第6章 老婆的转变

“yaya,zhongwuxiangchishenme?diejinizuohaochide。”helaopofenbie,zhaojiangchuanbaozhehaiziwendao。

yayazhengzhedayan,manliantianzhenshuodao:“haichimiantiaoba!”

“miantiaoyoushenmehaochide!”zhaojiangchuanmeihaoqishuodao,tadoubuzhidaomiantiaoyoushenmehaochide。

yayatinglaodiezheimeshuo,mengdongbujieshuodao:“miantiaobianyia,wumaoqianjiugouzanmenchidele。”

便宜?

zhaojiangchuanwanwanmeixiangdaohaizijingranhuizheimeshuo,lengleyixia,xiongkoudunshiyoudiandu,zaikanhaizimoyang,takuijiudeyijuhuadoushuobuchulaile。

yayayijingwusui,nvhaizibenlaiyinggaizhanggezibijiaozaocaidui。

danhetonglingrenxiangbi,xiaolianyouxiefahuang,youshouyouai,mingxianzhangqiyingyangbuliang。

zheidoushizhaojiangchuanchenmidubodailaidee,zhiyouyingqianle,tacaihuigaoxingmaidiandongxihuilaigaishanshenghuo。

danshidujiushu,jieguoshijialishenmedongxidoubeitanaqudushule,yiniandaotouzhiyouguoniancaihuimaishangbanjindaotourouyonglaijingshen,xiwangshenxiannengbaoyoutalainianfengdubiying。

chulezheidiandaotourou,yezhiyouqinqijiabaijiuxi,haizicainenggenzheguoqujiadianyingyang,pingshineishiliangejidandoushebudechi。

queshaoyoushui,youyaozhangshenti,haiziyingyangnenggendeshangcaiguaile。

zhaojiangchuanyanquanfasuan,youxiegengyan,anhenzijiyiqiandeneizhongyuchun。

buguanyongshenmebanfazhuanqian,doushiweileshenghuo,yeshiweileyijiarenkeyiguodegenghao。

yiqiandetaquechundaowangjilechuxin,chenmidubobukeziba,chengleqiandenuli,chengledudenuli。

budanwangjizijiyuanbenshixiwangrangjiarenkeyiguohaorizi,fanerhairenhaiji,rangsuoyouzuiqinderengenzheshoukushoutong,beiwairenchaofengjixiao。

weishenme,dangchudezijizheimechun,zheimebushigedongxi,lianwusuidehaizidouburuni?

daizhezheiyangdekuijiu,zhaojiangchuanwendao:“yaya,nihuiguaidiedieyiqianshigedahuaidanma!”

“diediebushihuaidan!”yayaxiaonaodaiyaodegenbolangguyiyangshuodao:“mamashuodiediezhishimilule,dengzhaodaohuijiadelu,jiubianhuibianhaode!”

迷了路?

zhaojiangchuanjingliguozhuduokanke,youliangshiweiren,dantingdaozheihua,neixinhaishiyizhenzhandou。

duoshaogeriye,yibiyan,jiushiniangliangcanbaidelianse,yuanhendeyanshen。

tabenyiwei,laopohehaiziyidinghuihenziji,hentazheigedie,caihuiqutouhezisha,quemeixiangdao,tingdaolezheimeyijuhua。

“diedie!nizenmele?”yayakandaozhaojiangchuanjingshenhuanghuang,mengmengdongdongwenleyiju。

zhaojiangchuanzheicaifaxianzijizoushendekongdang,jingranzhendemilelu,tazanghaoxinlidewanbanqingxushuodao:“diediemeishi,yayaxiangbuxiangchimifan,diediejinizuo。”

xiaohaizidexinsihenjiandan,chimiantiao,zhiyouqingcai,chimifan,jiuyouchaocaile。

yayaxiaozuiyilie,gaoxingshuodao:“haoa!haoa!zanmenhaojiudoumeichidamifanle。”

“......”

