shangguanxinyiyuquantianruiduishiyiyan，congcongzoulejinqu。
“ba，ninbiejidong，ninnvernenghuozhe，haizhaodaozheimeshuaidelaogongjiuhenbucuole，ninyinggaigaoxingcaiduima！”shangguanwuhuduzibanbashoudazaiguyunzhendelunyibeishang。
上官霖瞪眼。
xiaoguinvhuijiatahaimeiyangjitianjiubeibiedenanrendiaozoule，tagaoxinggepi！
tashangqianbaxiaoguinvchedaozijishenhou，zhuanshenlengzheliankanlunyishangdenanren：“nijiaoshenmemingzi？naliren？nishizenmeguaipianwubaojiajinide？”
shishenmelvjingrangtayiweizijidenverchunliangwugu？
guyunzhenshenjuanjunmeidelianshangbolanbujing，kanleyanzaishangguanlinshenhoudianqijiaokanxiangzijideshangguanwu，dichenkaikou：“bofu，woshiguyunzhen，dichengren。qiantianwanshanglingaisheshenjiuwo，wozuoweinanren，yinggaiduitafuze。”
“sheshenjiuni？weishenmeyaosheshenjiuni？”
shangguanlinjinzhangdewendao，tongshihuitoushangxiadaliangxiaoguinv，youlazhetadejianbangzhuanleliangquan，kankanyoumeiyoushoushang，danshikandaotadequnzi，meitoudazhou。
“tazenmerangnizheimechuan？wanyishouliangzenmeban？”
“ba，shiwotiaodela。”
shangguanwuzuijiaoweichou，zheihuatiguaideyoudianyuan。
buguoguyunzhenweitakailetou，taziranyaozhuazhujihui，zhudongwendao：“ba，nibuxiangzhidaowoweishenmehuijiutama？”
shangguanlintuokouerchu：“dangranshinixinditaishanlianga！”
是亲爸！
shangguanwuyanlidexiaoyijiashen，bazuotianduinainaishuodehuazhongfuyibianhou，“koushuowuping，zheishitangjiehetapengyoudeliaotianjilu，nimenxiankankan。”
shuozhe，tacongduweishouzhongjieguo4azhi，jizaichangdezhangbeimeirenfaleyifen。
shangguanxinyiyanpitiaoletiao，zhijueyoushenmedongxituolilezhangkongban，lianmangzoudaotamashenbian，yiqikanzhezhishangdeneirong，moditongkongyisuo。
“xiaomei，womeishuoguozheiyangdehuaa，zheishihechengdema？”
shangguanxinyizhuangzuoyilianmangrandekanxiangshangguanwu。
“唉。”
shangguanwutankouqi，yilianwunaidekanzheta：“tangjie，mafannidezhishangshaoweitupoyixianideshengaoe，ruguoshihechengdedongxi，wonachulaitushenme，tubeimameinaozima？”
没脑子？
她是在故意骂她吧！
shangguanxinyiqidelianyizhenqingyizhenbai，zhengbiandao：“neishinibeipianlea，yourentiaobowomenjiemeideguanxi，nandaoniningyuanxiangxinwairendehua，yebuxiangxintangjiema？”
shangguanwuguzuojingyadewenta：“sheitiaobo？shizixuhaishiwuyouya？”
什么子虚什么乌……
shangguanxinyimengdifanyingguolai，shangguanwushizaishuotapingkongniezao，zaichaofengta！
tadingzheshangguanwu，zheimezhangshijianzhinachuyidianliaotianjilu，shouliyinggaimeibiedezhengju，suoyizhiyaotabuchengrenjiuhaole。
“xiaomei，wozhidaonixinliyijingrendingshiwole，keshiwozhendemeishuoguoneiyangdehua。
wopengyoujiaowochuquwan，wodainiqu，shixiangrangnirenshixinpengyou，buyongyigerengudanwuliaodedaizhe。
erqiewohuijiashiyeshiwenguonide，shinituikaiwo，rangwoxianhuijiadea，niwanglema？”
yigerenhezuijiubujidefashengguodeshihenzhengchang。
shangguanxinyizhuazhuzheidian，zhenzhenjiajiadeshuozhe，zhangbeimenkantamengezhiyici，buxiangtamensipolian，kendinghuixuanzexishiningren。
sijici，tazhudongrencuodao：“ruguozaozhidaohuifashengneizhongshiqing，wojiushibangyehuibaxiaomeibanghuijiade，doushiwodecuo，shiwomeiyouzhaoguhaoxiaomei，yeye，ninchengfawoba。”
