第5章
“bijing，shiwangyezaodenie。”
唰！
qinzhanganzhengzhierduoshunjianquanhongle。
tapadeyixiabaneiyaogaowangzhuomianshangyifang，“shaodecunjinchi！benwangbuxihuantaixiaozhang，padaobenwangtoushangdenvren！”
hualuo，qinzhanganlengzheyizhanglianchulefangjian，haifanshouguanshanglemen。
benjiupobaidedamenbeitarucidaliqideguanshang，menzhandongleliangxia，luoleliangcenghui，zuizhonghaishimeiyousuilie，kangzhule。
yujiaojiaokanleyiyanyaogao，pielepiezuijiao。
“谁要你喜欢了？”
tazhixuyaoyikenenggoukaodezhudedashu。
qingeryijujiunengjiangtacongnanansilaochuqudequanli。
yujiaojiaolianshangdexiaoyizhujianxiaoshi。
xiangbi，cikexiaoxiyinggaiyijingchuandaochengxiangfule。
tadehaofuqin，haoniangqin，haomeimei，buzhidaonimenzhidaoxiaoxizhihou，huishishenmebiaoqingni？
takanleyiyanzhuomianshangdeyaogao，suihounaqilaiqudaoleliwudechuangshang。
chengxiangfucaishitazhenzhengdezhanchang，tabixuyaobaozhengzijiyouzugoudejingliduifutamen。
yijibucheng，tamenhaihuichulingwaiyiji。
meiyongdelebangeshichen，yizhuxiangdeshijianbudao，yujiaojiaojiushoushileyigexiaoxiaodebaoguo，xiaodao，qinzhanganzhoulemeitou。
“nijiuzheimediandongxi？”
yujiaojiaotiaomei，“ng。”
doushiyixiepolanyifu，tarihouhuilechengxiangfu，bidingyongbudao。
qinzhanganbeidemacheneijiaoyigehaohua，bapidamaladehaohuashuangrenzuojia，buzhidaoderenhaiyiweitajiedeshihuanghouniangniang。
yujiaojiaojiuzaizhenggenanansiderenmianqianshangleneiliangmache，zaizhongrenmushizhonglikailezheige，suoyourendouyitayibeizitabuchuqudedifang。
tongguochuanghuwangzheshenhouzhujianlakaidejingse，yujiaojiaoyanshenyipiankongdong，yandishenchuquefanzheliuguang。
qianshi，tabeihuileqingbai，xiesangdanfangmianhetatuilehun，tuihundeneiyiri，tabeijiehuilechengxiangfu，tuihaierrendingqingxinwu，qianletuihunshu。
yejiushineiyiri，yuchengfengouranfaxiantadexianxuenenggouyizhiqinzhangandegudu，bianjiangtaliuzailexiangfu。
tamenxiangwangchangyibanduitahao，haoxiangzheisannianshoudekuxishubucunzaiyiban，houlai，yuchengfengjitazhaoleyimenhunshi，sanhuangzixiemin。
taneigeshihoushenzhihaiyiweiyuchengfengshizhendeweitahao，bijing，tachushendiwei，youbeihuileqingbai，nalihainenggaopanhuangshi？
keyuanlai，xiemincaishiqinshouzhongdeqinshou。
xiangdaozijilinsiqian，yujingyuedazheduzilouzhexiemindeyangzi，yujiaojiaodezuijiaojiumanguoyidaoedudexiao。
谢旻有病。
神经病！
yujiaojiaoyiweizijizhaodaoleliangren，keqishi，xieminjiushigebiantai！yigexihuanbarenbaguangleyifu，nabianzichourendebiantai！
wangrideyimuyimuyongxianzainaohaili，yujiaojiaodeshoubuzijuedewojinlepazi，zhoushendeqixiyeyuefadeyinyi。
qinzhangantaimoukanleyiyanyujiaojiao，huanhuanbishangleyanjing。
lianggeshichenzhihou，machejinruleziyuecheng，fanhuadeziyuechengrenshengdingfei，gezhongjiaomaishengbujueyuer，hepianpichaoshinanansixingchenglexianmingdeduibi。
chengxiangfumenwai，yujingyueneishuangningqilaidemeitoujiumeisongkaiguo。
yujingyueyikexinlveyoubuan，“niang，ninbushishuo......”
