第3章 熊孩子

jianzhujianjizheigexionghaiziyoutiqichuanyuezhedeshier,hangshichedifanule,zhenghaozhujianjijiuzaitashenqian,zhijieshenshoulinguozhujianjideerduo,xunchidao:“nibushidayingniangqinbuzaitichuanyuezhedeshierma?zenmeyoutiqilaile?jintiandexuehualaomeile,bu,zheigeyuedexuehualaonidoubiexiangchiyikoule。”

“tengtengteng......”zhujianjilianshenghanteng,weiqudao:“niangqin,haiershidayingninbuzaiwairenmianqiantichuanyuedeshier,danshifuwangbushiwairena,zaishuofangcaishifuwangxiantide,bushihaierxianshuodea!”

“nihaigandingzui?”hangshizhijietaigaoshouwan,zhujianjigezixiao,xiaoerduozhijiebeijiudetonghong,tengdezhujianjikaishisiminghanteng。

hangshixinruan,zhidelveweifangdishouwan,bijingzhujianjishizijideerzi,shangdaotakebuxing。

buguozhujianjihaishimeiyoutingzui,jixusimingdihanzhe。

“haole,haole,nimenmuzierrenjiubiezaibenwangmianqianyanxile。”zhuqiyubuyue,zhijiedianpolehangshidexiaoxinsi。

hangshiyouxieganga,yebuzhidaogaibugaisongkaishou,zhujianjiqueshitingzhidecanjiao,qingqingyizheng,bianconghangshideyingzhuagongzhixiataotuochulai,xiaoxixididuizhezhuqiyudao:“fuwang,haierzheibushikanninxinqingbuhaoma?teyiyanyichangxijininkan,meixiangdaoninmingchaqiuhao,yiyanjiukanpolehaierdebaxi,zhenshitaiyingmingle。”

buguozhujianjizheiyitaomapixialai,quemeiyoudedaoshenmexiaoguo,zhuqiyudeliansefanershigengheile,gangxiangxunchiyifan,turanyigepuyizoulejinlai,duizhezhuqiyudao:“dianxia,wangfeishuotashenzibushi,jinrijiubuguolaiyongzaoshanle。”

puyikouzhongdewangfei,jiushizhuqiyudezhengfeiwangshi,tazuijinhuailehaizi,duzihenda,yijingkuaishengle,huodongbubian,jintianyoubutaishufu,yushipairenlaitongzhiyisheng,rangzhuqiyutamenbuyaodengtale。

zhuqiyudiandiantou,zhijiefenfudao:“shangshanba!xianchifan。”

tadazaoshangqilaimomingqimiaobeizhaoqushangchao,huilaiyoutingzhujianjizaizheihushuobadao,xinzhongzaoyichalexuduo,xianzaizhixiangchiwanfanhuiqubuyijue。

puyimendongzuohenkuai,meiyihuierjiujiangzaofanduanleguolai,buguoyebuduo,meirenyiwannongchoudemizhou,jiyangqingdandexiaocai。

zhujianjiyebuguanneimeduo,tazaojiuele,zhijieduanqiwanjiukaishichi。

zhuqiyukandaozhujianjichidexiangtian,xinzhongdeqiyejiuxiaolebushao,bijingshizijideerzi,erqienianlinghaixiao,hushuojijuyewufang,zhiyaozhangdalebiandewenzhongyixiejiuhaole。

hangshiyekandaolezhuqiyudelianse,yiweitahaizaishengzhujianjizheigexionghaizideqi,chushengquandao:“dianxiabuyaoshengjianjihaierdeqile,tahaixiao,ninbuyaohetayibanjianshi。”

zhuqiyuyaotoudao:“meiyou,tayigexiaohaizi,wohetashengshenmeqi。”

“woqideshicongjintiankaishi,wojiuyaomeiriqushangzaochaole。”

hangshijingya,wendao:“wangyequzaochaozuoshenme?erqiehaidetiantianqu。yiwangchaotingyemeiyoufanwangmeiridouyaoshangchaodeguijua!”

