第1章 他问我瓜保熟么,我好慌

“wowenni,zheiguabaoshume?”

yigechuanzheheisechenshan,zhongdengshencaidenanrenyizhishoukaozaidashushang,liansebingleng,yishuangjuguangdexiaoyanjingsisidedingzheliuhu。

……

“瓜?什么瓜?”

tingdaozheixiehua,liuhuqueshiyitouwushui。

kanzheyanqianpojiudexiaoqu、piaoxiangdeshuiguotan、haiyouyigewaiwainiuniutingzailubiandediandongche,ganjuedaoyoudianbuduijing。

zheichangjingzenmeyoudianxiangdianshiju《zhengfu》limianliuhuaqiangdiexuexiguatandechangjing?

“wokaishuiguotanzide……yinggaimeiyoushengguadanziba?”liuhuxiayishishuodao。

“jiwotiaoyige!”heiyinanrenjichuyisilengxiao,shuodao。

“wotemejingranshikaishuiguotande?”

刘虎傻了。

kankanmianqiandeheiyinanliuhuaqiang,zaikankanshenhoulianggexiaodi,xinzhongyizhenfaleng。

tamingmingjidezijitangzaichuangshangkan《zhengfu》guichushipin,liuhuaqiangbeipchenggezhonggeyangdeguaiwu,congzhugeliangdaoluomajiaofu,gezhongnveshashuiguotanlaoban……

可现在。

tajingranchengleshuiguotanlaoban?

zheitemejiushishanedaotouzhongyoubao?tiandaohaolunhui?

chuanyueyebunengzheimegaoba?

不行!

juebunengjiliuhuaqiangxigua,burantaxiayimiaojiuyouliyounongsizijile。

决不能给他西瓜……

决不能……

……

“这个怎么样?”

jiuzaizheishi,liuhushenhoudexiaodijingranmoleyigedaxigua,fangzailedianzichengshang,shuochuleneijulingrenjuewangdetaici:“shiwujin,sanshikuai!”

“nizheinagoushiwujina?”

liuhuaqiangbumandezuozaibandengshang。

yibajiuyaoxianqidianzichengshangdetuopan。

kandaozhei,liuhuzhejilelianmanganzhudianzichengtuopan,xiaodao:“buhaoyisi,gemener,wozhongxinjinichengyixia。”

tazhidaotuopanxiamianyoukuaixitieshi。

“shime?chengrennidechengyouwentile?”liuhuaqiangshenchushouzhuazhutuopan,lianshangnankan。

“wodechengmeiwenti,zhishiwodezheigexiaoxiongdibutaidongeryi。”

刘虎连忙赔笑。

“十斤,二十块。”

liuhutoutoumomobaxitieshikouxialai,zaikanleyiyangdianzichengshangdeshuzizhihou,xiaoxindeshuodao。

“**,nizheishiguapishijinzizuodehaishigualizishijinzizuode?”liuhuaqiangzaicilengxiao。

“niteme……shiwokancuoleme?”

liuhuxiayishijiuyaomaren。

danxiangdaozijidexiaoming,haishibazanghuayanlexiaqu。

“wujin……shikuaiqian?”

“sanjin……liukuaiqian?”

“buranzheixiguayouqingzengsongba?”

刘虎欲哭无泪。

tajiushigeershishijidedaxueshengeryi,pingshenmeyouzigeheliuhuaqiangzheiyangbajiushiniandaidedixiadalaoduizhegan?

yaozhidao,liansonglaohufengbiaozheiyangdedalaodoubeitapairennongsile。

kuangqie,renjialiuhuaqiangbushishuoleme“nianqingrenbuyaotaiqisheng”。

这时候和他对着干。

liuhushihuodebunaifanlehaishihuodebunaifanle?

“woca,nizheixiaoxiongdihaitingyouyiside。”

liuhuaqianglengxiao,shenchushoumolemoliuhudebozi,lengzhelianshuodao:“yihouwobuzhunnizaizheibaishuiguotan,buranwojianniyicidaniyici,jizhuleme!”

