第5章 你的酒有问题

chenyuanyuancongzaofangdechuangkouwangwaikanleyiyan,kandaoyuanzilizhanzhejigeminjing,taxinligedengyixia,hejianghaizheishiyoufanleshenmeshi,jintianqinqidouzai,zheibushidiuliandiudafalema?

“haha,woganggangshuoshenmelaizhe,shouletadevcd,baobuzhunpaichusuodeyaoshangmen,jieguozheihaimeiyihuigongfurenjiajiulaizhuizangle,xiaosiwole。”chenxiaoqingxingzailehuo。

hejianghaizheishifangxiashoulidehuo,youxienamendezouchuzaofang。

“jingchatongzhi,woshihejianghai,chushenmeshile?”

“nishangwushibushimaijiyinhedafandianyiqianduomeiguihua?”

“对。”

“neinigenyinhedafandiandediangongzhangdachaorenshima?”

hejianghaiyaoyaotou:“burenshi。”

“shima?fandianneibianbaojing,shuonigenzhangdachaohehuopianqian,nihaishixiangenwomenzouyitangba。”

合伙骗钱?

hejianghaihenkuaifanyingguolaishizenmehuishi,gujizijizoulezhihou,maxiaomiaogenhumingjuedezheijianshixiqiao,yiweizijigendiangongchuantonghao,suoyibaolejing。

shiyizhicitayezhinengwunaidediandiantou,tongyigenminjingzou,zhishizoudeshihou,tajichenyuanyuanliaoxiayijuhua:“niyaoxiangxinwo,womeiyoupianqian,paichusuohuihaiwoqingbaide。”

taqianjiaogangzou,yuanzilijiuzhaleguo。

“haiyiweitafacailecaisonglaizheimeguizhongdeheli,yuanlaishipianlaideqian。”

“zheijiahuoguorangougaibulechishi。”

“yuanyuanjintianjiubugairangtalai,zheimeteshuderizichulezheimegeshi,diurenbushuohaihenbujili。”

chenjianjuntingzhezheifanhua,xinlihuoqizhiwangtoushangmao,tagancuinaqivcdrengdaoledamenwaimian:“**huiqi。”

chenyuanyuandelianse,cishiziranshiquanchangzuinankande。

yifangmiantaduihejianghaigengjiashiwang,hejianghaijitashuomaimeiguihuadeshishitajiujuedeloudongbaichu,meixiangdaotajurangenbierenlianheqilaipianqian。

lingyifangmiantayejuedekuiduijialikuiduididi,ruguotajiandingyidianburanghejianghaijinjiamen,huoxujiubuhuifashengzheishi。

nvermengmenghaixiaobudongshi,tajuedebababeijingchazhuazoushiyijianhenkepadeshi,zheishiwadeyishengkuleqilai:“babaqunalila,woyaobaba!”

tayiku,lixueqinjiubunaifandemadao:“kugepi,nengbunengbiekule,kudelaozixinfanyiluan。”

chenyuanyuanjiangnverbaojinhuaili,youxieshengqidekanzhelixueqin:“ma,tazhishigehaizi,nichongtafashenmehuo。”

“nibiegenwofeihua,ganjinbatajiwodaizou,kanzhexinfan。”shuozhe,lixueqinhaidiguqilai:“dangchujiubutongyinimenliangjiehun,nipianbuting,feiyaojiajita,xianzaihouhuileba?woquanniganjingentalihun,buranyihouyounikutouchide。”

chenyuanyuanmeiyoushuohua,baoqinverzouchuyuanzi,yanleiyezaizheiyikeliulexialai……

派出所。

hejianghaikanzhezuozaiduimiandemaxiaomiaogenhuming,youxiekuxiaobude:“wogendiangongzhendeburenshi,wozhishitingshuonimenkenengxuyaodaliangmeiguihua,caishixianqumaide。”

“nizheihuasheixin?diangongzheibianbahuahuile,neibiannijiusonglaile,erqiebuduobushaoganghaoyiqianduo,jiagehaigaodelipu,baifenbainimenchuantonghaole。”

“wogendiangongdouwanquanburenshi,wozhenmeigentachuantong。”

maxiaomiaohengleyisheng,kanxianghuming:“huzong,womenquanbanrendouzhidaotashiduruming,daochukengmengguaipian,zheizhongrendehuanijuedezannengxinma?”

