第4章 奶奶大寿

“xiezhizhen,nihaodadedanzia!”

zhouhongyinggangxiache,tayibianzou,yibianduizhexiezhizhennumaqilai,“sheirangnizizuozhuzhangjiarenle?nixiangguowomendeganshouma?”

“nizhibuzhidao,womenyangnizheimeda,jiushixiwangwanniandeshihouyoujihuinengxiangfu。”

“danshiniquewanquantihuibudaowomenduinideqiwang,nitairangwoshiwangle。”

zhouhongyingzuihouchadianpaoxiaoqilai。

beimadexiezhizhen,lianshangyizhenqingyizhenbai。

meixiangdaopingshizhishiheqiquanzijijiajiqinshoudemuqin,jintianqueduitadamaleqilai。

“ma,nandaozhiyoujiajiqinshou,wocaihuiyouhaoriziguo?nimencainengzaiwanniandeshihouxiangfu?”

gubuleneimeduo,xiezhizhenzhijiefanbo,“danshinimenyoumeiyouxiangguowodeganshou?”

“nishenmeganshou?qinshouyoushenmebuhao?renjiajiadacaida,youshenmebunengmanzunide?”

zhouhongyingbuweisuodong,“zonghaoguojiajiyigebaoanba?”

“duile,nizhaodeneiweibaoanzainali?”

turantayouzhaodaolenumadeduixiang,“rangtaganjinzouren。”

zheishiqikunlunzhanzaiyipang,shuohuayebushi,bushuohuayebushi。

“nizenmehuizaiwojia?bieyiweinihewonverdengjile,jiukeyijinruwojiamen。”

zhouhongyinghaishifaxianleta,“xianzaiwominglingni,ganjinchuqu,zheilibuhuanyingni。”

zicongtachenglide“dongfangshendian”jiumeirenganyongminglingdekouyuduitashuohua。

jiusuanyourenganshuo,zuihoudouqujianyesule。

danshiyanqianmataderenqueshitadezhangmuniang,tafabuqihuo,gengbunengfahuo。

“ma,wodehunshi,nijiubiechashoule。”

xiezhizhenjianmuqinkaishizhenduiqikunlun,ganjinshangqian,“fanzhengwoyijingheqikunlundengjile,woshibuhuihetalihunde。”

“qikunlun?nijiaoqikunlunshiba?”

zhouhongyingjianxiezhizhenyiyiguxing,zhihaozhuantouduiqikunlunshuo,“wojiniyibaiwan,mashanghewonverlihun。”

“妈,我……”

“mashenmema?sheishinimale?”

budengqikunlunshuoxiaqu,zhouhongyingzhijiedinghui,“buguannidabudaying,zongzhizheishi,meiyoushangliangyudi。”

“bomu,nizenmejiujuedewobunengjixiezhizhenyigexingfudeshenghuo?”

qikunlunzhihaohuanlegechenghu,ranhoububeibukangdeshuo,“hainengrangnimendewanniantongyanghuihenanyi?”

“安逸个屁。”

zhouhongyingyueshuoyueqi,“jiuniyigezuobaoandenengjiwojiazhizhenxingfudeshenghuo?”

“nishibushibairizuomeng?niyouchema?niyoufangma?cunkuanduoshao?”

qikunlunmeitouyitiao,rushihuida:“wozaihaiwaiyoujizuodao,zichanbianbuquanshijie。cunkuanmeishuguo,yinggaiyoujiwanyimeijinba。”

“zhiyukaishenmeche,woyiqianhenshaokaiche。wodoushizuozhishengfeijide,youzhuanmendefeixingyuanbangwojiashi。”

zhenggedatingturanyaquewusheng,munvliangrendoudengdaleshuangyan,yilianzhenjingdekanzheqikunlun。

wumiaohou,zhouhongyingbaofachuyizhendaxiao。

“woshuozhizhen,zheijiushinizhiyiyaojiadenanren?”