chiyidunmifan,yaohuadeqianbichimiantiaoduo。

yibamiantiaozhiyaowumaoqian,yijinmikeshideyikuaiduo,chiyidunxialai,jiachaocai,chengbenqimadesansikuai。

jializhiyoushiwukuaiqian,nengmaidedongxishizaiyouxian,wujinmiyongdiaoliukuaiduo,banjinrouhualesankuai,jigeqinglajiao,yixieshucai,youyanjiangcu,shiwukuaijiuzhishengxiayikuaibamaoqian。

tizhedongxihuidaojia,zhaojiangchuanpayayayigerenzaijiawuliao,jiusuikoushuodao:“yaya,diediezuofan,nichuquzhaoduoduotamenwan,yihuihaole,wohannichifan。”

duoduoshigebijialinjudehaizi,heyayanianlingxiangfang,pingshijirendouhuicouzaiyiqiwanshua。tingdaofuqinzheimeshuo,yayabengbengtiaotiaohuangzhexiaobianzipaole。

zhaojiangchuanwangzhehaizidebeiying,weiweiyixiao。

shierfudedeganjue,hennuan,yehenhao!

zheibeizi,shuoshenmedoubunengzairangzheinianglianggenzhezijishoukule。

jialimeiqiuzaomeile,meiqigenbenyongbuqi,pingshidoushilaopozaichufangcunyouchaihuo,yongdaguozuofan。

zheiyangzhengmifan,tebiekaoyannengli,yaomezhubushu,yaomejiuhule。

炒菜,就更麻烦了。

yigerenyouyaoshaohuo,youyaozhangshao,shaobuliushenhuojiuximiele。

danzheinanbudaozhaojiangchuan,laopoyigerendounengzuo,takeshizaiwaimianpaoleershiduonian,shenmefanmeichiguo。

淘米,洗菜,切肉。

dengquanbuzhunbeihao,zaibacaihemirouhunhezaiyiqizhijiexiaguo,zhunbeizuoyigenanfangdetesexianfan。

kexi,xiangzherongyi,zuoqilaizongshitebienan。

zhaojiangchuanzaijiaconglaibuzuofan,gengbushaohuo,zongshishaozheshaozhe,huojiumiele。

yishangwuxialai,nongdeshihuitoutulian。

zheishi,laopodaizheyigesanshiduosuidenvrendaolejia。

nvrenmingjiaozhangxiuying,fumuhezhaojiangchuanfumushilaotongshi,dangchuzhaojiangchuanheaixiaoaijiehun,jiushitadangmeirencuohede。

yijinmen,zhangxiuyingjiuqishixiongxiongwendao:“xiaozhao,nishibushiyoudaxiaoaile?”

“womei......”zhaojiangchuanbeiwendeyileng,xiayishifanboleyiju。

zheihualimazhaolaizhangxiuyinggengdadenuhuo,tanubukeezhizheaixiaoailianshangdeyuqingshuodao:“haiganshuonimeiyou?zheibushinidadeshishenme?”

“zhangjie,wodougennishuolezheishishuaide!nibieshengqile。”aixiaoaiyankanzhangxiuyingqidebuqing,xiguanxingtizhaojiangchuankaituoqilai。

“xiaoai,nidangwoyanxia?kankannidoubataguanchengshenmeyangle,haititashuohua。”zhangxiuyingbeiqidegouqiang,hentiebuchenggangdeshuodao,genzhetahenhenwangzhezhaojiangchuanyifentianyingshuodao:“tiandixianayounizheiyangdenanren,kaozhelaopoyanghuo,tiantianjiuzhidaodapai,jiuzhei,nihaihaoyisidanilaopo,niliangxinbeigouchile?”

zhaojiangchuanbeima,cankuibuyi,jinguanneishiguoqudeta,danzhongjiudoushitagandehunzhangshi。

“duibuqi,zhangjie。nimadedui,yiqianwojiushige**,shiwoduibuqixiaoai!”