“jizhule,jizhule……”

刘虎别的本事没有。

kanrenxiacaidebenshihaishiyoude,cikelianmangdiantouhayao,kanzheliuhuaqiangqizhediandongchezoule,zheicaisongleyikouqi。

“叮咚!”

“gongxisuzhubangdingshangyejindianziqiandaoxitong,qingsuzhukaishiqiandao!”

系统!

虽迟但到!

刘虎顿时脸上一喜。

suiranxitongdemingzixiangshidianshishangwumaoqianchengbendelajiguanggao,keyeliaoshengyuwu。

“xitonglaoge,nengshuoyixianizheishiganshadebu?zhengqiandehaishidajiade?zhuangxdaliandehaishiweisuofayude?”

shenweiqianyishidexitongxiaoshuodeaihaozhe。

liuhutingshuoguogezhonggeyangdexitong。

neixiexitongyigebiyigeniubi,younengrangputongrenhuashenfuhaode,younengrangputongrenzhuishangxiaohuanvshende,shenzhihaiyounengshangtianruhaide,kandetayizhenliukoushui。

“dingdong!benxitongnaishijindianziqiandaoxitong,suzhukeyitongguoqiandaohuodejindianzijifen,jifenkezaishangchengzhongduihuanshangyejineng!”

“qingsuzhuanshiqiandao,jianlizijideshangyediguo!”

……

tingzhexitongbinglengdetishiyin,zaikankanmianqiansangtanaxiaomotuohengxingdeyongjijiedao,liuhuyebujintanleyikouqi,zhinengjieshouzijilaidaobashiniandaidexianshi。

“那就签到!”

“dingdong!gongxisuzhushouciqiandaochenggong,huodeyidianjifen!”

yidianjifen?!zheitameidenenggansha?

刘虎有点不满。

anzhaodexunchangdetaolu,“diyici”buyinggaiyoudianhaodongxime?xinshoudalibao,jiusuanmeiyoulanbojinihepajianifengshen,zenmeyeyaolaidianjibaiwandechuangyezijinba?

不过。

进入积分商城一看。

tadaoshidakaiyanjie,shenmelucaishangyemijue、malatangshangyemijue、motuochexiulishangyemijue、shenzhihaiyouyigeyezonghuishangyemijue……

tadeyidianjifen,zhigouduihuanxiaoqushuiguotanshangyemijue!

那就兑换吧。

……

“dage,jiuzheimefangzheixiaozizoule?bunengjiuzheimesuanle!”

“小子,你别跑!”

zheishi,liuhushenbianlianggexiaodibuman,zhanqishen,jiuyaoquzhuilikaideliuhuaqiang。

“buyongle,rangtazouba!”liuhulianmanglanzhuzheilianggelengtouqingxiaodi,haoburongyisongzouzheigewenshendage,rangtazoubenlaijiushizuihaodexuanze。

kanzheliuhuaqiangdexiaomotuoxiaoshizaijiedaoshang。

liuhuqueturanxiangqilaiyijianshi!

特喵的!

gangcaitaduihuandeshishuiguotandeshangyemijue,keliuhuaqianggangcaishuodemingbai:“buzhuntazaixiaoqumenkoukaishuiguotan,buranjiantayicidatayici”!

zheibushizhuangqiangkoushangle?!

xiangdaozhei,liuhuyoushiyizhenchoumeikulian,jiusuanjitayibaigedanzi,tayebuganheliuhuaqiangzheiyangdixiadalaoduizhegan。

kezheixitongmingbaizhebatawangshangyedahengdefangxiangpeiyang。

jiusuantaduishangyejingyingzaibulejie,yemingbaizuoshengyishiyigexunxujianjindeguocheng,bukenengyikouchigepangzi。

水果摊。

huoxuzhendeshitayihouchengweizheigeshidaishangyezhishendeqidian?