第3章 上门女婿也敢有脾气

choubeizhuangxiuduiderenshouyoule,zhenzhengmafande,haishizhuangxiucailiao。

meiyouqidongzijin,cailiaozhinengkaoshe。

jiushiniandaimo,chanyexingshengchuqi,henduoxingdangmeishenmeguize。

haoduojingshangderen,yinweiyaobuhuisheqiankuanxiang,zuizhongqingjiadangchan!

meiyouxiemianzishangdeyingshili,haizhensheqianbudao!

苏家倒是有钱。

向他们开口?

zhipaqianyaobudao,haihuiziquqiru!

qinchenchuanzheshenmicaifuhuidaojia。

gangjinmen,mameiyingleshanglai:“chumenrenmogouyang,huilaideshihouxianggenongmingong,zhenshidiurendiudaojiale!”

“nongmingongzale?”qinchenhuileyiju:“meiyounongmingong,chengshizhinengzangluancha!”

“haigandingzui!”shangmennvxuganzaitamianqianshuoyinghua,mameinule,zhaixiatuoxiejiuyaowangtalianshangchou。

qinchenyibajituoxieduoguoqu:“bienaole,xingbu?”

tabatuoxiewangdishangyidiu,niutouhuiwoshiqule。

touyihuizainvxumianqianchibie,mameilenglehaobantianmeihuiguoshen。

dengtafanyingguolai,yi**zuozaidishang,paizhedatuihao:“tianshade!chiwomenjia、zhuwomenjia!xianzailianzhangmuniangdouganmaganda!chibaishidebaiyanlang!tianshadechusheng!zheirizimeifaguole!”

tingjianmameihao,suwanyiganjinpaochulai:“ma,zenmele?”

“qiaoqiaoneigefeiwu!”mameihaotaozhema:“yidianrenxingdoumeile!rangtagun!daishangtadedongxi,xianzaijiugun!”

fumameizaishafashangzuoxia,suwanyihuilewoshi。

qinchenzhengnazhebi,zaiyiluozhishanghuazheshenme。

“nibawomazenmele?”suwanyiwenta:“zhendongshoule?”

“zenmekeneng!”qinchentouyemeitai:“zhishiyaotaxiaotingdian!”

suwanyihenqingchumameishishenmeyangderen,yezhidaoqinchenyiqianshishenmeyangzi。

huanchengzhiqiandeqinchen,tuoxieaidaolianshang,yebuganfangyigepi!

他今天是怎么了?

jingganduizhangmuniangbiaoxianchuyingqideyimian!

buzhiweishenme,tajingyouxiexinwei。

huoxutazhendeyouguqile?

coudaoqinchenshenhou,suwanyikandaotahuadedongxi。

neishiyijianfangwudezhuangxiuxiaoguotu。

zhenggezhuangxiufenggejianyuedaqi,kanyiyanjiuxianglikebanjinquzhu!

“nihuade?”suwanyijianzhibuganxiangxinzijideyanjing。

jiehunliangnian,tacongmeijianguoqinchenzhanluzheixiecaihua!

qinchenjixuhuazhetadezhuangxiuxiaoguotu。

shangyishi,tajiushipingjiezheixiezhuandaolediyitongjin。

neigeshidaidezhuangxiuxiaoguo,yijingquyuchengshu。

xiangyaoyijuntuqi,bixuyouxinyi、youchuangyi!

shenchujiushiniandaimo,tasuibianhuazhangxiaoguotu,jiunengrangrenjingtanbuyi!

daizhezheixietu,zainongjizhanggongsijianjie,daochiyixiaziji,pibaogongsijiusuanzhengshichenglile!

hualejizhangtu,qinchendakaijuzifanzhao。

“nizaizhaoshenme?”suwanyiwenta。

“xizhuang。”qinchenhuidao:“zuiguideneitao!”

“ninayoushenmeguidexizhuang。”suwanyitanlekouqi:“zicongdaolewomenjia,yizhijiuneimejitaoyifu。jiehundexizhuang,haishiwotanggejiejinide。”

秦晨有点想笑。

tanaobumingbai,yiqiandeqinchenshizenmehuode。

mingguiyifumeiyou,meigeyueliangsanbaidelinghuaqian,tajingnengxiangtiaogouyiyang,beirenhulaihequsuiyixiuru!

neidebeiweidaoshenmejingjie?

chuaishangxiaoguotuhexiehaodezhuangxiugongsiwenan,qinchenqishenchumen。

“niyouchumen?”suwanyiwenta:“daonaqu?”

