第一章 被抛弃的李三

某宇宙某行星。

poluodemiaowu,jianloudejitan。

zaijitanshangdelisan,kandaojianbangshangdeyinseyinjiyizhujiandanhuaxiaoshi,liezhedazuikujiaodehuntianandi。

riyueshifouzhendeyoumeiyouguanglisanbuguan,fanzhengduiyulisanlaishuo,leishuihebitiyijingbasuoyoudexiwangzhiguangjizhedangzhule。

yitoufahuziheibaixiangjiandelaozhe,chuanzheyishenhuimabuyipao,shouzhongnazhesiluopanyibandeshiwu,bushiguaiyidesichuhuiwutiaodongjixia。

cishitakanzhezheiturankutianqiangdidebingren,haodeshengyintaidarangtayoudianbuzizai,zijikouzhongnannantaoniandecidouzhujianbianqing,siyoudiankuainianbuxiaqule:

“zhimingyun、tonglinghun、xiaoguiguai,zhipeizaiebingwen!wofaliwubiandeyinyangdafashizaici,haibukuaikuaixiaoqu……。”

erlaozheshenbianliangsanbuzhigedejitanpang,haiyouyimingchuanzhemabuyifu,ershisuizuoyou,qieyouzheguozixinglianpangdenanzizhanzhe。

lisanshitazhangsideyigedeleyanzhongshanghanbingdexiongdi,benlaidoushaodeshuobuchuhuale,kecishitaqinglaideyinyangshicaigangshifabuguoyikezhong,tajiugentingshiyibandouranpaqilai,kaishikujiaogebuting。

zheidaoshiyeburangrenhaipa,zhangsijiushijuedemeiyouyidianxinlizhunbei,tingturande。

“fashiguoranfaliwubian!wokanninzheigangyizuofa,haoxiangwoxiongdidebingjiuyijinghaole!jiushininjikanyixia,woxiongdidenaozishibushijishaohuaile?”

laozhemiyanfuxu,shengunbanyourandeshuodao:“ng,laofujuedezheishisanhunqipoweiwanquanguiwei,gujihaichayihunsanpoyoulizaitiwai,daiwonianzhoujitazhaohuilai!”

lisanyeshiershisuizuoyoudeyangzi,jiaoheidepifushanyaochuliangguang。tadeyangmaosuanbushangshitebiejunlang,jiushitingnaikande,qieshengaomada,kuanjianzhaiyaojiazhangtui。

lisanqishibingfeizheigeyuzhoushijiederen,tashiyigezoukejiceluxianyuzhoudeputongdiqiujumin,quebeizhushenjiqiangxingbangdaoleyitiaozeichuanshang。

benlai,lisanneixincaigangjieshoufashengzaitashenshangdezheiyiqie,qiebeiposhiyinggenzhetuandui,qumeigeshijiewanchengzhushenfabuderenwu。

lisanzheicaiquguoliangciqitadeshijie,buxingdeshiqingjiufashengle,yigekuayuzhoudechaodaxingzuzhilanbaishefaxianbingdingshanglezhushen。rujin,zhushenheyouzhushenkongjianluoyinbiaojideren,douzhengbeilanbaishezhuishashourong。

“shourong”,yitingjiuzhidaobushishenmeyouhaodeduidaifangshi,genghekuanglisanhaitingdaoduizhangshuoguo,youhenduolunhuituanduifankangshi,beilanbaishedechengyuanjiyishunjiantuanmiele!

lisanxinliwanfenhaipatahuibeilanbaishejizhuadaoshourong,daoshishuobudinghuibeiqijinxingyifanshengburusideguanya**duidai,oxox,huoxulianxiaomingyedouhuibaobuzhu!

