第5章开个玩笑
kandaozheixinxi，jiangyilongdelianseshunjianjiuheile。
niyaoshibieren，napashiyiqiantayizhiqifudezhaolongtadoukeyilaxialianmian，keweishenmepianpianshilichengzheijiahuo？
qianjiaotacaiganggangchaoxiaolelicheng，nandaohoujiaorangtatianzhelianzaiqutaohaolicheng？
kerujinshishibaizaiyanqian，tayebushishenmehaizi，liyidayuyiqie，shaoweidiudianliansuansha，zhaogezhezhongdebanfajiushile。
tagualedianhua，zhongxinzoujinwuli。
“heihei，xinglelige，gangcaijiushigennikaigewanxiao，nibuhuizhenshengqileba，wojinidaoqian，xianzifayibei！”
xiangdaozhei，jiangyilongdandingdejuqilebeizi，jiangyibeijiuyiyinerjin，lianshanghaiguamanleqianyi。
zaitakanlai，zheiyounengzhanxiantadedadu，yenenghuajiezijigenlichengzhijiandeenyuan。
一举两得！
buguotaqueyoudianxiaoqiaolichengdepiqile，ruguoshizhiqiandelicheng，zheishihoushuobudinghuishouchongruojing。
renzaishangweizheshaoweijidianlianmiandeshihou，wangwangbujiuzheiyangme？
kezairujindelichengkanlai，zheizhinengxiandejiangyilongyouxiekexiao。
“buyongzuoxiu，dajiayebuguoshitongxuejiangemianbale，tanbushangenyuan，yihoudaluchaotiangezouyibianbale。”
kandaojiangyilongzheibiaoxian，lichengyebunancaidao，zheijiahuoyidingdedaoshaxiaoxile，buranjiuyizheijiahuodepiqi，bukenengzheimetaohaozijide。
haimeidengjiangyilongbiaoxian，yipangdeliuyongdaoshixianrenbuzhule，“licheng，nibiejilianbuyaolianha，longgeshishenmeshenfen？lundezhenizheimeshuohua！”
zheiliuyongdangnianzaixuexiaojiushijiangyilongdexiaogenban，biyehougengshijinlejiangyilongfuqindegongsi，nengyourujinrenmogouyangdeshenghuo，kedoushijiangyilongdeguanxi。
erqieguoyigeyue，shangbiandezhuguanjiulizhile，zheiweizhitakeshikanshanghaojiule。
jianlichengbujijiangyilonglianmian，zheijiahuojiezhejiuzhanchulaipaimapile。
zheijiahuoshuodehaikangkaijiang，jiulianpangbiandeqitatongxuedoushipinpindiantou，kanlichengshideshensedoudaizheyixiebuman。
“bizui！zheilinayounishuohuadefener。”
kehaimeidengtamenyiqishengtaolicheng，suoyourenjiudoushayanle。
gangcaihaiyiliansuihedejiangyilongturanhouleqilai，zhanqishenzhijieyibazhangshuaizaileliuyongdelianshang。
qingcuixiangliangdebazhangshengyechuanrulesuoyourendeerzhong。
zhiyuliuyong，suiranganduilichengyaowuyangwei，keduijiangyilong，taquebuganshuobangebuzi。
keguangkanjiangyilongzheitaidudezhuanbiansudu，qitarenyebunancaidaoyixieshenme，rujindelichengkenenggenzhiqianyijingwanquanbutongle。
“dajiadoushitongxue，nimenfeidezhengzheixiehualihushaodeshizuoshenme，kaiwanxiaoyoudu，benlaijiushiwodecuo，ligewomenbiezaizheidaile，huangegaodangjiudianwodanduqingnichifan。”
shuoba，jiangyilongjiuzoudaolelichengmianqian，kanyangzishizaidengzhelichengdehuiying。
“shuole，zaiwomianqianjiaochenggeyiwan，zichengjianrenshiwan，zheishishuohaodeneiyiwan。”
dingzhezheijiahuo，lichengjiujiumeiyouhuiying，erhoucongkoudailinachuleyiwandexianjin，zhijiepaizailezhuozishang。
duiyujiangyilong，lichengkemeirenhehaoyinxiang，tazhonghuozhiqian，zaitapochanhou，zheijiangyilongkemeishaojitaxiabanzi。
