第六章 不可能!绝对不可能!

wenrenlinglongtingdaoshoujiduimiandeshengyin,bianbalinandeshiqingyiwuyishidishuoleyibian。

shoujilingyitou,wenrenjiazuxianrendejiazhu,yeshiwenrenlinglongdefuqinwenrenchentingwan,meitoubianjinzhouqilai。

“linan?tabushishinianqianchuchehuobianchenglezhiwurenme?zenmehuizainineili?”

wenrenlinglongwuzhushoujixiaoshengdao:“woyebuqingchu,fanzhengantadeshuofa,shitajiejielinhongxiushoushangle,xuyaozhaodifangzhiliao,suoyizhaolewozheidifang……ba,nishuohuibuhuishilinjiachuleshenmebiangua?”

wenrenchenlenghengyishengdao:“biangu?xianbushuolinjiadeshiqing,zheigelinandeshuofajiuzixiangmaodun,youbingbuquyiyuanzhiliao,qunineilisuanshenme?zhenshihuangmiu!gengbuyongshuowomenwenrenjiazudexiwugongfa,tadonggepi?”

wenrenlinglongdao:“keshidie,wokantadeyangzi,haoxiangbuxiangzaishuohuangdeyangzi……”

wenrenchendao:“nver,niquedingtazhendeshilinjianeigelinan?”

wenrenlinglongxiangdaoleshenme,lianseweiweiyihongdao:“ng,shita……die,nihuaiyitadeshenfen?”

wenrenchendao:“ziguxiwuzhirenjiuyouyixiehuiyirongshude,nver,nimeijiechuguo,buzhidao,keqianwanbiebeipianle!xiaoxinduifangtumoubugui!”

wenrenlinglongzhouzhoumeidao:“keshilinhongxiuyezaizheili,tawohaishirenshide。”

wenrenchenxianglexiangdingzhudao:“linglong,yifangwanyi,diehaishiguolaiyitang,shunbianrangrenchachazheilinandedixi!taruguomaochonglinjiadelinan,dierangtabudehaosi!”

shuozhe,shoujineitoujiugualedianhua。

wenrenlinglongzhoumeikanxiangzuozaineilidelinan,zheigenanrenshuangyanjinbi,huxidaizheyisitakanbudongdejiezougan,haoxiangyutiandixiangrong,qingxiushouxuedemianrongyiwanquantunquleshaonianqingsedemoyang。

哼!大坏蛋!

wenrenlinlongxiangzhe,zhuanzhuanyanzhuzizaiyibianzuoxialai。

meiguoduojiuhou,bieshuwaimian,siliangaodichegongweizheyiliangbinlihuanhuanshilai,binlichezaimenqiantingxia,wenrenchenjicongcongdicongcheshangxialai,houmianhaigenzheyigeliuzhehuabaihuxudelaoren。

“jianglao,nijuedezheijianshilimianhuiyoushenmewenti?”

wenrenchenduilaorenhenshikeqi,suiranxinji,danyijiutingxiajiaobu,denghoulaoren。

laorenshijiangchengyoumingdeshenyi,jiangshengyang,shichuhuaxiazuiyoumingdeguishoupai,cengjingyiyishouyishubangzhuwenrenlinglongdeyeyediaomingsantian,jiaodaiwanhoushicaizou,yeshibangzhuwenrenjiazuquanlijiaojiebuchurenhewenti,suoyiwenrenchenduijiangshenyifeichangkanzhong。

suoyiwenrenchenciciguolai,yejiangjiangshenyidaishangle,yilaishidanxinxianchangchushenmejinjiqingkuang,erlaiyeshixiangkankan,neigelinandaodishizenmehuishi!

guishoupaidaodibiwenrenjiakekaojinyinshizongmen!zhixiaodeyehuigengduo!

jiangshenyihehexiaodao:“wenrenjiazhu,gangcaidatanlinjiaderenyehuilaile,shuoshineigeshinianqianchuchehuodelinanhuilaile,haizhijiechudiaolelinhaoneiqunzhanglaohuideren,zhongxinnahuilejiazudekongzhiquan,zheiyangshuolai,chuxianzaizheilidelinan,yingdangshimeiyoujiale。”

wenrenchenjiqiedao:“neixiaonvshuozheilinankeyiwanshanwomenjiazugongfadeshiqing……”

jiangshenyiyaoyaotou,zhandingjietiedishuodao:“bukeneng!jueduibukeneng!”

dunledun,jiangshenyiyoudao:“xiuwugongfaneidoushiyigezongmenzuiweihexindedongxi,yigemaotouxiaozi,jiusuantayouleshenmeqiyu,nengcongzhiwurendezhuangtaixingguolai,yejueduibukenengwanshanshenmegongfade!genghekuang,wenrenjiazhu,nimenjiazugongfadewenti,nizijixinliqingchudehen。”

wenrenchendianlediantou:“dequeruci,neijianglao,nishuozheilinanlaixiaonvzheibian,daodishigeshenmeyisi?”