danlisanmeixiangdaodeshi,huaishierzongshichengshuangduier,caigangtingdaobuxingdexiaoxi,bi“beizhuishaxuyaotaopao”gengkepadeshijikejiufashengle。

zhushenweilejieshengnengliangyuziyuan,xianglisanzheizhongmeiyouzhanlidezhushenkongjiandechengyuan,jiubeizhushenjizhijieyiqizailemouxiegebuzhimingdejijiaogaladeyuzhoushijieli,yicifensanlanbaishechengyuandezhuyili。

erzhushendaizhexiezhanlilibusudezhushenkongjianchengyuan,tuweitaopaoqule。

xianglisanzheizhongchengyuanlikejiubeishangniliuchenghele,lanbaishechengyuankeyizaichuandaomouyuzhoushijiudingweidaoyushourongwuxiangguanderenshiwu,suoyizhibudingshenmeshihoulisanjiuhuibeilanbaishedechengyuanjizhaodaoshourongle!

cishilisankudeneishiwenzheshangxin,jianzheluolei!【zhutianwanjiediyijianqiongbijuzu——daoyan:sheijiaonimenzuijiaoshangyangle!doujiwoku!】

zhenmeixiangdaozhushenjingliangxinweiquanmin,)

lisanmolebayanlei,calegebiti。

bushiganchuansong,haijiwoanpailegeshenfen!)

taqingxugangshaoyouhuanjie,jiutingjianzheilaoshengundebuyaoliandehuyou,zheizhongshengunyikanjiuzhidaoshipianchipianhepianqiande,kelisanmeixiangdao,neigeguoziliandenanzizhishangjingranrucikanyou!

mde!laozidoukuaibeishouronglehaiguanshenmexx,zhuyilizenmejiubeizheiposhijiraojinquleni?)

lisanbeicongxinlai,wunengfennu。qingxuyoulijingyizhenqifupinghuan,huifuhou,lijiezheicaiyouguanxinqilaizijidechujing。

zheipomiaozhiqianyebuzhidaoshijibaidenalushenxian,miaoneideshenxiangyezaoyicanpobukan,genbenwufabianren。

lisanfangyanwangmiaoyuwaiwangqu,waibianshiyizhengpiancanpobukandewushe,xiangshiyigewurenjuzhuhenjiudecunluo。

zheizhongdifangzenmezangzenmetaoa?jiumeishenmedixiajidi、xinhaocichangganraoqu?

wozhensha,zhende~!shouhuiwogangshuodehua~,zhushenzenmekenengyouliangxin!youyedadadihuaile~!)

lisandazuiyipie,youganhaoleqilai。

tajiuzhidaozheiliangzhongfangzhibeifaxiandezangshendi,zheihaishidiercizhixingrenwushizhangdezishi。

tashishuyuzizhizhongxiadengdeneizhongxinren,liangcizhixingrenwudoumeiyouhuodeduoshaoduihuandian。zaituanduidangzhong,tayeshigewangfuzhufangxiangfazhandeduiyuan,suoyitadeshentisuzhihejingshenlifangmiandoumeiyoutishengduoshao,jinengdianquandiandaoyishushangle。

cishi,lisanshenshangweiyide,qiezuiyoujiazhidebianshiyigeyiyaobao,limianyoucongzhushenneiliduihuandeshijipinggaonongduyasuowaishangpenwu,yixiebengdai,yixiejieduyaoyuxiaoxingdejijiuqixie,haiyouxiekangshengsuyushenshangxiansudengdezhenji。

chucizhiwai,baolijiuzhishengxialiangpingyasuoshiwanheyasuoshuijingti。e~,haiyouzhushenneilifuzengdeyishenmabuyifu。

rujinchulechuandaoshenshangdeyiwuwai,zheixiedongxidoubeizhuangzailisanyaoshangdeyigemayibaoguoli。

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某处山岭野道。

kalaladematishengxiangcuoluanfenza,meiyoupianketingxie,zhongjianbushijiazazhechichahuhezhisheng!