zheijiahuojingranhuishuoduibuqi?

zhangxiuyingxinzhongyizhenchayi,liangjiafubeijiaohao,tayesuanshikanzhezhaojiangchuanzhangdade,suoyicaidangmeirenbaaixiaoaijieshaojitadanglaopo。

zheiliangnian,yankanliangkouziriziyueguoyuebuchengyang,taqibuguojiuhuiguolaishuozhaojiangchuanliangju,danmeici,duifangdouhuihenbunaifan,shenzhishuoguantashenmeshizhileidehua。

bieshuoshidaoqianle,bunianrenzou,jiuyijingsuanshihaode。

buguo,liangniandehuaiyinxiang,yaogaibianyebushiyishibanhuideshi。

zhangxiuyingyanpiyitaiyouxiexianqishuodao:“niyebuyonggenwoshuoduibuqi,yaoduibuqi,niyeshiduibuqilaopohaizihaiyounidiema。”

“benlaiwoshibuxiangzaiguannide,zheihuishikanzaixiaoaimianzishangcaihouzhelianpigenchangzhangdalezhaohu。”

“yigeyueyousanbaiduo,gongzibusuandile,yebusuantailei,renjiasiwushisuidedounenggan,nibiezaigansantianliangtianyoupaole。”

“知道吗?”

yiqian,zhangxiuyingbangzhaojiangchuanjieshaoguogongzuo,meicitadouxianqigangongzidi,ganbuleyixingqijiupaole。

xiangdaozijiyiqiandehunzhang,zhaojiangchuanhanyandetongshi,feichangtouteng。

dayingba,changligongzigudingfa,yezuiduojiushiyangjiahukou,haiziyoumashangyaojiaoxuefei,tahaixiangjinkuaizhuanyibiqianjilaopoyigejingxini!

budayingba,laopoyijingbeizijishanghaidegoushenle,yaoshibuqu,takendingyouyaoduoxiangle。

wunaizhixia,zhaojiangchuanzhihaoyingzhetoupishuodao:“wozhidao!”

zhangxiuyingmingxianbuxiangxinzhaojiangchuandehua,zaicifanfudingzhulehaojibian,bijinggenchangzhangdazhaohurangrenjinquganhuo,meiganjitianrenpaole,talianshangyeguabuzhu。

zhaojiangchuanbeishuodelianshangyouxiere,zijiyiqiandebuchengqidaoshenmedibu,cainengrangrenzheimebufangxin,tingzhezhangxiuyingdefanfuluosuo,talianlianyingshi,youreqingwanliuqiduifangzaijialichifan。

zhangxiuyingmeiyouliuxia,youjiaodaileyibian,caiqizhezixingchelikai。

zhaojiangchuansongleyikouqi,gangzhunbeihanlaopohaizichifan,huranchajueyidaoqiguaidemuguang。

“怎么了,老婆?”

aixiaoaizhalezhayan,qingbuzijinyixiao:“kannilianshangnongde,kuaicaca,woqujiaoyayahuilaichifan。”

zhaojiangchuanwangzhelaopolianshangdexiaorong,yibajiangaixiaoailoudaolehuaili,zheiyangdeweixiao,duiyutaeryan,yijingershiduoniandoumeiyouzaijianguole。

aixiaoaitiaojianfansheyiweizhangfuyouyaodaziji,gangxiangzhengzha,jiutingdaozhaojiangchuanshuodao:“duibuqi,xiaoai!zheixienianrangnishoukule,jintiankaishi,woyidinghuihaohaoyangjia,buzairangnishoubandianweiqu,ruoweicishi,tiandaleipi。”

aixiaoaishentijianjianruanhua,chenguaishuodao: “bieluanfashi!woyoumeiguaiguoni,zhiyaoniyihoubuzaidubo,nenghaohaoguorizi,wojiumanzule。”

“nifangxin,zheiciwoyidingbuhuizairangnishiwang!”

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