“zhishengjidaibu,wanyizichan,mingbima?”

zhouhongyingwanquanbuxiangxinqikunlunshuodehua。

xiezhizhenyanzhongyeshimoguoyisishiwang。

meixiangdaoqikunlunjuranshiyigexihuanshuodahua,aichuiniudezidakuang。

zhiqianduitadeneiyisihaoganwanquanmeiyoule。

buguo,xiangdaotazhishiyonglaidangdangjianpaide,henkuaiyoushishiran。

zheigeshihou,menwaiyouzoujinlaiyizhongniannanzi,zhengshixiezhizhendefuqin,xiechangzai。

“haole,jintianshinainaijiushisuidashou,meibiyaogaodeneimeyayi。”

xiechangzaiyoudianweiweinuonuodeshuo,“fanzhengzheiliangtianshizhoumo,minzhengjuyebushangban。tamenlihundeshi,guoliangtianzaishuoba。”

“xiechangzai,wosuanshikantounile。”

zhouhongyingyoushizhenduizhexiechangzai,“nizaixiejiameidiandiweijiusuanle,danshiwomennverdezhongshendashi,niqueyiranmeiyoubandianzuowei。”

xiechangzaizheishiyeshibuhangyishengdezhanzaineili。

qikunlunkandaoxiechangzaidebiaoqing,yeshitongqingta,henxiangshangqushuoliangju。

danshi,xianzaideta,haoxianggengjiameiyoudiwei,xiangxianghaishisuanle。

shengdezuihouyoushibeizhangmuniangchoumayidun。

zuihou,dajiakankanshijian,haishixianquweitainainaizhushouweishou。

likaideshihou,zhouhongyinghailengyannuduileyixiaqikunlun。

yinweixiezhizhenfumuganghuidaojia,youxiedongxixuyaofangzhi。

suoyixiezhizhenchenzhezheigekongdang,ganjinheqikunlunxianqianwangxiejialaozhai。

shengdedaihuihemuqinyiqiguoqu,youyaobeiaima。

xiejiahaisuanshigedajiazu,lingwaijintianyeshiqinglebushaopengyou。

laozhaiyijingtingmanleche,suoyixiezhizhenbachezhihaotingzailelubian,ranhouliangrenzoujinxiejialaozhai。

tamenhaimeitajinxiejialaozhai,jiuyuanyuantingjianlaozhailichulaidehuanxiaosheng。

“aiyo,womenxiejiadexiaomeizhongyuchuxianle。”

zaimenkouyingkedexieqingfengjiandaotamen,jiuyinyangguaiqideshuo,“shibushizuowannimenzaifanyufuyude,cailaideneimechi?”

xiezhizhenhenxiangyibazhangdaguoqu。

jianguo**,danshimeijianguoruciqianzoude**。

“nideshouzhishibushihaole?”

qikunlunxiaoxixideshangqianzhilezhixieqingfengneibaozhazhedeshouzhi,“yaobuyaowozaijiniyidianjixing?”

benlaiyijingmeizenmetongdeshouzhi,beiqikunlunzheimeyishuo,xieqingfengyeshiganshoudaoyizhenjutongcongshouzhichuandaoxinzang。

fennudekanzheqikunlun,danshiquebuganyourenhedejudong。

bijingjintianhaishitainainaidashou,haiyouhenduokeqini,kebunengyinweizheikouqierhuaileqifen。

“nidengzhe,daoshiyouniganshou。”

jiranbunengdongshou,dongdongzuipizihaishikeyide。

kanzhegannubuganyandexieqingfeng,qikunlunzhiyouyaoleyaotou,zuolegeguilian,ranhousuizhexieqinglanjinrudayuan。

xiejiaderenjihuquanbuhuilaile,buguanzhixihaishipangxi,zongzhijiushiyidaduiren。

tongshihaiyouxiehexiejiaguanxihaodekerenyeguolaizhuhe。

xiezhizhendaizheqikunlunhetainainaidaguozhaohuhou,laidaoyichulengqingdejiaoluo。

xiezhizhenzhidaojintiantaheqikunlunzhudingshiyaobeigongjide,yezuohaodexinlizhunbei。

buguoyeshiqiguai,jiazuneixierenduitahaoxiangmeishenmedadefanying。

buguoxiangxiang,kenengxieqingfengfuzizanshimeibataheqikunlunjieguodeshishuochuqu。

huozhetamenzhengniangzaoyigegengdadeyinmou。

xiezhizhenrucixiangzhe,tongshihaiheqikunlunshuolesheng,rangtazhuyiyixiazijideyanxingjuzhi。

zheitainainaisuiransuishuyigao,danshijingshenhaisuanbucuo。

haihaotainainaiyijingbuguowenhaizimendeshi,henduoshidoushibuzhidaode。