第6章 我是认真的

jiangjianshengdaizheyangqimianzhao,shenshangchazhehaojigenguanzi,liangyanjinbi,miansecanbai,qixiyanyan。

guyouhoutouyigeng,tuiyiwanjiuzaibingchuangqianguixiale。

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guyouyouxieshishen,liangshouxiayishifuzaixiaofushang。

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jianghanchelianmangfuqita,dishenganwei:“yishengshuoyijingduguoweixianqi,meishile。”

hewanhuasuiranbiezheyiduzihuo,danguyouliangcixiagui,taiduchengken,tadexinyeruanle。

“nizijiyeyishenshang,ganjinhuiqutangzheba。”

guyoushenxiyikouqi,huanhuanhuchu,zhishihewanhuadeyanjing,yuqichengkenyouzhengzhong。

“bomu,yiqiandoushiwobudongshi,zuolehutushi,rangninhejiangboboshiwangle。yihouwozaiyebuhuifanhunle,qingninxiangxinwo。”

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“youyoua,acheduinizhenxinshiyi,wohenijiangboboyeyixiangjiangnidangqinguinvchong。”

“bomuduinimeibiedeyaoqiu,zhixiwangninenggenachehaohaode,xiangqinxiangai,bierangwomenzuofumudecaoxin。”

hewanhualazheguyoudeshou,shuodaodongqingchu,bujinyanfanleihua。

“wohenijiangbobodoushikuaiqishisuiderenle,zheiyishengdafengdalangdouguolaile,xianzainianjidale,zhixiwangersunmantang,anxiangtianlunzhile。”

“ersunmantang”sigezi,lingguyouxinkouyizhenjinsuo。

tademamahesigehaizi,quandouhuizaishenxintanghejiangtaoshouli。

zheigechou,tayidingyaobao!

bixurangzhanandunvxuezhaixuechang!

jianghanchejianguyouyongliyaozhezuichun,yiweitabuhaoyisi,lianmangjiangtaladaozijishenhou。

“ma,youyouhaixiao,nintaizhejile。”

hewanhualianyiban,meihaoqidedui:“youyouhaixiao,kenibuxiaolea!nidousanshisuile,zaibujiehun,nixiangjisinilaonianga?”

jianghanchezuijiaochoulechou,yilianheixian,lazheguyoujiuzou。

hewanhuayadishengyinjiaodao:“ai,wohaimeishuowanni!”

zouchubingfang,guyouxieyankanzhejianghanche。

“看什么?”

“wohaixiao,kenibuxiaole。ache,bomudouxiannilaoni。”

jianghanchedelianshunjianheichenheichende,yanshenlengdelihai,jixiaozhefanwen:“neisheibulao?jiangtaoma?”

guyouyiye,lianmangtaohaodelalajianghanchedeshou,ruanruandesajiao。

“nianlingdaxiehaoa,zhidaotengren。neinianjixiaode,zijidouzhaogubuhaoziji,zenmenengtuofuzhongshenni?”

jianghanchelengliedepietayiyan,jiangtasonghuibingfang,yiyanbufadementoujiuzou。

“阿彻!”

jianghanchejiaobuyidun,meihuitou,sangyinlengdan:“shenmeshi?”

“我是认真的。”

nanrentingbadeshenbanyizhan,huanhuanhuitou,shensuirutandemouziningzhuta。

mouguangfengruirudao,bujitabandianduobideyudi。

“dayingguowodeshiqingjiubunengfanhui,nixiangqingchu。”

guyouqiangrenzhexuanyunqingqingdianleyixiatou。

jianghancheshenshendekantayiyan,shenmedoumeishuo,huiguotou,bujinbumandezouchubingfang。

zhishibulvbilaishiqingkuaixuduo,zuijiaoqingweishangyangchuyigeqianqiandehudu。

guyouchongzhemenkouzhouzhebizihenhenhengleyisheng,piezuitucao。

“yaobuyaozheimegaoleng?liwoyixiahuisia!”

qianshi,tajiushibuxihuanjianghanchedechenmoguayan,erbeizuitianhuihongrendejiangtaojipianle。

xiangdaojiangtao,guyoubujinyouxiehaoqi。

qianshitayisixiangbi,jianghanchepajinyibu**ta,zhihaodayingfangguojiangtao。

zheiyishitabuzaitijiangtaoqiuqing,yebuzhidaotaxianzaizenmeyangle。

说曹操,曹操到。

bingfangmenhuranbeiqingqingtuikai,jiangtaonieshouniejiaodezoujinlai。

“悠悠!”