jiangshenyizixinmanmandao:“linglongxiaojiezaishoujilibushihaishuole,duifangdaileyigehunmidenvrenguolaime?huoxu……hehe,duifangshixiangzhaolaofuchushouyeshuobuding!”

wenrenchenhuangrandawu:“shide,jianglaonidemingshengzaojiuchuanbozaiwai,duifangxuyaozhibing,xiangzhaoninquewulukezhao,suoyicaiyonglezheizhongbanfa……hu!ruguozhenshizheiyang,wojiufangxinle,wohaiyiweitayaoduiwonverbulini!”

jiangshenyixiaolexiao,yiqiejinzaibuyanzhong。

liangrenyiqijinlebieshu,muguangkanguoqu,diyishijianjiukandaoleketingneidelinan。

“ba!”wenrenlinglongqishenhandao。

wenrenchenshangqianqu,shangshangxiaxiakanzhezijinver,querentameichushenmeshiqing,zheicaikanxianglinandao:“nijiushilinan?”

linanzhengkaiyankanqu,dandandihuidao:“shiwo。”

wenrenchenkanleyantangzaishafashangdelinhongxiu,zhoumeidao:“shiqingdejingguowoyijinglejiele,linan,nijiranyaojiuzhinijiedebing,zhishuojiuxing,danzheidifangshiwonverdezhusuo,woshijuebuyunxumoshengnanzihewonvrenzhuzaiyiqide!”

linanmeitouweizhou:“nimenzheilidifangzheimeda,jiewoliangjianfangzhuyouyouhebuke?erqiewoshuole,wokeyiwanshannimenjiazudegongfa,burannimenjixuxiulian,doushisiluyitiao。”

jiangshenyichazuidao:“hehe,nianqingren,ninengcongzhiwurenzhuangtaixinglai,huoxuyouxiemendao,dandahuakebieshuotaiman!”

linanpieleyanjiangshengyang:“niyoushinawei?”

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jiangshenyi:“niburenshiwo?nandaonilaizhaolinglongxiaojie,bushixiangtongguotazhaowozhibing?”

wenrenchenyedao:“shia,jianglaokeshiwomenjiangchengyoumingdeshenyi,shafashangdeshinijieba?jiranyaozhaotazhibing,neinirangkai,jiangshenyishirenyi,buhuibujinizhide。”

linankanleyanjiangshengyang,yaoyaotoudao:“shenmeshenyi?burenshi,wojiushijiezheigedifangzhujitianjiuxing,zhiyuwojiedeming,zhiyouwocaikeyijiuhuilai。”

jiangshengyangtingzhelinandehua,renbuzhuxiaodao:“hahaha,nianqingren,kannideyangzibuguoershisansisui,nengdongshenmeyishu?haishuoshenmeyaozaizheilicainengjiuming,zheilishirenzhudedifang,bushibingfang,zhenyaochushenmeshiqing,kejiubuleren!”

shuozhe,jiangshengyangshangqiankanxianglinhongxiu,saoleyan,jiuyaoleyaotou。

“zheinvde,zhipashimeijiule!”jiangshengyangdao,“miansehuibai,shengjiduanjue,jiusuanshiyiwodeyishulaijiuzhi,yedingduodiaomingjitian,nianqingren,taruguoshinideqinren,quannihaishizhunbeihoushiba!”

linankanleyanzheigeshenyi,zhidaotayeshihaoxin,meiqujijiao,zhishidandandao:“zheinibuyongguan,wozhixuyaojieyongzheichudifangzanzhujitianjiuxing。”

linankanxiangwenrenchen,turanshenziyidong,laidaotashenbian。zhijiezhuazhulewenrenchendeshouwan。

“linan,niyaoganshenme!”wenrenlinglongjinghuchusheng。

wenrenchenyeheleyitiao,meixiangdaolinandesudurucizhikuai,tashunjiantiqitineiqijingfanji,quebuliaoyizhenjutongcongjingmaizhongchuanlai,zhengzhangliandunshibianchenglexuehongse,bitingtingdaolexiaqu。

“buhao!shiyunqitaimeng,qixuefanchong,youweixian!”jiangshenyiyikan,dunshichenxialian,nachuyinzhenkaishishijiu。

danwulunjiangshengyangruheyunqi,yinzhenquebunengzharuwenrenchentinei,zuihoutazhinengyaoyaotou,zhangtanyikouqi。

“zhenqiluancuan,pirugangtie,bunengruzhen,linglongxiaojie,nidiejintianpashixingmingnanbaole!”jiangshengyangkanxianglinan,lishenghedao,“nianqingren,weihechushoutouxi,hairucidaidu?”

yipangdewenrenlinglongyenukanxianglinan:“linan,nizaiganshenme!weishenmeyaoduiwodieturanchushou?”

ketinglideqifen,yishijianbiandejianbanuzhang!