人都死了,你还瞎折腾

jiangzhaojiyesanjihuyikoutongsheng,suihoufennupaoxiaozhizhejianghaotianfuziliangpokoudama。

“haonigejianglaoda,nizheishigongqisiyong,shijiangjiadezuiren!”

jianghaoxuanzhongyuzhaodaolejihui,zuibagenchiledabianyiyangchou:“woshuojiangzhezheixiaozaizizaganzheimexiaozhangni?nibajiangjiachuanchengshouzhuochuanjitagenwomensheishangliangle?”

“jiushidage,nizuodetaiguofenle!”jiangyueyesipolianpikailekou:“chuanchengxinwushishuyuzhenggejiangjiade,bushinijiadesiyoucaichan。”

“xianzairenjiangjiadechuanchengshouzhuole?”

jiangzhemuguangxilirudao,lengshengfanwen:“neiwotaiyeyechuanjiwobashouzhuo,rangwobajirenjiazhuzhiweishi,nimenzadouburenni?haiweileququjiyimeidao,jiubizhewobajiaochujiangjiachuanchengshouzhuoqupaimai,zheishijiangjiarengaigandeshima?”

“nitaiyeyehenibadoushilaowangu,yigemeishayongdezhuozi,maidianqianhuahuayoushenmebuhao?”

jiangzhaojixumeijiezha,lengshenghechi:“nigexiaowangudonggepia,kuaibachuanchengshouzhuojiwo,yaoburanwojiangnimenyijiazhuchujiangjiazupu,bingdongjienimendeyiqieziyuan,bugongyingnimenjiayaocai……”

“好啊!”

jiangzhexiaoyingyingdidianlediantou:“zhenghaonimenneixiechanjiadeyaocaiwozaobuxiangyongni,nimenzuihaomashanganzhaoyuanjiashouhui,yaoburanwojiuquyaojianjugaonimen,congjinyihoubainiandejiangjiachuanchengzaijiangcheng,nimenshangjingjiangjiafenzhi,jiuzishengzimiehaole。”

“假药?”

jiangzhaojibeiqideyanqianyihei,xianxieshuaidao,henhendedengleyiyanshenpangdejianghaoxuan。

huashuodaozheifen,tayemeilianzaidaixiaqule,daizhejiangyueqihuhudezhuanshenjiuzou。

“ba,ba……niquna……zanmenkebunengjiuzheimesuanle。”

jianghaoxuanyibianhanyibianzhui,linchumenshi,dianledianjiangzhedebizi,ehenhendidao:“xiaozaizi,jiangjiashibuhuifangguoni,zouzheqiao!”

“erzi,nijintianshizadele?niyeyezanmenjiashidezuibuqide……”

“妈,没事!”

jiangzhekanlaomahuangkongbuandeshenqing,xinlixiangdaozhabannanshou,lazhexuguizhideshouhaoshenganweidao。

“erzizhangdale,tuirangrenrushijiejuebulewentide,zhiyaochuanchengshouzhuozaizanjiayitian,woyeyedailingdejiangjiajiubuhuiansheng。”

“这全怪我啊!”

jianghaotiantanxiyaotou:“dangnianjiangjialaoyibeiyoubushaozurenzhichiwoshangwei,woyaoyounizheibanqiangying,yebuzhiyu……”

“ba,zheiyebunengquanguaini,ruguohuanchengshiwo,yeweibiyouyongqigenninzheng!”

jiangzhekanleyanshijiandao:“ba,nixiandalizhensuo,bakucunbanjiabanzhendeyaodoutuile,tiaozhefeijing,woqumianshichedangan,ranhouquzhongyiyuanzhaotangyeyuanzhang,tazuoweiwodekezuolaoshi,meishaotiwochuguodeshicaoxin。”

zuoweizhongshengzhe,jiangzheyouwubiqiangdadezixinxin,dantashenzhirenqingshiguhepingtaidezhongyaoxingle。

tajiadezhongyizhensuoliuqishipingmi,youzailaochengqubianyuan,renliuxishaoshengyixiaotiao,caigouliangxiao,meiyoujijiayaocaishangyuanyidalitamen,yiwangdoushijiazuwanrentangtongyigonghuo。

danyouxierenquezaizhongjianchanzalebushaoliezhiyaocai,shenzhishijiayao,zheijueduishizabainianlaodianzhaopaidezuofa。

yaoshinengtongguozhongyiyuandequdaojinhuo,bujinyaocaidedaolebaozheng,yeshengdejiazuzaijinhuoqudaoshangkatamenjiadebozi。

……

江城医大面试考场。

liumingkaoguan,yigewaijikaoguan,kanzhejiangzhetianbaodebiaoge,meitouquandouzhouleqilai,chenmobanshangmeishuochuhualai。

“咳咳!”

shengyikedaxueyuanzhangouyangmingfulefuyanjing,qingleqingsangzi:“jiangzhetongxue,niyaobuyaozaikaolvyixia,bijingzheishiguanxiniyibeizidedashi,hafodaxuedeminge,quanguojiuyige,zheimeqingyifangqi,kexile。”

“shia,jiangzhetongxue,nishiwomenheishengdejiaoao,yiquanyouchengjitongguokaoshi,quexuanlelengmendezhongyiyuan,zheiduiguojiarenmindoushisunshia。”

qitajiweikaoguan,yefenfenkaikouquandao。

“xiexiejiweilingdao,laoshi,woxianghaole。”jiangzhemeizuotaiduojieshi,dandandao。

“no……等等!”

neigejinfabiyan,zhangxiangshuaiqidewaijikaoguanyongyikouliulidehanyujiaodao:“jiangzhexiansheng,woshidawei·paien,shihafoxiaofangzhuhuaxiadedaibiao,nidechengjizugouyouxiu,nenggaosuwoweishenmefangqi?shibushiqueshaomanei,womenxuexiaohuitigongfenghoudejiangxuejin。”

“不是!”

