di6zhanglaopo，woyouqianle！
yitingdaohanbingwenyaojiadatouzi，liguangtoulikejiubadianhuaguale。
“zheijiushinishuodeyiwai？”
liguangtouzhidaohanbingwentouziguimobuxiao，xianrujinjuranhaiyaojiadalidu，fenmingjiubiaoshizheikuaidipijiazhijigao！
kezheisuchenjuranshuotamenhuipeideyiganerjing，guoranshimeianhaoxin！
“xiaohuozi，zheixianihaiyoushenmehaoshuode？”
donglaodanxiaozhe，taconglaimeiyouhuaiyiguozijidetouziyanguang，gengbukenengbeiyanqianzheiershilaisuidenianqingrenhuzhu。
suchenyijiumianbugaise，yitingdaohanbingwendemingzi，tajiumingbaishizenmehuishile。
hanbingwenneibianlvxianchulewenti，biranshixiangyaojiangdisunshi，zheicaiduiqitatouzirendaqilewaixinsi。
“donglao，tajiushigedugun，shenmedoubudongde。”
liguangtoujiaojidao：“jiranhanbingwenneibiandoujiadatouzi，neiwomenkendingyebunengluoxia，yaobuwoqudaigejibaiwan，zaiwangliduotoudian？”
tajiandaoshangji，wanquanbuxiangfangguo，xianzaitoudeyueduo，daoshihoushouyishichengbeizengzhangde。
donglaochenyinpianke：“zheidequeshigejihui，wodagedianhua，zaitouyiqianwan！”
liguangtouyiting，zaiyebuyouyule，dangxiajiuzhunbeiqidaikuancailiao。
donglaoyenachushouji，yaojishouxiadadianhua，lijianpaitouruzijin。
jiuzaidonglaobotongdianhuadeneiyike，yizhidashouturanjiangtadeshoujiduozou。
suchenanxiaguajijian：“xianzaitouqianjiushizaiwangshuilireng，liangehuixiangdoutingbujiande。”
donglaolianseshunjianyinchen，zhiqianneiguheshandexiaorongdangranwucun。
duanrencailu，yourusharenfumu，suchenzheiyangdexingwei，fenmingjiushizaitiaozhantadedixian！
“suchen!niganduidonglaobujing！”
liguangtoufenranqishen，niejinlequantoujiuyaochongshanglai。
“慢着。”
donglaotaishouzhizhileliguangtoudexingdong，chenzheliandao：“xiaohuozi，nizuihaojiwoyigejieshi，fouzebieguaiwozheibalaogutoubukeqile。”
yigubirendeqichangshunjianxilai，jiulianliguangtoudoubuzijuebeihoufaliang。
donglaosuirankanqilaicimeishanmu，danzuoshishouduanleilifengxing，dezuitaderen，conglaidoumeiyouhaoxiachang。
dansuchenzhishijiangshoujifanghuizhuoshang，dandandao：“hanbingwendegongsiyijingshoudaotouziyingxiang，bojidaonimenzheizhishishijianwenti。”
“你放屁!”
liguangtoucuileyikou：“wodouyijingdadianhuaquerenguole，hanbingwendetouziruguochulewenti，zenmekenenghaijiadatouzilidu，nidangwoshisansuixiaohaini！”
donglaodiandiantou：“ruguozhendechulewenti，wozheibianweiheyidiantongzhidoumeishoudao，mofeinirenweiwonianjidale，xiaoxihaimeiyounilingtong？”
“donglao，biegentafeihuale，wokantajiushilaizhaoyaozhuangpiande，woxianzaijiubatahongchuqu!”
liguangtouhaobukeqidituizhesuchendejianbang，jiangtachaomenwaiganqu。
“nimenxianzaichezihailaideji，daoshihouhuijiuwanle。”
suchenyebufankang，renyouliguangtoutuizhe。
“我撤你大爷！”
liguangtouhuole，taiqiyiquanjiuyaochuizaisuchenlianshang。
jiuzaizheishi，donglaodedianhuaxiangle。
“wei，donglao，chushile!”