yipangdeyeshilianseyeyouxiebutaihaokan，qingqingdepaileyixiayujingyuedeshou，“nijiejiemashangjiuyaohuilaile，banidebiaoqingshouyishou。”
yujingyuebuganxindeditou。
凭什么？
neige**daodishizenmegoudashangqinwangdianxiade？
tazainanansidamenbuchu，ermenbumai，jurannenggouneimeqiaohedezhaodaobixiayaojitaihouniangniangxundezhangmingcao？！
macheyuanyuandecongzhanganjieshiguo，yujiaojiaotouguofeiqideweimankandaolechengxiangfumenkouzhanzhederenying。
qinzhangancongzijihuaizhongnachuyikuailingpaijileyujiaojiao，“zheikuailingpaidaibiaobenwang，ruoniyoushenmexuyao，keyimingrennazheikuailingpaiquqinwangfu，huiyourenlaibangni。”
yujiaojiaobingmeiyoutongtakeqi，jieguolelingpai，“duoxiewangye。”
qinzhanganmianselengchen，sihushenmeshiqingdoubunenglingtatiqixingqu，“niyaoruhezhiliao？”
yujiaojiaowailewaitou，“wangyeyoubushufule？”
buyinggaia，zuowancaizuoguoneizhongshiqing，qinzhangantineidehudieguzhishaohuixiaotingliangri。
qinzhanganmubuxieshi，kandouweicengkanyujiaojiaoyiyan，“kanlai，benwangjinilianle？”
yujiaojiaoxinkouyijin，lianmangditou，“wangyefangxin，wangyetineidehudieguzuijinjiridoubuhuinaoteng，sanrizhihou，wohuixiangbanfachufu，weiwangyeshizhen。”
“吁。”
“wangye，womendaole。”
yujiaojiaohuayingangluo，machejiutingzailexiangfumenkou。
yujiaojiaochunjiaogouqileyidaoxiao，“yilushangmafanwangyezhaogule，zaijian。”
hualuo，yujiaojiaohaobuyouyudexiankaichelianxialemache。
cheshang，qinzhanganyiziweishuo，yanshenmileyoumi，zuizhongzhibiechuleqigezier。
“buzhihaodaidenvren。”
“半月，回府。”
xiangfumenkou，yuchengfengtuozhexiaozoudaomachepangbian，gangkaikou，“laochenjianguoqinwangdianxia，duoxiewangyehusongxiaonvhuifu，fushangyijingbeihaolechashui，wangye......”
“驾！”
yuchengfenghuadouhaimeishuowan，machejiucongtashenbianchonglechuqu，matijianqidehuichenluoleyuchengfengyilian。
benlaixiangpaimapi，jieguochileyilianhui，yujiaojiaorenbuzhuditoubiexiao。
bukuishiqinzhangan，yirujiwangdejieaobuxun。
zaizhongrenmianqiandiulelian，yuchengfengdelianseyouxienankan，huiguotoujiukandaoleyusannianzhiqiandajingxiangtingdeyujiaojiao。
tachuanzheyishenxidefabaidezhangqunzhanzaimenwai，neizhangjiaoqiaodexiaolianerbizhesannianzhiqiangengjiachengshule，sihuhaiduoleyixiebiede。
yujingyueshangqian，yibazhuazhuleyujiaojiaodeshou，“jiejie，nikesuanshihuilaile，haihaobixiakaien，zheixieniannishoukule，danxinsijingyuele。”
yujingyueshuole，yijingdaishanglekuqiang，yanquanyehongle。
yipangdeyeshitongyanghongleyankuang，lazhuleyujingyuedelingyizhishou，“huilaijiuhao，huilaijiuhao，kuai，kuaijinwu，rangweinianghaohaokankan。”
dingzhezheiyijiaziyanyuan，yujiaojiaochunjiaodexiaoyuefadelengdanle，tademuguanghuanhuanluozaiyujingyueshenpangzhanzhedetieshenyahuancuilingshenshang。
tabufayiyu，yibuyibudezoudaoleyahuanmianqian。
suijitaishou，yierguangzhongzhongdeshuaileguoqu！
啪！
cuilingbeitazheiyibazhangdade，henhendeshuaizailedishang，wuzhelianbuganhangsheng。
yujiaojiaozheiyitaoxingyunliushuidedongzuokandailezhongren。
yujingyueshidiyigefanyingguolaide，lianmangwanyaoqufucuiling，“jiejie，nizheishizuoshenme？！”
yujiaojiaotaimou，“sannianqian，tazaizhongqiuyanshang，shuoshiqinyankanjianwodasuiledefeiniangniangdeliulizhan，cidengwumie，bianshiyaotanaminglaipeidoubuguofen，zenme？wodatayibazhangbuxingma？”