yizhipizheansetiezhajiade,jishirendeqibingduiwuzhengfengkuangtaocuan,maertuzhebaimo,lixianzhijiansidesimingwangqianchongzhe。

jibianruci,zheizhiqibingdewuzuyijiubushidilianxuhenhenjiajixiamafu,neixiemaerjieduanxingdisiminghaojiaojisheng,jichuliqichaoqianmianzaijiasupaoshangyixiaoduanlu。

qibinghemaerdoufengkuangle!qibingwuzushiganshoudaoleshengmingweizaidanxi,kuaxiazhimadangranshibuxiangfengkuangde,danyoubudetamenzuozhu,tamenyijingkuaiyaorangqibingmenjijiafengle!

houmianzuiqimayouzheshubairendeshuzhixuguoqibingduiwu,yizhizaizhuiganzhezheiyizhijishirendezhuguoqibing。

zhuidezuixiongdeqianmianjishigexuguoqibing,doushijunzhongzuilihaideqishehaoshou,bushibianyourenmengdizhiqileyaoban,shuangtuijiajinmabei,zuoshouchigong,youshouchoujianshangxianpaoshe,zaijichidemashangyiqihechengdewanchengzheiyixiliededongzuo!

yizhizhiyujianguazhehushengshelai,jianweiweiniaoyudejianzhi,ruyingyuzhangkongfujierxiayibanxunmengyouli,bushibianyouyilianggedaomeidezhuguowuzubeishesha!

“huishe!shesitamen!”

fenzahunluandezhuitaochangmianzhixia,zhuguowuzulingtoudekuiwujunhanlianshengdahe,tongzhitoukuidewaixie,yegubudetengchushoulaifuzheng。bianbieniudeniuzhuanzhenaodaiheshenzi,bianshenshounazhezijidegong,wanghoubiancangcudihuisheleyijian。

buguozheikuiwujunhantazhudingshibairangrangle,yinweiqishenbianchuleshumingqisheshangkedelaowuzu,hainengwenzhuxintaichoukonghaishangjijianzhiwai,qitadeqibingrujinnengbaochizhebushuaixiamaqu,yijingshijinlequanlile!

“tanainaide!zanzheishilianyouduoheia,quantaniangpidezhuizanmenlaile!jiubugaibingfenlianglutaopaoa!”

yigekanshangqusishiduosuidelaowuzuzuilimalieliede,buguokuaxiamapicaozongdejiaqingjiushu,shouzhongdegongjianyeshinafangdejiwen。

“dui……,nitaniangpidetixingdehao!fenbing!jixufen!zanmensankai,gujihaiyoujihuihuojigedixiong!”

lingtoudekuiwujunhanyipainaomenershangdetongzhitoukui,jiangtoukuijipaizhenglou,yanshensishinishuizhiren,kandaolekeyijiuminglacheyibadeluweiyiban。

“shuoshenmeni,laoge!siyeyaosizaiyiqi!”

tingdaoshenpangjigexiongdikengqiangyouli,yuqijiandingdehuida,kuiwujunhandongqingdeshuohuashengsangdoubianleqiang:

“tanainaide!gouxiongdi~!”

jianyuhuxiaoshelai,tiankongshangsibeirengleyibamimimamadeheidian,zhongqibingfenfensisan。xuduokuaichengbuzhudewuzu,jiajinmabeijiujinjiangsheng,bianqiangxingjiangneikeliandezhanmajizhuailedaolegexiezhedexiaodaofangxiang。

buguanqianfangshishenmelu,dushangzijidesuoyouyunqi,bianwanglichonglejinqu!

jinjinyixishijianbudao,kuiwujunhandouyoudianmeihuiguoshenlai,zijishenpangbianjiuzhishengxialelianggeshenjingchidundedaomeixiongdi,haigenzhetayiqiwangqianchaozhedaludefangxiangpaozhe!

“zaoniea~!zheiqunniangpide!fentoupaoqian,haodaiyetixinglaoziyishenga~!paoxiaolunengbunengranglaozianzunbeizhangyoufenpeiyixiaxian……"……