lichengzhaobudaogongzuo，zhinengdaochudalinggong，yibeiziqiongkunliaodao，keyeshaobulezheijiahuozaibeihoutuidongdeguanxi。
zheiyangderen，haishijingeryuanzhidehao，zhibudingnatianjiudefanyaoniyikou。
“hehe，chenggeya，nizheikebuhao，dajiadoushitongxue，hebigaodezheimegangani。”
jianlichengpaileyiwankuaiqianshangzhuo，jiangyilongdelianseyenankanlebushao，kehaishiqiangbiechuleyisixiaorong。
“chengzijishijianren，shiwane。”
jianzheijiahuoyizhigenzijizhouxuan，lichengyeyouxiebunaifanle。
congkoudailizhijietaoleyizhangka，erhuabushuopaizailezhuozishang。
“kaigewanxiaoeryi，danzheilitouyibaiwan，guixiadazijiliangerguang，chengliangshengjianren，zheikajiushinidele。”
lichengyemeishuoshenme，zhishiyanzhengzhengdedingzhejiangyilong。
jinguanjiangyilongjiajingqueshishibucuo，kezheiyibaiwanduitalaishuoyeshiyigedashuzi，lichengdaoshiyouxieqidaizheijiahuozuoshenmexuanzele。
zhiyuqitaren，cishikanzhezhuoshangneizhangkama，shensedoushiyizhenhuore，henbudezijijiushijiangyilong，zhuajinbazheikashourunangzhong。
zhiyujiangyilong，cishishenseyexiangdangdehuanghu。
yibaiwanpaichulaizhiweilezhaogemianzi，tayijingkaishihouhuizijiweishenmemeitiqiantaohaolichengle。
“hehe，nibuhuigaoxingtaijiude。”
denglelichengyiyan，jiangyilongzhijienaqilecheyaochi，erhuabushuozhijiehuiliuliudepaole。
zhuangshiyaoyouzibencaixingde，zaizibenshanghaowuyiwentayijingshule。
“licheng，nizheishizhongcaipiaole，yaoshenyibianchengweiyiwanfuwengle？”
jianlichenglianbuhongxinbutiaozhijiepaichuleyibaiwan，zailichengshenpangdewangerhuyerenbuzhucouleshanglai，dishengwenleqilai。
duiyuwangerhu，lichengduitadeyinxiangxiangdangbucuo，zheisuanshitashangxueshinengwandelaidejigepengyouzhiyile，suiranbushitiegemen，keliangrenguanxisuanshibucuole。
“yechabuduoba，yejiushishouliyoudianxiaoqianleeryi。”
zhiyujiexialaidejuqingneijiuxiangdangjiandanle，hundecidexianghundehaodebuduanjingjiu。
kexianranrujinzaichangde，suoyourendouxianglichengjingjiu，chuleneijigejiangyilongdetiangouwai，lichengduoshaodoujiledianmianzi。
wulunzenmeshuodajiadoushitongxue，tamenyemeizhaorelicheng，lichengziranyebuhuibujimian。
jiuguosanxun，shaolejiangyilong，dajiadaoshidoufangkaile，shuxiderendouzaineitandeyoushengyouse，huainianzheguowang。
xiangzheyiqianshangkedeshihouzuodexiaodongzuo，nianshaoshihouxiedeneixiejianbuderendeqingshu，sheidangnianhebierenjiangyiqitiantiandajia。
“buguoshuodaoyiqian，wojidelichengnigenluluhaoguoba，tanleershilaitianjiubeifaxianzaolianle，neikeshiwomenbanlizuipiaoliangdemeirenle，kexibianyileyigetulaoban。”
qichu，lichenghaijuedemeishaxingqu，kewangerhuturancouleshanglai，youshuoqilelulu。
chulianzongguishimeihaode，talaizheitongxuejuhui，benshenbujiushiweilejianluluyimianme？
buguojiranmeijiandao，lichengbenlaijuedebujianyehao，kewangerhuzheiyishuo，queyouranglichengdexinzaodongleqilai。
youqishihoubanjuhua，ranglichengxinlimomingshengqileyiguhuoqi。
“nibuzhidaome？lulutabazhuangleyigelaobandehaoche，tamenjiatiaojianniyeqingchu，erneilaobanganghaokanshanglelulu，tabamawunai，zhineng......”