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tangziyanbeiyetiandejudongnongdenaoziyikong,ziranmeiyouzhuyidaotaneijuqiguaidehua。

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tangziyanjingjingdeyikaozaiyetiandexiongkou,xiangshouzhezheilaizhibuyidewenqing。

“huige,neige**jingranganduidetangziyandongshoudongjiao,made,tashizaizhaosi!”

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weizaiyuanchukanrenaodezhongrenjianzhuangyedishengdeyilunleqilai。

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zhongrendelianshangmanshixianmuhejidu。

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“nisuangeshenmedongxi,jingranganpengziyan,nibuyaomingle?”

tangziyanjiandaosizhouderenshixiandouluozailetamendeshenshang,youxiexiusedeqingtuileyixiayetianshuodao:

“yetian,nihaiyoushenmedifangbushufuma?”

yetiandexinqingyepingfulexialai,tasongkailebaozhetangziyandeshou,roushengdao:“fangxin,womeishi。”

tangziyanyuanbenhaiyinweiyetiansongkaileta,xinliyouxieshiluo。

danshitingjianyetianduitashuohuadeyuqimeilewangridelengmo,xinliyoujidongleqilai。

yetiandaoshibuzhitangziyanxinzhongsuoxiang。

takanxianglechenhui,lianshangdewenrouxiaoshibujian,querdaizhideshiwujindelengse,talengshengdao:“mashanggun。”

takemeiwangjizheixienianchenhuiduitadeqiru。

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jinjiezhe,chenhuikanxiangletangziyanjixushuodao:

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tangziyanfennunieqilequantou,shuodao:“ni……”

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yetiankanxiangtangziyan,shenqingrenzhendishuodao:

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cifanhuabujinjinshiyetianduimianqiandenvzishuode,gengshitaduishangbeizineigeshaguniangshuode。

shangbeizitayinweijieshoubulejudadedaji,zhenggerenbiandezibeinuoruo,zheicaidaozhihoulaidebeiju。

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tabuhuibaohuta,rangtabushourenhedeshanghai。

tangziyannanyizhixindekanzheyetian,xinzhongmanshixinxi。

yetianduitadebianhuarangtaxiangqileyejiameichushizhiqiandeta,neishihoudeyetianhetashiliangqingxiangyuede。

yetiandezheifanbianhuashifouyiweizhetajieshouleta?

“嗯。”

judaxiyuerangtahongleshuangyan,tadianlediantou。

zhongrentingjianyetiandehuayeyilunleqilai。

“zheiyetianbeichenhuiqifudeshihoubushiyizhidoubuganhangshengma?zheicizenmezheimegang?”

“woyejuedeneigeyetianhaoxiangyouxiebuyiyangle。”

“youshenmebuyiyangde?nanbuchengnihaizhiwangyitanlanninengfushangqiangma?yiwokantashuochuneifanhuazhishiweilezainvshenmianqianbaozhuzijidemianzieryi。”

cirendehuayichu,zhongrendouzantongdedianlediantou。

“he,haodadekouqi,nilianzishendounanbao,haitanshenmebaohuziyan?”

chenhuilianseyinchendekanzheyetiandao。

“动手。”

chenhuidehuayinyiluo,neisigenanshengjiuxiangyetianpuleguoqu。

“ze,neigeyetiankendingwandanle。”

sizhouderenxinzhongdoushizheigexiangfa。

啊!

suiji,yizhentongkudecanjiaoshengzaihubianxiangleqilai。

zhishimianqiandechangjingquerangzhongrenzhenjingdedengdaleyanjing。

mianqiandechangjinghetamenxiangxiangzhongdeqiahaoxiangfan。

daozaidishangderenbingbushiyetian,ershichenhuideneisigexiaodi。

zhiyuyetian,zhenghaohaozhanzaitangziyandemianqian。

zhongrenyishizhijiandoushilesheng。

ruguobushitamenqinyansuojian,tamenyebuxiangxinyetianjingfangdaolesiren。

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zhishaomuqianzaizheigeshijieshangzuyibaohutangziyan。

jiayishiridexiulian,tatineidehundunzhiliyehuimanmandehuifu。

xiangzhe,yetiandelianshangluchulemanyideshense。

yetiankanxiangchenhuixuanbudao:“congjintiankaishi,tangziyanjiushiwoyetiandenvpengyou,nizuihaoxielenidexinsi,zairangwojiandaonijiuchanziyan,wohuirangnihouhuilaidaozheigeshishang。”

yetianmilemiyanjing,zhoushendewendushunjianlenglexialai。

chenhuidexinliyijin,yigulengyicongjiaodicuanqi。

sizhoudezhongrenyeganjuedaoleyiguyapogan。

yetianshenhoudetangziyanbeiyetiandehuazadeyunletou,tadexintiaozhouranjiakuai。

tawangzhemianqianyetiangaodadebeiying,liangmohongyunzaicipashangletadelianjia,zuijiaoyebuzizhudegouleqilai。

yiqiandeyetianzhongyuhuilaile。

chenhuikanzhesimingdaozaidishangdexiaodi,yezhidaojintianqingkuangduitabuli。

tazhizheyetianmanlianhensedeshuodao:“nijiwodengzhe,zheijianshiqingwomenmeiwan!”

fangxiahenhua,tazhuanshenjiulikaile。

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yetianyelazhetangziyanlikailezheili。

daiyetianhetangziyanxiaoshizailehubianzhongrenzheicaihuiguoshenlai。

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……

yetianlazhedeshouzouchuyiduanlu,tangziyancaicongjudadejingxizhonghuiguoshenlai。

takanxiangyetianyouxiexiusedeshuodao:“yetian,nigangcaishuodeshizhendema?”

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tangziyanlianmangshuodao:“yuanyi,wodangranyuanyi。”

daitangziyankanjianyetianlianshangxixuedexiaorongdeshihou,dunshihonglelian。

tadengleyetianyiyan,jiaochendao:“nijiuzhidaoqifuwo。”

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