“neinenggaosuwoshishenmeyuanyinma?”daweirengbusixinyiliankewangdao。

“你真想知道?”

“shide。”daweijiandingdiantou。

“neinipazaizhuozishang,wojiugaosuni!”jiangzhexiaohehedezhizhemianqiandezhuozi,shiyidaweipashangqu。

“这是什么意思?”

daweibagaoshengyin,songlesongjian,biaoshibulijie,danhaishitinghuazhaozuole。

ouyangmingheqitajigemianshiguan,yeshiyilianmengbi,gangxiangkaikouxunwen,jiukandaojiangzhechushourudian,anzhudaweidebeibu,shuangshouxiaya,yongliyitui。

“咔吧!啊……”

daweihaowufangbeitongdemengyitaitou,pokoudama:“nigehundan,duiwozuoleshenme?tongsiwole。”

“xialaizouliangbu!”jiangzheyoushanshenshou,ladaweiqilai。

“咦?”

daweijingyiyisheng,niuyaohuangpiguzuolejigegaonandudongzuo,jingxidao:“maiga,wo……wodeyaobutengle。”

“nideyaotuocuoweiyanzhong,wobangnimogufuwei!”jiangzhezhuanshen:“woshiyimingzhongyi,dangyizhenxingguocuizhongyiweijiren……”

……

江城中医院。

jiangzhelaidaoyedongshengdeyuanzhangbangongshi,qiaolebantianmenmeirenkai,dianhuayemeirenjie,xianzhemeishi,tabianyicengyicengdeguangleqilai。

kanzheshuxidekeshi,shebei,jiangzhebumianyouxiegantan,guayangtou,maigourou,ruodadezhongyiyuan,queshiyixiandaiyixueweizhu,zhongyidekeshibeipaijidaobuqiyandejiaoluoli。

jiuzaijiangzhezoudaoicubingfangmenkoushi,tingdaolejiliedezhengchaosheng。

“fangshou,rensile,zhidaozhejile,zaodianjiaowuwankuaishoushufei,youwoqinzishoushu,huoxunimahaiyouhuoxialaidexiwang。”

“neiniweishenmejiwomatingyao?”

yigeshencaizhongdeng,pingtaibancun,pifuquheirutie,shuangyanxuehong,sanfazhekongbushaqidexiaohuozi,danshouqiazhesiyanyishengdebojing,dingzaiqiangshang,lengshengzhiwen:“wogangchouqianhuilai,renjiumeile,nihaiwomaminglai。”

“nigeqiongbi,fengzi,nimeiqianjinimazhibing,rensile,genwoyougemaoxiandeguanxi,songshou!”

“我掐死你!”

pingtouxiaohuoetouqingjintuqi,mingxianqileshaxin,shouzhangyongli,siyanyishengbeiqiadezhifanbaiyan,chongzhepangbiannabaibudanheshaledexiaohushi,zhengzhahanjiao。

“xiao,xiao……xiaohuikuaijiaorenbaojing!”

jiangzhetantouganghaokandaozheiyimu,tabenxiangkanyiyanjiuzou,kedangmuguangsaodaobingchuangshangdefurenshi,dahanyisheng,kuaibuzoulejinqu。

“biechaole,renhaimeisikuaijiuren!”jiangzheshangyishijiushixiyidetianhuaban,zheiyishigengshihuodelezhongyichuancheng。zhishiyiyanbiankanchubingchuangshangdezhongnianfuren,zhengchuyubinsiqiandejiasizhuangtai。yaoshizaituoyihuier,kejiuzhensile。

tashangqianyibatuikailenabaibudandexiaohushi,congkoudailiquchuyinzhen,chushourudian,jiangyigengenyinzhenjingzhuncirufurenzhoushenjichudaxue。

“妈?”

pingtouxiaohuodajiaozheguidaojiangzhedemianqian,zhanshengwendao:“xian……xiansheng,wo……womata……”

“有得救……”

“bietingtade,xiaozi,rendousile,nihaitemezazaixiazhetengshenmejinga?”budengjiangzhebahuajiangwan,siyanyishengmamalielie,henhendecuilepangbiandepingtouxiaohuoyikou。“huozhebuxiao,sileluanjiao。youneixiaoxinzaodiannawuwankuaizuoshoushu,nimayebuhuisi。meiqianzhuangxiaozi,wozuikanbuqinizheizhongren……”

tabibitaotaoshuogebuting,jianjiangzhebulita,yijiuzhuanxinzhizhijifurenxingzhen,tazheiqijiubudayichulai,zhizhejiangzhedebiziwawadajiao。“xiaozi,nitemeshilongzi,haishiyaba?nishiyishengma?nonggenpozhendaozheililuanzhaluanci,wogaosuni,zheilishiicubingfang,fenmiaodoushifeiyong,zhiqianqiandeyiyaofeikehaimeijieqingni?”

jiangzhezhawanzuihouyigenzhen,weiweisongleyikouqi,lengshengtaitou:“bizuibayongyi,zheigefurenhaihuozhe!”

siyanyishengyiliandebuxie,xiangshitingdaoleshenmetiandadexiaohuayiyang:“huozhe?hehe……nishibushishenjingyouwenti?zheirenniyaoshinengjijiuhuoguolai,wozheizhurenyishengdeweizhijinizuo……”

“嘀……”

tahuameishuowan,turanchuangtoudejiankongshebeifachudideyishengcuixiang,jinjiezhezhongxinhuifulegongzuo。

zhongnianfurenliansefushangyimohongyun,jingranyoulexintiao!