shangguanlaoyeziyilianweiyandeshenshilianggesunnv。
dadezheigeba‘wairen’daihuilai，‘wuju’jiachouwaiyang，xinsizhaoranruojie。
xiaodezheigegengdadan，genrenlingzhengjiehunlecaigaosujiazhang。
都不是省油的灯啊！
shangguanlaoyezitanlekouqi，gurenchangshuobuchibulongbuzuojiaweng，danzheijianshiyidanshushi，jiubushijiemeijiandexiaodaxiaonao，ershiyugerenpindeyouguan，bunenghexini。
“siyatou，nihaiyoubiedezhengjuma？”
“yeye，woyoutangjielianggehaopengyoudeluyinweizheng。”
shangguanwudakaishoujibofangzhaogongluyin。
【wobuzhidaoneixienanrenshishei，doushixinyianpaide，tarangwomenbashangguanwuguanzui，qitadeshijiubuyongguanle。】
【shixinyirangwomenzuode……tataoyantatangmei，yaobarenganhuixiangxia……yinweitadayingbangwoshuidaohexiua……duibuqiwozhidaocuole，zaiyebuganlewuwu……】
shangguanxinyimengrandengdayanjing，tabushigaosutamengaizenmezuoma？weishenmehaiyaobatagongchulai？aruitinglehuizenmekanta？
tahouhuibatadaiguolaile！
danruguomeiyoushangguanwu，zheiyiqiedoubuhuifasheng！
shangguanxinyiyoujiyouhendikanxiangshangguanwu，doushita，douguaita，jingranshichubigongzheizhongbeibideshouduan，nandaozheijiushitajiajiyigecanfeideyuanyin？
ganshoudaotadehenyi，shangguanwulengzhelianshangqian，yihuishoujiuchaotadelianshanguoqu！
啪！
wubiqingcuixiangliangdebazhangshengxiangqi，suoyourendoulengle。
shangguanxinyilianshangheranchuxianwugeshouzhiyin。
xiayimiao，shangguanwuwuzhuxiongkou‘aiyo’yisheng。
zaichangderen：……beidaderenhaimeijiao，darenderenquexianhanshangle？
shangguanlinjinzhangdeguanxindao：“wubaonizenmele？”
guyunzhenyoushendemouzilihuaguoyimojingguang，xijingdebiaoyankaishile。
果然！
“gangcaitangjiekanwodeyanshen，rangwoyouzhongbeidushedingshangdeganjue，taiherenle！”
shangguanwuliuluchuyifupapadebiaoqing，huanshiyiquan，zhanshengjieshidao：“wobushishuotangjieshidushea，douguaiwoyuwenbutaihao，kuazhangshoufayongdebuqiadang，tangjiebuhuihewojijiaoba？”
zheiyangdejieshihaiburubujieshi！
danqitarenkanzhezuozailunyishangdenanren，zirenweizhidaoshangguanwushengqideyuanyin，yejiumoxuletadepiqi。
shangguanxinyizeqidechadiantuxue！
zheige**jingranbitahaihuiyanxi，xinzhonghendebuxing，danpianpianhaiyaozhuangchuyifushanjierenyideyangzi，anweita：“buhuide，woshijiejie，zenmehuihenijijiaoni。”
dunshi，shangguanwulenglengkaikou：“neiniweishenmeduiwochongmanhenyi，niyoushenmezigehenwo？xiayaodeshini，edudeshini，biqiniduiwozuodeshi，zheiyibazhangyijinghenqingle，bushima？”
shangguanxinyicuoededengdayanjing。
“womeiyou……”taqiujiudekanxiangmamachumingshu。
chumingshumeixiangdaonverhuizuozheizhongshi，haibeizhuadaolebabing，danfantagenzijishangliang，shangguanwudoubiexiangzhaodaorenhezhengju！
chumingshukanxiangdajiazhangshangguanlaoyeziwendao：“ba，wonengshuojijuhuama？”
shangguanlaoyezikaikou：“nishuo。”
chumingshushuodao：“woyouliangdianbutaimingbai，diyi，xinyihaoxindaisiyatourenshixinpengyou，cuolema？siyatouchushi，womendoubuyuankandao，danxinyihuijiaqianjiaolesiyatoua。
dier，woshuojunantingde，yiguxianshengdeqingkuang，yinggaiqiangpobulesiyatouba？”