“zuoshi!”qinchentouyemeihui。

tongguojiechu,taduisuwanyidaomeishenmeegan。

小丫头三观还算正!

zhishizhangmuniang,queshibuzenmeyang!

bixulaodaodiyitongjin,ranhoumaitaoshuyuzijidefangzi,banchusujia!

至于苏婉仪……

yihoudeshenghuoyoumeiyouta,wanquankantaruhexuanze!

qinchenlaidaoketing,mameitengdezhanqi。

gangyaokaikouma,qinchentaishouyizhi。

mameidoubuzhidaoweishenme,jingbadaozuibiandezanghuayoujiyanlehuiqu。

苏婉仪跟着追出来。

“guinv,niguolai!”mameichaotazhaolezhaoshou。

“ma,ninyouzenmele?”suwanyiwenta。

“tazenmele?”mameiwen:“nanbuchengshizhonglexie?”

“xunitiantianpitougailiandema,haibuxurenyoudianpiqi?”suwanyishuota:“naoleliangnian,yegaigoule!”

mameibeitaguinvshuluodelenglebantianmeihuiguoshen。

dengtafanyingguolai,yi**zuozaidishangxiangyaohaotao,likeyouxiangdao,nvxuhenverchulemen,naopotianyemeirenkanjian。

tazhinengqigugudezuohuishafashengmenqi。

qinchenchulemen,meizouduoyuan,yiliangdazhongsangtanazhuishanglai。

jiushiniandaimo,sangtanaersanshiwanyiliang,bushiyibanjiatingxiaofeideqi。

suwanyidakaichechuang:“yaoqunali?wosongni!”

qinchenlakaichemenzuoshangfujia:“xianzhaojiafuyinshe,ranhouqujiancaishichang、shachangheshuinichang。”

“niyaozuozhuangxiu?”suwanyimanlianyihuo:“conglaimeizuoguo,nizenmegan?”

qinchencaibuhuigaosuta,zijishangbeizijiushikaozhezuozhuangxiufajiazhifu,chenglexiaoyoumingqideminyingqiyejia。

“shenmedoubuzuo,zongbunenghunchidengsi。”qinchenzuijiaoqianqiyimoguaiyidexiao:“zaihunxiaqu,laopodouyaopeibierenshui,jibierenshenghaizile。”

“nijiaowoshenme?”suwanyishoushangyihua,qichepaopian,chadianzhuangshanglupangdefanghulvhuadai。

jiushiniandaimo,laopozheigechenghuhaimeizaiquanguoliuchuankai。

qinchenturanzheimejiaota,suwanyiyouxiebushiying。

“zhuyikaiche!”qinchenpingdandexiangshishenmedoumeifasheng:“wozhishibuxiangzuogefeirenbale。”

jiuxinghoudeqinchen,yiyanyixingdourangsuwanyiganjuetadezhangfuhexianqianbushitongyigeren!

xianqiandeqinchen,xinganqingyuanzuogefeiwu!

jishitakukoupoxin,shenzhiyibukentongfangweiyaoxie,yebucenggaibianbanfen!

suzuiyichang,tajuranxiangshizhuanlexing!

zhudongtichuyaozuoshiqing,erqiegenbenmeidasuanyikaosujia,shuozuojiuzuo!

youqizhuangxiuxiaoguotu,zuodepiaoliang!

不敢说全国独一份!

至少淮城肯定没有!

qichetingzaiyijiafuyinshemenwai。

cishidefuyinshe,buxiangjinianhoubiandidoushi。

dianlizuozhegesanshiduosuidepangnanren。

liangrenjindiandeshihou,pangnanrenzhengditouzaikanhuabao。

“laoban。”qinchennachuneifenxiehaodezhuangxiugongsijianjie:“dayinyifen,nengbunengzuogepaiban?”

pangnanrenpieletayiyan:“dayinyikuai,paibanwukuai。”

qinchentaochuzhoubabadeshikuaiqiandijita。

pangnanrendakai586diannao,qinchenzhanzaitashenhou,tichuxiutuyaoqiu。

“nixingnilai!”tadeyaoqiuguoyujingxi,pangnanrentuikaiyizizhanqilai:“diannaodoumeimoguoderen,zhishouhuajiaojiaowozuoshi?”