“dipijiancechuhanyoudalianghuaxuewuzhi，beiminglinghuafenweifeidi，yongbushangyong！”
donglaodengdashuangyan，liguangtoutaidaobankongzhongdequantouyejiangzhule。
地皮真的出事了！
liguangtouwanquanlengzhule，yizhishouhaianzaisuchenjianbangshang，meiyoufanyingguolai。
donglaodaoshifanyinghenkuai：“kuaisongshou！”
tazhanqishenlaidaosuchenshenbian，yilianningzhong：“xiaohuozi，nishizenmezhidaozheigexiaoxide？”
suchenpailepaijianbang，danrandao：“woyigedugun，shenmedoubudong，haishibieshuole，zaijianba。”
shuozhe，suchenzhuanshenyuzou。
“等一下！”
donglaojile，yibazhangchouxiangliguangtou：“haibukuaixiangxiaohuozidaoqian!”
liguangtoulianshangxunsuzhongqihongyin，dangubushangteng，lianlianchongzhesuchenhayao：“su......suxiansheng，zhiqianshiwomangzhuangle，kenqingninyuanliang！”
“suxiansheng，woyibalaogutou，yanjingmeiyouyiqianliangle，duoyoudezuihaixiwangbuyaojieyia。”
jiuliandonglaodechenghudouhuanle，taxianzaijihurendingsuchenbeihouyidingyouweigaoquanzhongderen，fouzezenmekenengtiqianzhidaozheixiexiaoxide？
jirandonglaodoudaoqianle，suchenyebuduanzhe，zhiyandao：“ruguonimenxiangwanhuisunshidehua，jiuanwoshuodequzuo。”
jiezhe，suchenshuochujizhongchulifangan，liguangtoutingdeyilengyilengde，jiuliandonglaodouzhibuzhudiantou，xinzhongqinpeiyujia。
tingwanzhihou，donglaolikeanpaishouxiazhaozuo，guobuqiran，meiduojiujiuchuanlaihaoxiaoxi，touzikuandabanshouhui，sunshiyijingjiangdaozuidi。
ruguobushisuchen，kongpatamenbudanyaopeideyiganerjing，gengshiyaobaibaizaiwanglidajinquyiqianduowan！
donglaocikekansuchendeyanshenyijingbianle，yisuchenganggangtichudeneixiefangan，takeyikending，suchenjiusuanbeihoumeiren，yeyidingshigeshangyeqicai！
“suxiansheng，youjianshidongmouxianghenishangliangyixia。”
donglaomuguangzhuore，jiangsuchenladaoshenbianzuoxia：“dongmouxiangyaoqingni，laijieshouwodegongsi。”
cihuayichu，pangbiandeliguangtoudunshijingdiaolexiaba。
yaozhidaodonglaodeyuntianjituan，keshizhangkongzhezhenggejiangzhoudedichanxingye！
“bumannishuo，wonianjidale，yuntianjituanyedaburuqian，woquewunengweili，jintianwokandaolexiwang，yousuxianshengzai，yuntianjituanyidingnenggouzhongxianhuihuang，shenzhidadaolingyigegaodu！”
donglaoyanzhongshanshuozheguangmang。
liguangtouyezaiyipangyinghedao：“suxiansheng，ninjiudayingba，congjinwanghou，woliguangtouweininmashoushizhan！”
ruguobushisuchen，tabishengdejixujiuzajinqule。
suchenyouyupianke，haishidiandiantou，taxianzaidequexuyaoyigejihui，jinguanzhishidaidonglaoguanligongsi，yeyuanbiyiwusuoyouyaohaotaiduo。
donglaomianseyixi，likenachushoujicaozuoleyifan。
jinjiezhesuchendeshoujilaileduanxin。
“suxiansheng，zheishiwankuai，shiwodeyidianxinyi，qingwubishouxia！”
donglaoyancikenqie，suchenyemeiyoujujue，tadangxiajixudejiushiqian，genghekuangzijiyebushiwugongshoulu。
jiansuchenshouxiahou，donglaozheicaisonglekouqi，xinzhongyikedashitouluolexialai。
zheishiliguangtouturanxiangqilaishenme：“neigehanbingwenjuranfangchujiadatouzizheiyangdexuetou，xianxiehaiwomenzaijinqu，biranrangtafuchudaijia!”
“duandiaotasuoyoudezijinlian，danfantahaiyouyidingdianqise，jiushidongmoudeshizhi！”
donglaoyanzhongshanshuozhelengse。
bangwan，suchencongdudanglikai，huidaojiahou，linxiaoduziyirenzuozaiketing。
suchenxiaozhezouguoqu：“laopo，woyouqianle!”
shuozhe，tajiangteyiquchulaideshiwankuainadaolinxiaomianqian。