guyouzhengchushen,lengbudingbeiheleyitiao,zhoumeidengta,meihaoqidehechi。

“你来干什么?”

jiangtaoyileng,cuoedewangzheta。

qiantianhaiaidesiquhuolai,jintianquerucilengdan。

“youyou,nizenmele?”

guyoufanlegebaiyan,zhilezhinaodaishanghouhoudeshabu:“nixiaa?”

jiangtaoyiye,dengzheyanjingdingzheguyoudelianzixiduanxiang,xiangkanchutajiujingnagenjindacuole。

banshang,jiangtaotunletuntuomo,cuozheshouzhizhiwuwudekaikou。

“youyou,nijiujiuwo!”

guyoumeitouyitiao,jixiaodao:“jiuni?zenmejiu?”

“niquzhaonainaiheyaoshuqiuqing,rangtamenbuyaoqiannuyuwo。”

“he!nirangwoyigezuikuihuoshouquqiuqing,kaiwanxiaodeba?”guyoulengxiao,“wozishennanbao,haixiangbaituonizheiweijiangjiaxiaoshaoyetiwoqiuqingni。”

jiangtaozoujinjibu,tianzheliansichanlanda。

“youyou,niyezhidao,wobashisishengzi,nainaihenwoba,wojiushizhazaitaxinkoushangdeyigenci。xianzaidaidaojihui,tayidinghuibawozheigencibadiaode。”

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“nainaiyixiangchongni,yaoshuduinigengshisixintadi,tamenbuhuinanweinide。youyou,nijiujiuwo,buranwojiuwandanle!”

guyoulengyanpangguan,manbujingxindebawanshouzhi。

“shuodeyeshi,**mafangzheduiwosixintadidejianghanchebuyao,pianpianyaogenyigelianwozhongshangbansidoubuganlaikanwoyiyandewonangfeizaiyiqi?”

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“youyou,wo……woyizhihendanxinni,keshi……keshinainaita……tadeshouduannishizhidaode,wo……”

guyoulengbingbingdedaduan:“wozhidao,niyoukuzhong,niwanbudeyi,niwukenaihe。”

jiangtaofangfomeitingchuguyouhualidefengci,houzhelianpiqiuqing。

“youyou,ninenglijiewo,neizhenshizaihaobuguole。zanmenneimeduoniandeganqing,niyebuxiangwobeiganchujiangjiaba?youyou,niqubangwoqiuqiuqing,qiunile。”

guyouliaozheyanpiziwangzhetianhuaban,chenmolezuzubanfenzhong,caitanlekouzhangqi,yilianwukenaihe。

“我求情管用么?”

jiangtaodaxiguowang,lianmangdao:“guanyong!guanyong!yaoshuduinibaiyibaishun,zhiyaoniquqiuta,tayidingdaying。”

“neitayaoshibudayingni?”

jiangtaoyileng,yanjingyimi,yuqilenglie:“tayaoshibudaying,nijiuyikuernaosanshangdiao,tabushedenishanghaiziji,zonghuidayingde。”

guyoudexin,shunjianchenrubingku。

suishuotayijingzhidaojiangtaodezhenmianmu,danqinertingdaotarangtatongguozicanlaibipojianghanche,haishijinbuzhuxinhanchileng。

zheijiushitaquanxinquanyiaimudenanren。

呵!

“youyou,wodesihuokejiuquankaonile,niyidingyaojiuwo!”jiangtaoyibazhuazhuguyoudeshou,kuazheliankelianbabadeaiqiu。

guyoufangfobeidusheyaoleyikou,mengranchouhuishou,hanzheliandengtayiyan。

“出去!”

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“wozheijiuzou,zheijiuzou。nifangxin,yaoshuchuqule,tabuhuizhidaode。youyou,nikeqianwanyaojiuwoa!”

jiangtaoyiliuyanzoule,gentaomingside。

guyoutankaishou,zhangxinlimanshizhijiaqiachudehenji。

ruguotabutijiangtaoqiuqing,hewanhuayidinghuibataganchujiangjia。

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不能就这么便宜他!