humingdianzheyizhiyan,daliangqihejianghai。

buguanshizhiqianmaihuadeshihouhaishixianzai,tadoujuedehejianghaideyantanjuzhiheshenshangsanfachulaideqichang,bihenduotasuojiandaodedarenwudouyaowenzhongdaqi。

hennanxiangxinzheiyangyigeren,juranshimaxiaomiaozuilixianglajiyiyangdedugui。

zhengyaoshuohua,yougeminjingzoujinlai。

tagaosujiren,jingguodiaochapaichuhejianghaigendiangonghemoudexianyi。

yuanyinshidiangongqueshigenhejianghaiburenshi,erqietazhisuoyicongtizishangshuaixialai,zuizhuyaodeyuanyinshilianggexiaohaizizaiwanshuabuxiaoxinbatizizhuangdao,yuxianshejidekenengxingbuda。

“neizheiyetaiqiaoleba?”maxiaomiaoyouxiebuganxin。

“shiqingqueshijiushizheimeqiao。”

hejianghaixiaolexiaozhanqishen:“neijingchatongzhi,wonengzouleba?”

“可以。”

congpaichusuochulai,hejianghaizhengyaoqushangchangmaishentimiandeyifu,haoquzhuanlingwaiyibiqian,shenhouturanchuanlaihumingdeshengyin。

“hexiansheng,nengbunengjiandanliaoliangju?”

“聊什么?”

“wonengbunengwenwenni,nizenmejiuneimequedingwomenhuimainidemeiguihua,ruguowomenbumai,nineixiehuadasuanzenmechuli?”

“wojianxinnimenhuimai。”

“shima?nidezixinlaiyuanyuna?”

“我的直觉。”

tingdaozhijueerzi,humingxiaole:“nizheigehuidayouxiefuyan。”

“woshuodeshizhende,queshishiwodezhijue,erqiewohaiyougezhijue,gennimenfandianxixixiangguan,buzhidaonixiangbuxiangting。”

“说来听听。”

“nimenfandianshibushidasuanzaixiazhoujubanyigeshijizhimodepinjiudahui?”

“对,怎么了。”

“jushuonifuqinjiushikaoniangjiufajiade,nimenjiadedijiaolimianhaicunyoushiwunianqianjiaozangdehaojiu,nidasuandaoshihouzaipinjiudahuishangbazheixiejiunachulairangdajiapinchangduiba?”

“woqueshiyouzheigedasuan。”

“kewodezhijuegaosuwo,nimenjiazheipijiaozangshiwuniandejiuchuwentile,kenengshidangchufengkoumeiyouzuohao,yekenengshidijiaojinguoshuitaichaoshi,jiulimianzishenglehenduoweishengwuheyouhaiwuzhi,renhelerongyichushi。”

hejianghaizhisuoyizheiyangshuo,neishiyinweidangnianqinvlishimeiduojiu,yinhedafandianjiugaolezheiyangyigepinjiudahui,huishanghenduorenhelejiuzhongledu,qizhongyougerenhaichadianqiangjiubuguolai。

youyuzhongduderentaiduo,zheijianshijiyinhedafandianzaochengdemingyusunshikeweicanzhong,erneipijiuzhisuoyichulewenti,zhengshiyinweifengkoumeizuohao,jiashangdijiaochaoshidaozhide,gongzuorenyuanzaidakaidijiaozhihou,yemeiyouzixijiancha,zhijiejiubanzhejiuqulepinjiudahui,daozhifashenglehoumiandeshiqing。

“womenjiadijiaodejiuyixiangbaocunhenhao,buhuichuxiannisuoshuodewenti。”humingbutaixiangxinhejianghaidezhijue。

“neinibufangtiqianrangrendakaichayanyixiajiudepinzhi,fanzhengxiazhoujiuyaojubanpinjiudahuile,xianzaikaijiaoyebusuantaizao,duima?”

humingyuyanyouzhi,suihouxiaozhekanlekanshoubiao:“haole,wohaiyoushijiuxianzoule。”

genmaxiaomiaoshangleche,wangfandianzoudelushang,tajijiujiaodefuzerendaqudianhua:“bashiwuniandejiujiaodakai,haohaochachazheipijiudepinzhi,kankanyoumeiyouhuaidiao。”