“kebushini!wogujibixiayaokaishiqinzhengle,bijingwalazuijinzongshizainaoshi,qianzhenzihainonglesanqianduorenguolaichaogong,beibixianianlehuiqu,gujixuandaneimianyouyaoyouzhenzibuanwenle。”zhuqiyunazhekuaizitanqidao。

“neirangninquzuoshenme?”hangshijixuwendao。

“wo?”zhuqiyumengdijiangkuaizipaizaizhuozishang,qifendao:“rangwoqudangkuilei。”

“tachuquqinzheng,rangwozaijingchengjianguo。”

“neibushitinghaodema?xuandakuhan,fengshahaida,ninbuyongquneimianshoukuhaibuhao?”hangshianweidao。

zhuqiyuyaotou,nudao:“nidongshenme?”

“tadangwozaijingchengjianguo,burangwotitaqinzheng,wufeijiushipawoshouwozhongbing,weixiedaotadeweizhi,nizhidaotashizenmeanpaidema?chaozhengyouhuyingwangwendenglaochenzhangwo,zhongyaozhengwumeiriyongjidisongqujunzhong,taqinzichuli,wozhifuzeyongyintongyieryi,meiyoubantianjuedingquan,zheihaibushikuileishishenme?”

“rucifangbeiwo,ganmarangwojianguo?woduitadeneigeweizhiyoumeiyouxingqu。”

zhujianjichizhefan,danshierduoquetingzhezhuqiyuzaineilifaxiefanmen,dengzhuqiyushuowan,xiaoshengwendao:“fuwang,huangdiqinzhengkaishilema?”

zhuqiyujianzhujianjiyouyaodatingchaotingshangdeshier,dunshidanu,yibapaizaizhuozihoudao:“niganjinchifan,chiwanfanjiwohuiqubeishu,jinribeibuxiaqianziwen,kanwozenmeshoushini!”

zhujianjitouyisuo,buganzaiwen,jixiajiubawanlidezhoubalajinzuili,zhuanshenpaole。

taxianzaizhengzaimengxue,gangkaishixueqianziwen,nalinengbeidexialai,xianzaizhixiwangzhuqiyuzaishuoqihua,zhuantouwanglezuihao。

diertianlingchen,yigeqiguaideshenyingguiguisuisuidichuxianzaiwumenzhiwai,zheigeshenyingyoulianggetou,yigedayigexiao,danshikanbudaoshou,zhiyouliangtiaozhangtuibijiaomingxian。

buyongwen,zheijiushizhujianjihefushitadehuanguanzhangyong。

zhangyongyiliandanyoudixiaoshengdao:“xiaowangye,ninzhendeyaojingonga,nucaikemeitingshuowutaifeizhaoninjinqua!”

zhujianjiyilianbunaifandidao:“zhangbanban,nizheidouwenduoshaobianle,doushuoleshifuwangrugongdeshihouhuangzumuxiangwole,rangwojinqukankanta,zenmenihaimeiwanmeilede,xinbuxinworangrenbanidiudaogongzhongdehuanyijulianggeyue,rangniqingxingqingxing。”

“keshijibianshitaifeixiangnile,yeshirangnindemuqinhangguirendainijinqua,naliyourangnucaidainilaide,haishizheimezaodeshihou。”zhangyongziranbuxiangxinhuailizheigexiaozuzongdehua,wunaizijishitaderen,shenmedoudetingtade,xiaozuzongfenfu,jibianzhangyongzhidaozijizheishizaifancuo,huiyinciershoufa,neiyebixuzunshou,zheijiushizuonucaidezeren,zhuzishuoshenme,tajiudezuoshenme。

zhujianjidengzheliangtiaoxiaotuinudao:“nihaifeihua,ganjinzou,huangzumuhaizaidengwoni!”

zhangyongwunai,zhidebaozhezhujianjikaojinlegongmen。

zheishihoutiansehaimeiyouliangqilai,zhiyoutianbianyouyiciqingchendeweiguang,wumenwaizhangangdehuanggongshiweizirankanbuqingguolaideshishenmeren,danshikanqilaiqixingguaizhuangde,likenuhedao:“shenmeren?cinaihuanggongzhongdi,budeshanchuang,fouzegeshawulun。”

zhangyongzoudaoyizhandenglongxialuchushenxing,dashengdao:“zheishichengwangshizi,yaojingongbaijianwutaifei,haibukuaipairenyinlu!”