajiyeyouxiewaixiele。
luyuanqinghuanshiyiyanpolandesizhou，xinlidehuoqiyeshiyizhenbiyizhenwang。
“gaisidelichunhua！yaobushita，zanmendeerzizenmehuishouzheizhongzui！”
lichunhua，18nianqianlujiadebaomu。
yinshourentiaosuo，jiangguzhuluyuanqingjiasangeyuedadeerzi，yejiushixianzaideluchi，yidayufangzhendemingyibaolechuqu，rengzaiyichupianpidedifang。
xinghaoluchimingbugaijue，beibunengshengyudeshihuangfufujiandao，daihuijiadangqinerziyang。
qiaohedeshi，shihuangnanrenyexinglu，zheixienianfufuliangningyuanzijilengzheezhe，yeyaojiluchimaichimaichuan。
suoyiluchi18suidenianji，zhangdeyougaoyoushuai，baibaijingjing，wanquanbuxiangshihuangjiatingyangchulaidehaizi。
kexiyangfumuzailuchishiliusuineinian，yinyichangyiwaidechehuolikai。
yaobushiluyuanqingfufuzhaolai，zheimangmangrenshijiankongpazhinengshiluchiyuyuduxing。
……
“haizi，womenshinideqinshengfumu，18nianqiannibeibaomunongdiu，womenzhaonizhaodehaokua！”
“shiashia，haiziwoshiniba！wuwuwu！”
“woshinima！wuwuwu！wokeliandeerzia！”
……
huayifenzhongpaomaguanhuajieshoulejuqingdeluchi，cishizhengbeimianqianyongronghuaguidezhongnianfufujinjinbaozhe。
liangrenkudeyibabitiyibalei，haobuqican。
ruguoshibuzhidaojuqingzhiqian，luchiyidinghuibeifufulianggandongdexilihuala。
shangbeizifendouleershinian，haizhishigemeichuxideshibaxianxiaohuka，rujinchenglehaomenzhenshaoye。
wanguanjiacaishoudaoqinlai，gesheibudefangbianpaoqingzhuqingzhu？
可陆池他不能啊！
anzhaojuqing，luchizhiyaoyihuidaolujia，jiuhuibeizhongshenghuilaidejiashaoyelujiyangminglianligezhongzhendui，gezhongshibanzi。
yaobuleduojiu，luchijiuhuichechedidichengweirenxiangouyandejiahuo，shenshangbeitielewushubiaoqian。
shenme【dugui】a，【xiaotou】a，【pianzi】a，gaodanvshengduzide【**】a。
haiyou【xiangbalao】，jiyujiachande【xinjibiao】，guanhui**de【kelianchong】a！
……zongzhi，lujiarenhenbudejitacongtoudaojiaoquanshendoutiemanbiaoqian。
tiebiaoqiandouhaisuanbushangshenme，zuicandeshihuidaolujiabudaoyinian，yinweijiashaoyelujiyangxianhai，tabeiluyuanqingbaodaleyidun，faguizaiyuanzili。
qiahaoneiwanxiabaoyu，tafaqigaoshaolai，lujiarenshuotashizhuangde，meirenguanta。
hunhunyushuizhong，tabeilujiyangpianqunongsi，weizhuangchengshangdiaozisha。
……
yixiangdaozheixie，luchidexinlijiubaliangbaliangde。
“shenmegoupihaomen，shenmezhenjiashaoye，xiaoyewoduzishuaiqibuxingma，feidequdangshenmegoupishaoye？！”
momodijiangyanqianfangshengkuqidelianglaotuikai，luchishanshanxiaodao：“zheiweishu、zheiweiyi，woxiangnimenshirencuorenle。”
shuozheihuadeshihou，luchidexinkoumomingqimiaotengleyidaxia。
“si……”nandaozheishiyuanzhuxinyoubugan？
zijichuanshujinlai，shulideyuanzhuziranshigadiaolede，buranzijizenmechuanjinlai？
yaoshuozheiyuanzhuyetingdaomei，zhisuoyigadiao，shiyinweidezhizijiqinshengfumuyaozhaolai，zijibuzaishiyigerenhuozhe。
qingxujidongzhixia，cusile。
panfengjieguobaobiaodiguolaidezhijin，beishangeryouyouyadikaileyixiayanlei。
congsuishenxiedaidexiangmaierbaobaolinachuyitaqinzijiandingshu，meiyifendouqingqingchuchudixianshi：luchishitaerzi！qinde！
“chier，mamazhidaozheimeduoniannizaiwaimianshoukule，jintianmamahenibabajiushilaijienihuijiaquxiangfude，yihounibuhuizaidianpeiliulile。”
陆池摇头。
【xiangfu？pashiqushouzuideba！jiashaoyelujiyangzaijialishouzheni，neiedude**jiuxiangyitiaodushe，henbudewoyihuiqujiuchiworou，xiwoxueni？haixiangfu！maoxian！】
【dui，suzhu，niyihuiqu，lujiyangjiuhuiguyijinishibanzi，rangdajiayaneni。】
【neiwobuhuiqule，woningyuanjixuzhuzaipinminku……ai，jiushizheipinminkuyetaichoule！σ_(꒪ཀ꒪」∠)ou，woyeshoubule！】
luyuanqingyilianjingyadikanxiangsizhou。
谁在说话？
潘凤也觉得奇怪。
ganggangmingmingmeirenshuohuaa，zenmehaoxiangtingdaoleshuohuadeshengyin。
nandaozijiduierzisinianchengji，huantingle？
“叔、姨，我……”
luyuanqingnule：“nizheihaizi，womenshinidebama，zenmenengjiaoshu、yini？yaojiaoba、ma！”
luchiwunaixiaodao：“ba、ma，wobuxianghuiqu，woxiguanleyigerendeshenghuo，nimenyaoshizaijuedeyuxinburen，yaobunimenjiwodianqian，rangwozaiwaimianshenghuoba！nimenfangxin，woyoushijianhuihuiqukannimende。”
yijuhuahaimeishuowan，xinkouyoujulieditongleqilai。
bigangcaitongdeyanzhongduole。
luchiwuzhuxinkou：“si，tongsiwole！”
yuanshenzheiyuannianyetaiqiangle，nandaotaxianghuiqu？
haoba，**hui，buranmeibeijiashaoyehaisi，daoxiantongsile！
panfengyibabaozhuluchi，kuqideshentidouzaizhandou。
“shahaizi，nizaishuoshenmehuani，bamajiranzhaodaonile，youzenmehaihuirenxinrangniliuluozaiwai？tinghua，genbamahuiqu，jialidewugejiejiehedidi，tamendouhenqidainini！”
陆池无奈叹息。
【shia，wugepianxinjiejiezaidengzhewohuiqu，yaojiwogexiamaweini，haorangtamendehaodidilujiyanggaoxing！】
luyuanqinglenglengdikanxiangpanfeng，ganghaopanfengyekanlehuilai。
liangrenzaiyicitingdaoleshengyin，shiluchishuohuadeshengyin。
keluchidezuibamingmingmeidonga。
nandao，gangcaineishitadexinsheng？
fuqiliangyaowanfenzhenjingdizaicikanxiangbici。
jiuzaizheigeshihou，pilipaladejiaobushengxiangqi。
yishengzhentiandongdidedahoushengcongxiangzilichuanlai。
zaichangderenquanbujingdemudengkoudai。